In Reply to: UPS will be here soon, and I need a lie posted by John E on June 2, 2000 at 14:25:12:
Tell her you registered on a site... and won a contest.Tell her some newbie on ebay didn't realize what he had and sold it to you for $25.00 with no reserve
Tell her it's for her....
Tell her it is your Christmas gift for the next 10 years... that's what I always do... at this point I have all of my Christmas gifts til the year 3400
Tell her it's a misdirected delivery
When she asks about it.... look at her with a straight face and say "what new table?"
And if all else fails... CRY.. real tears.... REAL tears!!!! and tell her you must have it... THAT one worked for me twice :)
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