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A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth extracted.
He pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
Therefore, the dentist started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank. The man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
He gave the patient two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," the dentist replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't. But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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Topic - Man goes to dentist - FenderLover 10:44:41 04/27/15 (5)
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