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In Reply to: witness - 4 : one who has personal knowledge of something. posted by snkby on February 23, 2001 at 16:36:42:
There have been a few cases where dogs have been witnesses,
- here are part of the transcripts:
US Postal Service vs Rex the Schnauser 1998(Judge Judy)- "Bring in the next witness for the defence"
(Officer Bobrady brings in Rex on a leash.)
Prosecution: "Your Honour, I object- they're leading the witness!!!"
(Judge Judy)-"Objection sustained!"
On releasing Rex, he escaped custody and is believed to be hiding out in a shed in Montana.Without a defence witness, the Us Postal Service won their case.
Sylvia Harlowe v Prince, the Great Dane
(Judge Judy): "So tell me Miss Harlowe, what did this dog do to you?"
(Miss Harlowe): "It's embarressing your Honour"
(Judge Judy):"Well, where did he bite you, we're all grown up here"
(Miss Harlowe):"He didn't exactly bite me your honour"
(Judge Judy): "Well, what exactly did he do?"
(Miss Harlowe):" OK, I'll say it, I had just taken a shower and I was naked and I heard this noise and before I knew it my neighbours dog jumped on my back and started humping and humping and humping like a.. a... an animal!!!"
(Judge Judy):" That's incredible!! How much financial restitution do you want from the owners?"
(Miss Harlowe):"I don't want restitution, your Honour"
(Judge Judy):"That's understandable. I'll order the dog to be put down"
(Miss Harlowe):"That's not what I want either"
(Judge Judy):"What exactly do you want?"
(Miss Harlowe):"Well, I think they could clip his nails a little shorter".
Judge Judy then interviewed Prince privately in her chambers, and found in favour of Miss Harlowe, and the dog's nails were done.
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Follow Ups
- Why dogs make bad witnesses- Bad dog,....Bad dog!!! - john dem 21:06:10 02/23/01 (1)
- BAD! ;) nt - AndrewH 21:28:25 02/23/01 (0)
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