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What research says about cats...

I notice that there are a lot of cat lovers here. I love animals too, but I no longer enjoy making pets out of them and I've never liked sharing living spaces with them. IMO, a wall of separation and distance between humans and other animal species is best for the sovereignty, health, and well being of all parties involved. Any animal that sheds, shits, or pisses inside of my house (without cleaning up and/or flushing the toilet afterwards) is better off living outdoors, IMO.

Specifically, I've always suspected that cats are definitely NOT man's best friend (dogs probably aren't either, for that matter). In fact, if we cannot consider our fellow humans to be our "best friends" it is likely that we are truly alone in this big wide universe. Sad but true.

In addition, long time cat owners seem to go insane eventually, as they become adept at *projecting* their own thoughts and feelings onto their pets so that they might comfort themselves imagining that cats are in fact these loving and affectionate creatures. Cats are beautiful creatures but I've never believed that they necessarily cared even one fig about their owners welfare. Rather, cats seem to be affectionate and loving because they crave the food, shelter and services that their slaves... er, I mean "owners", provide for them.

Scientific Research is finally beginning to confirm my longtime suspicions...



Edits: 10/20/14

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Topic - What research says about cats... - genungo 09:16:54 10/20/14 (50)

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