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World's Dumbest Christmas Lyrics...

'Claus was blinded while his Reindeer were aflight...
Way behind on gifts that Eve of Christmas Night.
'Tis not easy to see your way as it snows...
'Cause it takes six volts to light up Rudolph's nose!!

We looked forward to the greatest Christmas yet...
All were waiting to see what each one would get.
It is normally the joyest time of year...
But 'tis not this time due to a careless deer.

Just two weeks ago Rudolph got lost in town...
And he let his needed power cell run down...
When they found him roaming loose last Saturday...
There was no time to recharge his battery!!

Even Superman can't fix this travesty...
There will be no gifts under the Christmas tree.
All the Children will be upset and will jeer...
They will not sing Rudolph's famous song this year.

"HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON RUDOLPH!!!"


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