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In Reply to: Future son-in-law posted by FenderLover on March 22, 2015 at 08:59:24:
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study and ask him:
"What do you want to drink?"
"Oh, I do not drink"
"Have a cigar."
"No thanks, I do not smoke."
Father stops for the moment, and decides to check details about his future son in law.
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I am surgeon for this and that hospital"
"Where do you live?
"I have mansion just by the ocean."
"What do you drive?"
"Toyota Avalon."
Father thinks, he is working, has a home, nice but not extravagant car. I have to ask him more personal questions.
"Do you enjoy dangerous sports?"
"No I just like to run."
"Do you like to drive fast?"
"No, I barely got any tickets in my life."
"Were you married or engaged before?"
"No, your daughter is love of my life."
"Do you gamble?"
"I am not interested in that at all."
"Do you like to chase women?"
"Noooo, I am dedicated to one person."
So, after few second father asks:
"You do not drink, smoke, waste money, chase women, or do anything dangerous. For haven's sake, do you have any shortcomings?"
"Of course I have, I lie a lot".
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"One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."
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