I'm guessing this is in Pennsylvania
Not in Pennsylvania...seen on I-15 in Utah
Microsoft Blue Screen of Death
Seen in Millard, Nebraska
No offense intended, but this is kind of funny
Seen in a newsletter from a neighborhood near Baltimore. Check out the section on guns.
Interesting billboard arrangement creates dark but amusing message
Radiator shop in Hawaii
This is what passes for a men's fashion store in the Netherlands, and yes, they have a website.
TP works so very well with Target's new slogan
Interpreting Personal Ads
FIRST, THE WOMEN:
40-ish: 48
Adventurer: Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic: Flat-chested
Average looking: Ugly
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile: Bring your penicillin
Educated: College dropout
Emotionally Secure: Medicated
Feminist: Fat; ball buster
Free spirit: Substance user
Friends first: Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun: Annoying
Gentle: Comatose
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic
New-Age: All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded: Desperate
Outgoing: Loud
Passionate: Loud
Poet: Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional: Real Witch
Redhead: Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat
Romantic: Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous: Very Fat
Weight proportional to height: Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate: One step away from stalking
Widow: Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart: Toothless crone
Seeks financially-solvent male: Gold digger
THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:
40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic: Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated: Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit: Sleeps with your sister
Friends first: As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking: Arrogant
Honest: Pathological Liar
Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent
Mature: Until you get to know him
Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit: I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet: Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual: Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable: Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful: Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Independently wealthy: Inherited money from Mommy & Daddy
Seeks long-term Relationship: Drop dead after we sleep together
Likes to talk: Machiavellian, see "honest"
Iconoclast, Independent: Homeless
Bored: Suicidal
Geek: Washed jeans last month
Financially secure: Seeking father/daughter relationship
8" Cock: 4.5"
Brian Walsh
