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Tax truthAt first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his a..Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation TaxSTILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1"
for English.
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Topic - America, land of the free? Ahhhh, taxes - sherod 09:37:10 04/16/07 (14)
- I love taxes. Can't get enough. Bring it on. Hoo Rah! - free.ranger 15:06:43 04/16/07 (0)
- you live in a democracy, where the taxes are made lwa by people that are ellected by you an other voters. - Timbo in Oz 14:01:39 04/16/07 (5)
- Can't help but wonder who - kavakidd 15:18:23 04/16/07 (3)
- I just don'r see hwo in a democracy anyone could attempt to blame politicians =) people you've elected for taxes - Timbo in Oz 15:23:39 04/16/07 (2)
- First off - it is NOT a Democracy - kavakidd 16:18:45 04/16/07 (1)
- Yes, more humor intended, then frustration-nt - sherod 16:39:23 04/16/07 (0)
- Re: you live in a democracy, where the taxes are made lwa by people that are ellected by you an other voters. - sherod 14:17:37 04/16/07 (0)
- No, Britain it's colonies are the leaders in taxation... - ElbowGeek 11:43:43 04/16/07 (0)
- Got the topper here in Changelessburg: - Muzikmike 11:31:25 04/16/07 (4)
- The dreaded Occupational Privilege Tax - Neil E. 18:00:36 04/16/07 (0)
- How'd they slip THAT through! - Timbo in Oz 17:12:23 04/16/07 (0)
- Re: Got the topper here in Changelessburg: - sunseeker 15:58:08 04/16/07 (1)
- If she lives in Chambersburg.... - Muzikmike 09:53:34 04/17/07 (0)
- Re: America, land of the free? Ahhhh, taxes - Cellist 10:57:04 04/16/07 (0)