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In Reply to: RE: Joy of stocking up food for armageddon... posted by Sondek on February 16, 2017 at 12:30:21:
Doesn't expect you to cook"((ADDED: I never knew about Ted Cruz and soup until I Googled the phrase: "Ted Cruz playbook on impressing your spouse"..))
And..""If Ted Cruz were your husband, he'd stock the pantry with 100 cans of soup because he doesn't expect you to cook. He understands that your career is just as important as his career, and he is just a thoughtful guy. You protested that you liked to cook and 100 cans of soup were extreme, but your mother said, "Let Ted have his soup. A marriage is about give and take and understanding your partner's needs. Maybe soup makes Ted feel safe." You'd begin to understand that each of the 100 cans was Ted saying "I love you."
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""If Ted Cruz were your husband, you'd learn that Chunky Soup was one of Ted's love languages; like the language of flowers, only more rich and nuanced. Classic Chicken and Noodle means Ted wants to take care of you, Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables means "I'm in the mood for love," Wicked Thai Style Chicken means "Let's get kinky," Cheesy Stuffed Baked Potato means "I want to simplify the tax code.""For more Ted Cruz 'quotes' use the link:
Edits: 02/16/17
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