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A long time ago, a young man goes into a store. He went in to buy a packet of condoms. In those days, it took courage to go in a store and ask for that kind of item. Because he lived in a small town & everyone knew him. Moreover, buying from a woman clerk was even more embarrassing.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter. She handed the boy the package and asked if he knew how to use one.
"No, not really."
So, she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned him to make sure it was on tight and secure.
The boy apparently still looked confused. She looked all around the store to see if it were empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" She asked.
He was so dumbstruck that all he could not speak.
"Now is the time to put the condom on."
Proudly, he showed her both thumbs were already covered
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Topic - little joke - FenderLover 04:27:50 08/26/15 (0)
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