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DOCTOR: You have an incurable disease. You'll be dead in a week.

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MAN: Isn't there anything at all I can do?

DOCTOR: Well...you could take three mud baths a day.

MAN: Will that keep me alive longer?

DOCTOR: No, but it will acclimatize your body to dirt.

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first joke I've ever seen featuring the word "acclimatize" (nt) - mhardy6647 19:02:17 04/15/08 (3)
- First time - LWR 19:10:15 04/15/08 (2)
  - Did you hear the one about the Italian inchworm who lived in a Menswear store? - Gak! 23:00:23 04/15/08 (1)
    - you're killing me, here! :-) (nt) - mhardy6647 08:18:27 04/16/08 (0)

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