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In Reply to: LOL. BEWARE Girlfriend 3.1!!!!!!! posted by Steven R. Rochlin on March 07, 2003 at 16:02:03:
Good greif, now I know why my husband is on here all the time. Don't you men have something other than us to complain about, other than the choices you make? Oops, wrong gear, need a new one, oops, need a digital remastered cd, oh, I mean now I need an sacd, oops, new girlfriend time....geeezzz, try not to be such babies!
Follow Ups:
Got an identical twin??(semi-serious inquiry to whyaskwhy poster)
Once, I posted the opinion that I hate details
and love simplicity and took that opinion to
the 'Vinyl' forum, essentially, asking "Why
do you people bother?" Well, let's just say
that I thought hands would come out of the
computer terminal and grab me. The guys can say
they're joking/half-joking about the Wife Acceptance
Factor (and I guess you and I have to "accept" that
explanation). For me, compared to hobbyists/collectors,
women are far, far more mature. Unfortunately, women
have their own specialized interests and vain concerns
so I guess both sexes lose out. Do you know of a Third
Sex out there? I'm waiting to find a woman who has no
What are you doing checking out your husband's websites for goodness' sake!Bet you go through his pockets when he's in the shower too don't you, and every conceivable crevice in the car when he's out?
It's women like you that cause me to be such a commitment - phobe; us poor guys just want to be loved and respected by the inferior sex and in return we'll give you some purpose in life, a little bit of responsibility like cooking food for your man and keeping his home clean, but in return we get spied on and treated like some kind of criminal.
Now perhaps you can appreciate why us fellas need to get away from our women and immerse ourselves in music; CDs start when they're told but when we've had enough they'll be quiet. What's more, unless we give our permission they won't play for anyone else, and so long as we give them a little rub now and again they always play on demand.
Best Regards,
Chris Redmond.
Thanks... and my post was virtually PURE humor. It has been going around the web for years (Girlfriend 3.1 thing). My girlfriend (now ex) would send me many male bashing humor e-mails. Here is one of them:-------------
Thought you might get a kick out of this!
>
> Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when > all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
> This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license > in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?DANGEROUS: Why are you so worked up?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
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