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In Reply to: Re: Well- posted by mosin on December 3, 2005 at 21:13:13:
a while ago, and she was saying that I had been grumpy all day and she wanted me to say something nice to her. I thought about it for a minute and told her "for a fat gal you sure don't sweat very much." Thinking I had really impressed her I leaned over to get a kiss and she bloodied my nose. We did have a good round of rodeo sex that other night though. We were making love and I told her she wasn't nearly as good in bed as her sister. I tried to hold on for 8 seconds, but I only made it for a count of 6.7 seconds. I had always heard that when ya get thrown off ya gotta jump right back into the saddle, but I will be damned, she weren't in the mood no more. Married for 26 years to that woman and I still can't figure her out.Who started this conversation? Oh yeah, it was reefer.
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- And I suppose if you ask for jokes in a comedy forum they start talking about turntables! ;-) (nt) - Bry 03:03:27 12/04/05 (2)
- A baptist, a Catholic and a Jew walk into a record store... - mosin 06:28:53 12/04/05 (1)
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- Re: I was talking to my wife - www.records 21:29:27 12/03/05 (3)
- Re: I was talking to my wife - mosin 21:39:07 12/03/05 (2)
- Helga and I were having a nice Greek meal - www.records 21:43:40 12/03/05 (1)
- I sure hate seeing Helga get old- - www.records 21:50:05 12/03/05 (0)
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