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After a year of marriage, a couple came to a hospital for the birth of their first child.
The man is 82 years old and the mother 23.The nurse comes out of the delivery room and said, “Congratulations. It's a boy. He is gorgeous. However, I must ask how do you do at your age?”
The old man smiled and said, “I always keep my motor running.”
A year later, the couple arrived at the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse came out to congratulate the old man.The old man smiled and once more said, "I always keep the motor running.”
The nurse gives him a pat on the shoulder. And said, “Well, you may want to change the oil. It’s black.”
Edits: 12/21/14
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Topic - baby joke (mild NSFW) - FenderLover 23:18:36 12/21/14 (0)