OK... another joke

Posted by FezCo (A) on July 7, 2012 at 18:42:01

In Reply to: Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers posted by Muzikmike on July 7, 2012 at 13:48:44:

Elderly husband coming up on his 40th wedding anniversary decides to go get his wife some negligee as a present. He goes to the lingerie store to pick something out. The sales ladies keep bringing out more product. Every time he would say 'not sheer enough.' Finally they bring out something pretty much transparent and he buys it.

Later on that evening, he presents the gift to his wife:'Take it upstairs, open it up and try it on' he says. So his wife takes the gift upstairs and unwraps it. 'There's nothing to this thing. I'll trick him by just walking downstairs naked,' she says.

So she starts walking down the stairs and he looks up and says:

'You think what I paid for that thing, they would have ironed it!'

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Topic - Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers - Muzikmike 13:48:44 07/07/12 (17)

RE: Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers - Tom P 05:15:18 07/09/12 (0)

RE: I'm from the Government and here to help you - amioutaline? 06:08:02 07/08/12 (1)

From the government? And here to help? - EdAInWestOC 17:46:02 07/08/12 (0)

RE: Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers - griffithds@jaws.bz 20:23:50 07/07/12 (0)

OK... another joke - FezCo 18:42:01 07/07/12 (1)

Haha - excellent!! :-)) nt - andyr 00:28:22 07/08/12 (0)

Similar thought with similar problem - M3 lover 15:53:30 07/07/12 (0)

RE: Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers - fullheadofnothing 15:35:55 07/07/12 (0)

There's a doctor in L.A. who's an expert with this procedure.... - kootenay 14:10:01 07/07/12 (8)

Old joke.... - rlindsa 15:04:06 07/07/12 (0)

Eeeeeew! - Muzikmike 14:28:51 07/07/12 (6)

RE: Eeeeeew! - IEaudiodude 19:03:01 07/08/12 (0)

I like my wrinkles.. They mean I have lived a long time. - Elizabeth 23:48:17 07/07/12 (3)

RE: I like my wrinkles.. They mean I have lived a long time. - John Elison 00:32:04 07/08/12 (2)

No choice? now? with Botox, and endless plasic surgery? yeah we have a choice, I say fine as is. - Elizabeth 06:26:41 07/08/12 (1)

You have no choice about getting old. None of us do! /nt\ - John Elison 13:17:33 07/08/12 (0)

Anyone who can make fun of themselves... - headphonejack 15:41:04 07/07/12 (0)

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OK... another joke - FezCo 18:42:01 07/07/12 (1)

Haha - excellent!! :-)) nt - andyr 00:28:22 07/08/12 (0)

OK... another joke

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