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In Reply to: "...deserves more than your typical 'drive-by' posting antics." Says who? posted by clarkjohnsen on July 2, 2007 at 09:24:35:
Okay Clark, so your position is that the burden of proof does not lie with those making outrageous claims about ‘products’, but on those who doubt such claims. That is probably the most irrational statement I’ve ever read in my life.
Guess what? My wife bought some new coasters last month, and when I placed one on the table next to me, the most amazing thing happened. The picture on my TV suddenly became High Definition – I just couldn’t believe it, but when I put that damn thing outside, my TV looked like an ordinary NTSC set again. After setting it back on the table, I was looking at HDTV again – it’s really quite remarkable. But then I switched on my audio system and was completely blown away – I’ve never heard a stereo sound more real.
I am a chemist and I determined the composition of the coaster that made the remarkable improvements and have now developed a new and improved ceramic (not ordinary ceramic mind you) disk that when placed within three feet of anyone in the room, all of the aforementioned enhancements become instantly noticeable. The true magic is that as long as this disk is within three feet of anyone in the room, that person will be in the “sweet spotâ€. It even works for people in another room – perfect stereo imaging behind the speakers. You have to experience this to believe it! The upside is that this device never needs batteries. The downside is that it cannot be used as a coaster because once an object is placed on top of the disk, the magic disappears.
I’m selling them for a very reasonable price of $30 each. How many would like to order?
"Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny" FZ♬
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Follow Ups
- ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! - wazoo 08:51:44 07/04/07 (1)
- "That is probably the most irrational statement I’ve ever read in my life." Don't get around much huh? - clarkjohnsen 08:42:33 07/05/07 (0)
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