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I hear ya

Before my recent colonoscopy (during which the Doc removed a 10 mm polyp), the attending nurse introduced herself. Believe me, she took my mind off the impending procedure - she was totally hot. I almost said "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".

Anyway, the procedure went well. The Doc gave me a bunch of photos of my colon AND my esophagus (sp?) AND my stomach (yeah, I bought the whole package: lower AND upper). Great pictures, but a little too dark. I'd prefer a tad more brightness. I'd post a couple, but I only have them on paper, not digital files. LWR can relate to the importance of the difference between a good print and a great print.

The Doc said I made the right decision in having the Anna's Thesia (I have no idea who Anna is/was, butt she must've been a real knockout), 'cause my colon has a lot of twists and turns, and I might have had "a little discomfort" if I had chosen just the "twilight sedation" - which was cheaper.

Butt, getting to my point, later (after they were all done looking at my very fine ass), he recommended that I go to another Doc to consult about my hemerrhoids. Just fyi, they don't bother me, it's not like they're painful or anything. Butt here's the good part: the hemerrhoid Doc he recommended is a woman. He said I'd like her. We'll know soon. I'll keep y'all updated as things progress.

I just thought everyone here on the Audio Asylum would want to know about my medical condition.

;)



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