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In Reply to: Re: Soundtrack Album Cover of the Day posted by Frank P on September 13, 2006 at 08:38:32:
Can you give me a good reason why should I sell to you at a 50% discount off of the price clearly stated on the album of $5.98?
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. . a capitalist and shrewd negotiator eh? OK, you win, I'll offer you $6.00!!!! That's an offer you simply CAN'T refuse!!!!
In the same vein as giving away the razor but charging a fortune for the blades, we now need to negotiate shipping and handling fees. I was thinking something in the realm of three figures ;-)
that you have clarified that you want three figures for shipping. I can therefore offer you $1.27 for shipping and handling!! VOILA!!! THREE FIGURES!!! When do I get my LP?
Frank P
Actually, the three figures I was thinking of were Natasha Kinski (1982 Cat People), Ann-Margaret (1964 Kitten with a Whip) and Elizabeth Taylor (1958 Cat on a Hot Tin Roof).
nothing like those classic lines!! Alright, anyone who has an LP with Johh Wayne on the cover and likes Ann-Margaret deserves better - I'll give ya $7.00 for the LP + $2.11 for shipping and handling. But WAIT! If you act within the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in a FREE DVD of The Train Robbers starring John Wayne AND Ann-Margaret! But that's not all, you also get a second copy of the DVD ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's a $200 value for only one used LP!!! Please see disclaimer below.
This product is delivered AS IS; do not use while operating a motorized vehicle; professional driver on closed road circuit, do not attempt these maneuvers yourself; obey posted speed limits; for off-road use only; do not drive on shoulder; your mileage may vary; no passing; offer is valid only at participating Internet sites; no passes accepted for this engagement; this offer cannot be redeemed for cash; breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement; do not use if seal is broken; requires one-year service agreement; no dealers; PLEASE NOTE: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state. some equipment shown is optional; do not use the AC adapter provided with this player for other products; batteries not included; keep clear of swinging steel blades; handle with extreme care; not a birth-control device; some components may require additional system resources not outlined above; not valid in 49 states, free DVD is a totally illegal, boot-leg copy burned on a cheap home computer, nominal $500 restocking fee for any returns, may cause drowsiness. (void where prohibited)
Frank P
Dave
Later Gator,
Crank up your talking machine, grab a jar of your favorite "kick-back", sit down, relax, and let the good times roll.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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