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Posted by stan2 (A) on May 09, 2007 at 15:32:42

I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she
asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

• College roommate - subcoolman 13:39:13 05/10/07 (2)
  In Reply to: lucky night posted by stan2 on May 9, 2007 at 15:32:42:

  I think I've posted this before, but my roommate in college bagged not only his GF and her 2 sisters, but her Mother as well!
  

  

  Ergo grex, ergo sum.

  
  
  

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  • Have they caught up with him yet? ;~) - Bruce Kendall 14:24:40 05/10/07 (0)
    In Reply to: College roommate posted by subcoolman on May 10, 2007 at 13:39:13:

    Things that make you go hmmmmm......
    

    
    
    
    

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  • Once bagged my GF and her roomate together, does that count? - Valveboy 14:23:18 05/10/07 (0)
    In Reply to: College roommate posted by subcoolman on May 10, 2007 at 13:39:13:

    Roomate walks in on us and says sorry. GF says don't apologize, join in! YES! I say. Spent the next day in a severe hangover and spent the next month praying for bad crops.
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• The REAL SICK THING... - Muzikmike 10:20:44 05/10/07 (0)
  In Reply to: lucky night posted by stan2 on May 9, 2007 at 15:32:42:

  my wife's 57 and her mother was cute as hell when we were first married...heck, she was only 45. She never made an offer like that, however.
  ****
  If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
  
  

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• Uhhh.....ewwww........ - Bruce Kendall 19:21:12 05/09/07 (7)
  In Reply to: lucky night posted by stan2 on May 9, 2007 at 15:32:42:

  thankfully it wasn't me. I would have fallen for it.
  

  
  
  
  

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  • yeah.. scarey. - stan2 19:37:36 05/09/07 (6)
    In Reply to: Uhhh.....ewwww........ posted by Bruce Kendall on May 9, 2007 at 19:21:12:

    scarier still - that I'd have had to think about whether to go for it. Actually, her mom wasn't that bad. Little chubby. had to use a sharpie to mark where I left off...
    
    

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    • Did you have to roll her in flour... - ElbowGeek 23:00:14 05/09/07 (5)
      In Reply to: yeah.. scarey. posted by stan2 on May 9, 2007 at 19:37:36:

      To find the wet spot?
      
      

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      • Tut tut.... Making a meal of it?...nt. - feet's too big 12:20:14 05/10/07 (1)
        In Reply to: Did you have to roll her in flour... posted by ElbowGeek on May 9, 2007 at 23:00:14:

        NT.
        
        

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        • And lead us not into temptation... - ElbowGeek 12:42:20 05/10/07 (0)
          In Reply to: Tut tut.... Making a meal of it?...nt. posted by feet's too big on May 10, 2007 at 12:20:14:

          ...to take this conversation right down into the sewer ;-)

          Good comeback though *grin*
          
          

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      • Got me laughing out loud. Thx! (nt) - vacuous 10:50:31 05/10/07 (0)
        In Reply to: Did you have to roll her in flour... posted by ElbowGeek on May 9, 2007 at 23:00:14:

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      • yipes.. this is a slippery slope.... nt - stan2 07:35:45 05/10/07 (1)
        In Reply to: Did you have to roll her in flour... posted by ElbowGeek on May 9, 2007 at 23:00:14:

        nt
        
        

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        • Heh heh, he said 'slippery' *nt* - ElbowGeek 08:18:16 05/10/07 (0)
          In Reply to: yipes.. this is a slippery slope.... nt posted by stan2 on May 10, 2007 at 07:35:45:

          nt
          
          

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