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In Reply to: RE: (LOL!) Well, maybe it is a good thing. posted by Bruce Kendall on April 08, 2008 at 13:25:56

I have long maintained that, while drinking tequila, one should actually eat the lime wedge. Dramatic increase in Vitamin C intake to help fight those nasty colds, and a valuable source of roughage to keep things running smoothly.

Based on extensive self-experimentation, and at great personal sacrifice, I have calculated the optimal lime wedge dosage at 6 on weekdays, 10 or more on weekends!

I believe the other benefit is that you're gonna meet a better class of person when knocking back half a bottle of tequila than you would meet while sharing a sinkful of raisin-jack: You're pretty sure the tequila drinker is not going to break a pool cue over your head unless you've been obnoxious (or winning). The jack drinker, on the other hand, might just decide to shank you because he (or she) is bored.

Follow Ups:

Hmmm...Drinking Tequila makes my pants fall off… - kootenay 14:41:43 04/08/08 (9)
- Dear Mr. Bear-emasculator... - Gak! 16:52:38 04/08/08 (1)
  - That'll do....nt - kootenay 11:55:38 04/09/08 (0)
- You got a sister with a similar affliction? - subcoolman 14:48:00 04/08/08 (6)
  - No!...but I wish my wife does.....nt - kootenay 14:56:09 04/08/08 (5)
    - You'll just have to take my word for this. - Bruce Kendall 15:01:32 04/08/08 (4)
      - I can vouch for that - Grover 15:20:15 04/08/08 (3)
        
        Well said. - Bruce Kendall 15:24:21 04/08/08 (2)
        
        Where's this so called sweet spot?...can anybody point me to it....nt - kootenay 15:27:54 04/08/08 (1)
        
        Start looking for it in your - Bruce Kendall 15:33:35 04/08/08 (0)

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