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Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien.....

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10. Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza

9. Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying saucer with dilithium crystals

8. Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to wash the car -- boing!

7. You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little earth man"

6. He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from?

5. In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the tentacles

4. When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, "That guy's not from Ork"

3. Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus -- I mean, Vegas"

2. He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla

1. He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well
(Proverb)

Follow Ups:

If he keeps his flying saucer double parked... - cjfrbw 16:04:42 06/09/08 (0)
I have never seen an episode of "Sex and the City."; I am an alien??? ... - J. S. Bach 14:31:23 06/09/08 (2)
- "his kids are the ones with the tentacles" - FenderLover 14:41:43 06/09/08 (1)
  - Same here. )MT( - J. S. Bach 15:02:43 06/09/08 (0)

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