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naw...it just takes a snazzy one-liner (or two)

ie:

Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"


Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.









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