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RE: Strange car transaction

"He went back to his car and returned with the remaining money.

I was left wondering if that was an "honest" mistake of if he was trying to slicker me?"

What do you think if he had the cash in the car ?

In 1995 we had a house fire. Being the type were are/were we did some of the work for a kickback from the insurance company. Nothing illegal, it was as if we kinda worked for them. It was better not to have them traipsing around the whole house anyway.

So settlement dday comes and the contracting company's owner's son comes to make the deal, he is short by about half but flashes the cash thinking probably that we would just get googeley eyed and take it. Nope. So he leaves to go get it. In the meantime Jack and I went for beer. What did we see on the sidestreet ? (next street you turned to be headed the right way to park on the street) he is in his car with his shoe in his hand !

We laughed all day over that one, but we got our money.

If you think I'm good you should have seen the olman. i was shacked up a bit with some dumb cunt. I went to work and she got on the phone and ran up $300 in chat phone bills. We called the phone company and arranged to pay them but not those charges. (we shared the phone line) They said that the company would pursue collections. So they call. they used all the usual collection tactics, They didn't ever on us but I heard from others about it. "Don't you care about your credit rating ?". And then, and I consider this a stroke of genius, he said "Hey that girl was under eighteen".

ZAM, fixed like a speeding ticket when you got diplomatic immunity. They can't do shit without a judgement, putting it on our credit would be actionable and suing us for the money would be admitting to pandering to a minor.

I don't know how to teach this shit, it took me fifty years to learn it. But think on your feet. On Craigslist ads I used to put "cash and carry" but don't really now. Even with cash and carry in the ad sometimes I got them, "I can't make it to pick the item up but I will send you a cashier's check for the full amount plus some to cover your trouble".

If you get such a check, cash it at a check cashing place. Some don't even require ID, but a thumbprint. But then they will go after the sender. You have not only plausible deniability, but complete deniability. If they ask why you cashed it there instead of at your bank say "I didn't want to wait for the money". That is not even a lie, you didn't want to wait FOREVER for the money !

Boy people are lucky I only use my powers for good. One dream of mine is to really scam the scammers. I mean clean the motherfuckers out.

Nice to dream, but they really know their business. It'll probably never happen. If it does you'll be the third to know.


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