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Timeline Of The War In Afghanistan
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Posted on April 18, 2021 at 04:30:27 | ||
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President Biden announced Wednesday his plan to withdraw troops from Afghanistan in September, the latest move to pull the military out of what has become America's longest war. The Onion looks at key dates from the U.S. war in Afghanistan. 1982: CIA funds and trains Taliban after making them promise not to do anything bad. 2001: World Trade Center office worker spills coffee on shirt and declares day couldn't possibly get any worse. 2003: Loosest-ever use of the word "accomplished." 2008: Surviving Afghan wedding guests admittedly somewhat grateful for drone strike that interrupted interminable best man speech. 2010: Occupying U.S. troops increased to 100,000 as part of Operation Nice Round Numbers. 2011: Osama bin Laden killed in Pakistan raid, forcing U.S. to stay in Afghanistan to gather intelligence on his ghost. 2012: Vice President Biden announces that forces will leave Afghanistan after he's elected to replace Donald Trump as president in eight years. 2014: President Obama announces combat missions are officially over and any further civilian deaths can be ignored. 2020: After months of negotiations, U.S. and Taliban agree to let bygones be bygones. 2036: President Buttigieg promises to withdraw remaining 80,000 US troops from Afghanistan by end of year. "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. " ― W.C. Fields |
Indeed. I hope they both succeed. (nt), posted on April 18, 2021 at 14:45:22 | |
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What about - "Taliban agree to turn over OBL if US recognizes it as rightful government" nt, posted on April 18, 2021 at 19:43:42 | |
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RE: Congratulations ..., posted on April 18, 2021 at 20:39:10 | |
Or, you could have written: "Yes, you're right. And my condolences on the loss of a family member in the service of his country." |
RE: War in Afghanistan began in 1842..., posted on April 18, 2021 at 20:43:35 | |
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Great historical photograph. |
RE: Timeline Of The War In Afghanistan, posted on April 18, 2021 at 21:48:55 | |
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He is called "sleepy joe" for a specific reason. |
RE: Timeline Of The War In Afghanistan, posted on April 18, 2021 at 22:15:20 | |
we should have invited the Taliban over for a 9/11 get together to withdraw. you'd be cool if he waited until then right? |