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In Reply to: nice... my ATM is closed tonight, so not eating dinner posted by bullethead on May 20, 2016 at 17:48:44:
1. This is what happens when you deliver pizza to a bachelor party.
In my first month delivering pizzas as an awkward teenager in suburban San Diego, I pulled up to a house and got out, toting 5 pizzas to the door of a very unassuming house. As I approached the door, I could see someone turn off the lights to the front room and I got a bit scared. I had heard the stories of drivers getting jumped and robbed of their tip money so instantly my mind goes to that. I walk slowly to the door and ring the bell. After a few seconds I hear somebody behind the door ask, "How old are you?" I answered, "Pizza Hut" Then I heard some muffled laughing. The woman again asks, "How OLD are you?" Reluctantly, I answer, "eighteen?" The door opens slowly and a woman is standing there completely naked with her hands outstretched. My jaw must have hit the ground. Then a flash of light from a camera behind her and a room full of guys bursts into laughter. Turns out it was a bachelor party. I got a good laugh but never did see the pic that was taken.
Edits: 05/20/16 05/21/16
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- hoping this cheers u up BH: "31 Pizza Deliverers Share Their Most Awkward Delivery Experiences" - Green Lantern 18:31:42 05/20/16 (1)
- did you see this onion article? - bullethead 03:17:17 05/21/16 (0)
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