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----/PNSomething to think about

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pn ndthre was a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

<>FONTfaceTahoma color=black size=4>We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'< B>

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, '
WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day?? ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery…..
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It doesn't matter how you stir
the pot, Bullshit in always equals Bullshit out!!

Follow Ups:

"Something to think about'... and for you... - dave c 00:55:55 05/10/08 (25)
- RE: "Something to think about'... and for you... - Michael Samra 01:06:00 05/10/08 (24)
  - backwards illiterates or backspace illiterates? - dave c 01:10:30 05/10/08 (23)
    - RE: backwards illiterates or backspace illiterates? - Michael Samra 02:26:19 05/10/08 (22)
      - \\\We did something about it and haven't been attacked since///...... - three_sox 02:46:20 05/10/08 (21)
        
        RE: \\\We did something about it and haven't been attacked since///...... - Ozzie 08:49:38 05/11/08 (5)
        
        "no more attacks"? Are you sure? Here are details of 19. - dave c 15:56:04 05/11/08 (4)
        
        Great job. - kavakidd 21:12:48 05/11/08 (1)
        
        I hate top say this but... - dave c 21:41:00 05/11/08 (0)
        
        "you will find 10,000 attacks since 9/11 detailed worldwide." - Ozzie 19:04:10 05/11/08 (1)
        
        do you attempt to change subject mid thread to throw people off your scent? - dave c 19:42:01 05/11/08 (0)
        
        "richest nation in the world??? " - snert 17:57:02 05/10/08 (8)
        
        \\\Hell, you even drive on the left. /// ~ The steering wheel is on the RIGHT side of the car ….. - three_sox 18:24:22 05/10/08 (7)
        
        at least with American cars we know where the wingnuts are... - dave c 22:43:36 05/10/08 (6)
        
        Yes, Dave is in good company. - Ozzie 08:51:30 05/11/08 (5)
        
        In some possible campaign to again validate Newton's Third Law... - feet's too big 13:08:05 05/11/08 (4)
        
        "Allsorts" - dave c 13:54:56 05/11/08 (3)
        
        I just wonder.... - feet's too big 15:52:11 05/11/08 (2)
        
        I might have my problems but I am quite sure there is only one of me - dave c 16:01:21 05/11/08 (1)
        
        A view shared by some of less extreme views?.... :o) nt. - feet's too big 16:20:40 05/11/08 (0)
        
        RE: \\\We did something about it and haven't been attacked since///...... - Michael Samra 04:23:00 05/10/08 (4)
        
        So how many of the 9/11 hijackers were Iraqi??....... - three_sox 04:44:47 05/10/08 (3)
        
        Hey, we could secure our borders where we 1500 miles from anywhere. - Norm 10:38:00 05/10/08 (2)
        
        I sincerely believe the money spent thus far in Iraq could have been much better utilised and with better ... - three_sox 18:57:48 05/10/08 (1)
        
        I think Iraq was a blunder and costs too much money. Iraq has billions in oil revenues that go unspent. - Norm 19:53:35 05/10/08 (0)
        
        The 9/11 terrorists have won because the USA has become terrorised - dave c 03:07:15 05/10/08 (0)

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