Water Cooler

I'm voting for the Pilot

208.58.2.83

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

Follow Ups:

RE: I'm voting for the Pilot - Michael Samra 01:48:57 04/28/08 (0)
I'm voting for an Al Q'aieda takeover and hope they fly the plane into... - dave c 18:48:42 04/27/08 (17)
- I think Clark has a stalker............ - J-PMatt@Comcast.Net 04:34:57 04/28/08 (3)
  - Wow... I'd never noticed the correlation... Should I be afraid, or LOL? nt - clarkjohnsen 11:32:32 04/28/08 (1)
    - "Should I be afraid?" NO, cj, be VERY afraid! - dave c 14:15:20 04/28/08 (0)
  - jusr be careful or you might have a stalker! nt - dave c 05:40:32 04/28/08 (0)
- Does Clark's every post HAVE to be met ... - halfnote 19:57:43 04/27/08 (10)
  - Yes, clearly. And I bask in the glow. nt - clarkjohnsen 11:36:58 04/28/08 (1)
    - I would have thought "blow a gasket" closer to the norm, but... whatever... nt - dave c 23:10:20 04/28/08 (0)
  - RE: Does Clark's every post HAVE to be met ... - Michael Samra 01:52:30 04/28/08 (1)
    - Oh all right, if you are convinced cj is a prime mover in selecting a president... - dave c 05:42:36 04/28/08 (0)
  - \\\with some kind of personal insult? ///....... - three_sox 20:43:26 04/27/08 (4)
    - Perhaps.... - feet's too big 07:04:32 04/28/08 (0)
    - "Dave simply isn’t in the race when it comes to hurling insults about anything American" - dave c 00:28:48 04/28/08 (0)
    - RE: \\\with some kind of personal insult? ///....... - kavakidd 22:12:41 04/27/08 (1)
      - I will see your "Wow" and raise you a "OMG" ! ~t - three_sox 22:38:36 04/27/08 (0)
  - "His posts to this forum are always interesting" ? Do you READ them? - dave c 20:11:22 04/27/08 (0)
- You're just the one to comment on someone else's ego - snert 19:42:19 04/27/08 (1)
  - so does that mean you agree with my post? - dave c 20:09:01 04/27/08 (0)

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