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RE: Any happily married guys, here?

My ex-wife used to complain that her toes would curl every time we had sex. With each thrust her toes would curl down and with each withdrawal her toes would straighten out again.

Took her to the doctor and after about 10 minutes the doctor came out to the waiting room and introduced himself.

"Good news sir, your wife seems to be just fine."

"Doc, that's great! What was the problem?""

"Just make sure to take her panty hose off before having sex..."


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