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wrong side of the bed


A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way, two nuns look at him. He exclaims, “Good morning sisters”.

They reply in a singsong manner, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite. However, he goes about his business. Later, he encounters Brother Philip along the way.

“Good morning Brother Philip.”

The Brother replies in a singsong voice, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

The priest was very confused at this. Nevertheless, he moves on. He gets a little further down the road and he comes across a fellow priest Joseph. He says, “Good morning Father Joseph.”

The priest replies in a singsong manner, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dining hall not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop sees him and says, “Father …”

The young priest was not going to take any more, even from the Bishop. He looks at the Bishop and says, “No! I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

The Bishop looks at him stunned and says “What?”

The priest realized his mistake and said “I am sorry your Holiness, what is it that you wanted?”

The bishop looks at him and says, “All I was going to ask you was why you are wearing Sister Ann’s shoes?”


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Topic - wrong side of the bed - FenderLover 23:35:26 12/21/14 (2)

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