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Gas prices got you down? Thinking "motorcycle"? - free.ranger 22:04:42 06/24/08 (4)
- RE: Gas prices got you down? Thinking "motorcycle"? - JimK 04:59:39 06/25/08 (0)
- Also, forget the 'fun' part. - Poindexter 22:33:26 06/24/08 (2)
  - But I wear a helmet. nt - free.ranger 22:48:54 06/24/08 (1)
    - IIRC all you need is to hit your head on something solid at about 12 mph and your dead! - Timbo in Oz 23:21:40 06/24/08 (0)
Pub shots - kavakidd 17:23:48 06/24/08 (5)
- Interesting ... - three_sox 04:51:50 06/26/08 (0)
- Interesting contrast. - JimK 05:05:39 06/25/08 (3)
  - RE: Interesting contrast. - kavakidd 08:29:35 06/25/08 (2)
    - I think you missed my point. - JimK 08:57:45 06/25/08 (1)
      - Gotcha - kavakidd 09:00:17 06/25/08 (0)
Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk - kootenay 15:39:00 06/24/08 (4)
- she says to you.. - Prisoners 16:52:37 06/24/08 (0)
- Or, you arrive home earlier than usual after work - Bruce Kendall 16:07:00 06/24/08 (2)
  - Where I live.... - Gak! 16:18:40 06/24/08 (1)
    - Whoa, dude! - Bruce Kendall 18:26:16 06/24/08 (0)
hachooo!!!!!! hullo there from MISERYGUTS down under - Timbo in Oz 15:34:32 06/24/08 (5)
- SI units? Never!! - JimK 05:10:10 06/25/08 (1)
  - bed rest! see below! - Timbo in Oz 14:54:56 06/25/08 (0)
- Sorry to hear it, Timbo - Gak! 16:42:42 06/24/08 (0)
- You have my sympathy. - Bruce Kendall 15:52:40 06/24/08 (1)
  - " a day in bed!!!!!!" har har har as Timbo the house-husband breaks into coughing! - Timbo in Oz 20:01:39 06/24/08 (0)
This may turn out to be a perfect day. - Muzikmike 11:14:58 06/24/08 (3)
- Thank you , Mike. I just wish that I had been able give those Roles a listen. After unpacking them and all... - J. S. Bach 12:53:38 06/24/08 (0)
- It could be a perfect day! - Bruce Kendall 11:28:22 06/24/08 (1)
  - Orgasmic! - Muzikmike 11:36:48 06/24/08 (0)
Caption Time - Gak! 10:24:46 06/24/08 (8)
- The idea of mixing - LWR 20:13:43 06/24/08 (0)
- RE: Caption Time - Neil E. 15:32:53 06/24/08 (0)
- Hmmm,flat self-edge laminate...how pedestrian. - clbeanz 13:11:15 06/24/08 (1)
  - Excellent!.... :o) nt - feet's too big 13:15:04 06/24/08 (0)
- Have your fun. I know where you sleep. -t - Bruce Kendall 11:26:22 06/24/08 (0)
- The sink! The sink! What happened to that big white thing? - Muzikmike 11:25:04 06/24/08 (0)
- "Ack! Thbbbt!" - Enophile 11:06:13 06/24/08 (0)
- I thought you asked if I would like some Mouse, not mousse! - cjfrbw 11:03:46 06/24/08 (0)
Yet another caption time ... - Quadzilla 10:24:40 06/24/08 (5)
- Is this where the anger management class meets? nt - cjfrbw 11:16:08 06/24/08 (0)
- "Who said the zeebas meeting here?"...(nt) - mkuller 10:58:09 06/24/08 (2)
  - RE: "Who said the zeebas meeting here?"...(nt) - Mack 16:45:32 06/25/08 (0)
  - That was fantastic. Perfect. - Enophile 11:04:19 06/24/08 (0)
- See, I told you by the time we got here ,there'd be nothing left but chipmunk fur - Gak! 10:29:02 06/24/08 (0)
Chickadee "progress"? pic - kavakidd 09:16:44 06/24/08 (1)
- Maybe "mom" needed to make breakfast. - Bruce Kendall 11:20:59 06/24/08 (0)
Caption time again ... - Quadzilla 07:19:03 06/24/08 (5)
- We told you those kilts were supposed to be dry cleaned, not tumble dried. - cjfrbw 11:13:00 06/24/08 (0)
- Beware, Monsieur Navy Dude (Warning: juvenile content) - Gak! 10:19:52 06/24/08 (0)
- It almost worked, but at the last moment, Carla's personal guard realized it was Fremer, not Sarkozy! - Enophile 08:16:13 06/24/08 (2)
  - Related pics... - Enophile 08:25:06 06/24/08 (1)
    - OK, now the wives ... nt - Quadzilla 08:34:11 06/24/08 (0)
Does this sound like a feasible romance or a fairy tale? - free.ranger 22:34:22 06/23/08 (11)
- I say good for them. - Bruce Kendall 07:40:56 06/24/08 (0)
- Size really does matter..... - three_sox 05:18:09 06/24/08 (5)
  - I don't recall giving you permission - Muzikmike 09:42:52 06/24/08 (3)
    - RE: "...something quite Zen like..." - JimK 10:39:20 06/24/08 (2)
      - RE: "...something quite Zen like..." - Mack 16:43:19 06/25/08 (0)
      - RE: "...something quite Zen like..." - Muzikmike 11:23:16 06/24/08 (0)
  - RE: Size really does matter..... - sunseeker 07:54:36 06/24/08 (0)
- I'd bet that they won't last three years... - feet's too big 00:25:15 06/24/08 (0)
- It would depend entirely on the gender of his high-school sweetheart.... :-) - DevillEars 22:49:44 06/23/08 (2)
  - 2nd'd; as older people they are likely to have a more balanced outlook - grinagog 03:17:48 06/24/08 (0)
  - I gave them the benefit of my infinite wisdom -- at no charge. - free.ranger 23:12:18 06/23/08 (0)
They must never have heard Phil Collins' version of "Groovy Kind of Love" - Todd A. 15:43:59 06/23/08 (28)
- Michael 'Revoltin' Bolten made a whole career of bad covers. nt - hcman 22:43:22 06/27/08 (0)
- Bread never sang Muskrat Love. - Duilawyer 08:02:16 06/24/08 (6)
  - muskrat love is written/performed by willis alan ramsay - musiclistener 21:41:16 06/29/08 (0)
  - Thazzrite, and it wasn't a cover. - Poindexter 09:11:52 06/24/08 (0)
  - You may be right. - Todd A. 08:21:19 06/24/08 (3)
    - The Captain and Tennile (sp). -t - Bruce Kendall 11:16:42 06/24/08 (2)
      - That's the one I remember. - JimK 11:57:29 06/24/08 (1)
        
        RE: Compared to the version I'm thinking of... - Todd A. 13:55:23 06/24/08 (0)
- Tiny Tim and "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"?? )MT( - J. S. Bach 05:14:37 06/24/08 (0)
- Ahem..... - Bruce Kendall 15:49:51 06/23/08 (18)
  - Ahem twice.... - feet's too big 00:30:48 06/24/08 (3)
    - I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked. - Bruce Kendall 07:42:31 06/24/08 (1)
      - A forced option.... - feet's too big 10:42:15 06/24/08 (0)
    - DUDES! - FenderLover 05:24:58 06/24/08 (0)
  - Everyone always brings that album up in these conversations... - ElbowGeek 18:23:14 06/23/08 (13)
    - Fine. I can be intellectual. - Bruce Kendall 19:20:42 06/23/08 (9)
      - I'd kill to hear a Johnny Mathis cover of that... - ElbowGeek 19:24:56 06/23/08 (8)
        
        I know that I can do a nasty cover of Mathis doing - Bruce Kendall 19:50:13 06/23/08 (7)
        
        Trust me, I'll have consumed the whole lot... - ElbowGeek 19:56:37 06/23/08 (6)
        
        I trust my own ears, and - Bruce Kendall 19:59:57 06/23/08 (5)
        
        No worries, you won't have *any* memories of singing... - ElbowGeek 20:04:15 06/23/08 (4)
        
        RE: "...a chance at a fresh start in life" - JimK 04:38:37 06/24/08 (3)
        
        My dear Jim ..... - three_sox 05:35:13 06/24/08 (2)
        
        Thank you, Sox. - JimK 06:02:49 06/24/08 (1)
        
        You miss the point, sir. - Todd A. 06:13:55 06/24/08 (0)
    - RE: Everyone always brings that album up in these conversations... - Todd A. 18:29:05 06/23/08 (2)
      - Nothing worse than being Goosed at Christmas! - ElbowGeek 18:30:47 06/23/08 (1)
        
        That could depend on who is doing the goosing.... - Todd A. 18:35:16 06/23/08 (0)
I'm moving to the South Pole... - ElbowGeek 14:05:28 06/23/08 (24)
- RE: I'm moving to the South Pole... - sunseeker 08:00:15 06/24/08 (0)
- Oh boy free outdoor cryo! n/t - Awe-d-o-file 20:54:43 06/23/08 (0)
- They'll do it, but I hear they are all frigid. nt - cjfrbw 20:05:48 06/23/08 (1)
  - Don't worry, you'll be just as frigid.... - ElbowGeek 20:08:24 06/23/08 (0)
- If you still had any doubts - Bruce Kendall 14:31:43 06/23/08 (19)
  - hmmmm..gotta put numbers to it to have any meaning... - jneutron 08:53:13 06/24/08 (5)
    - I smell a business opportunity here! - Bruce Kendall 11:56:08 06/24/08 (3)
      - Don't forget patch kits..nt - jneutron 13:42:08 06/24/08 (2)
        
        For the eyes, or the inflatables? - JimK 14:06:48 06/24/08 (1)
        
        After a month of night?? Soitenly not for the eyes, it wouldn't matter by then. - jneutron 07:24:48 06/25/08 (0)
    - The Sabbath a day of rest? )MT( - J. S. Bach 10:25:23 06/24/08 (0)
  - Uhhhhh.......... - JimK 15:00:30 06/23/08 (12)
    - I think I can answer that giving that I used to spent time in the Arctic…. - kootenay 18:24:23 06/23/08 (1)
      - What????? - Penguin 18:32:42 06/23/08 (0)
    - *That's* why I want to go down there... - ElbowGeek 18:14:28 06/23/08 (2)
      - Puts a different twist on things, doesn' it? - JimK 18:25:53 06/23/08 (1)
        
        Brenda, mind if I take some more "core samples"? - ElbowGeek 18:29:51 06/23/08 (0)
    - COLLIE!!!! - free.ranger 16:53:41 06/23/08 (3)
      - Ah..... - JimK 18:24:32 06/23/08 (2)
        
        I'm reminded of the kid who teased the Polar bear. - free.ranger 22:14:24 06/23/08 (1)
        
        "Binky"? - JimK 04:32:56 06/24/08 (0)
    - It is still less than 3 bonks per day per person over the 3 months of darkness where there is nothing else to - three_sox 16:35:51 06/23/08 (1)
      - 3 months...I was figgerin may to sept...5 months..sheesh, it's even worse (or better)..nt - jneutron 07:17:39 06/25/08 (0)
    - Given that there are about 1,000 there in the summer, - Bruce Kendall 15:08:35 06/23/08 (0)
Caption time - Gak! 09:16:59 06/23/08 (18)
- Richard Gere takes his gerbils jittery. * - Enophile 14:11:30 06/23/08 (1)
  - Yeah, he likes the "vibes" ;-) - ElbowGeek 18:59:27 06/23/08 (0)
- RE: Caption time - Muzikmike 14:03:17 06/23/08 (0)
- I think scientists are preparing him to power the super collider in Europe... - ElbowGeek 14:00:59 06/23/08 (8)
  - "...one hell of a running wheel..." I thought that they were using an SL-1200MKII for that. )MT( - J. S. Bach 07:13:49 06/24/08 (0)
  - Don't do it, squirrel! - Bruce Kendall 14:28:28 06/23/08 (6)
    - Then again, and carrying that thought further... - JimK 14:55:53 06/23/08 (3)
      - RE: No! - Neil E. 15:57:49 06/23/08 (1)
        
        Yeah, Juan Valdez would be flying up to pick his beans in a private helicopter *nt* - ElbowGeek 18:32:57 06/23/08 (0)
      - I wonder what the lifespan is for - Bruce Kendall 15:02:05 06/23/08 (0)
    - I'm just worried... - ElbowGeek 14:33:48 06/23/08 (1)
      - Oooh, I wanna see him duke it out with - Bruce Kendall 14:45:42 06/23/08 (0)
- Whoa! Who made that a double espresso? - Neil E. 12:34:41 06/23/08 (0)
- Heydidjaheartheoneabouttheguywhowasalwaysseeingsquirrels? - Bruce Kendall 12:08:59 06/23/08 (2)
  - I got it! - JimK 18:53:13 06/23/08 (0)
  - Jedi Baristas pitch a fit... - Gak! 13:34:15 06/23/08 (0)
- I'm sorry, but I can't! - JimK 12:02:09 06/23/08 (0)
- Cuppa Cuppa Java, Yeahhh... - cjfrbw 10:40:31 06/23/08 (0)
Rest in Peace - George Carlin - Grover 07:00:28 06/23/08 (9)
- yep I have two LPS of him which I bought in the70's !!!! - Timbo in Oz 14:43:16 06/23/08 (1)
  - GC wasn't afraid of not being PC, thank God... - ElbowGeek 14:50:57 06/23/08 (0)
- His impact cannot be underestimated... - ElbowGeek 12:14:29 06/23/08 (4)
  - RE: Many comedians are funny and entertaining - Neil E. 12:42:09 06/23/08 (3)
    - He was one of the first "rock n roll" comedians... - ElbowGeek 14:04:10 06/23/08 (2)
      - RE: Celebrate his life - Neil E. 14:45:55 06/23/08 (1)
        
        Well you know you can't eat just one... - ElbowGeek 14:48:49 06/23/08 (0)
- That was quite a surprise. - Bruce Kendall 10:38:36 06/23/08 (0)
- Yup - he was a good'un - revjac 10:14:33 06/23/08 (0)
Federal legislative action needed! - Neil E. 05:02:40 06/23/08 (7)
- Does anyone ever click on those things? - psgary 10:51:22 06/23/08 (0)
- And how about those ads for ISPs -- well, just Yahoo -- - Bruce Kendall 10:36:52 06/23/08 (0)
- While they are at it ... - Quadzilla 08:57:44 06/23/08 (4)
  - In that vein... - ElbowGeek 12:11:58 06/23/08 (0)
  - Are the breakfast burritos a distraction - Neil E. 10:03:04 06/23/08 (2)
    - RE: Are the breakfast burritos a distraction - Quadzilla 12:04:13 06/23/08 (1)
      - And if anyone's a smoker... - ElbowGeek 12:12:54 06/23/08 (0)
More Birdz - Batman 11:39:24 06/22/08 (5)
- Can you provide shade for the nest? - ElbowGeek 16:58:27 06/22/08 (3)
  - That's what I was wondering as well. - JimK 04:59:23 06/23/08 (2)
    - Yeah, me too. - Batman 06:52:22 06/23/08 (1)
      - If you can break a small branch on a nearby tree, not that it breaks off, but hangs - Muzikmike 14:18:32 06/23/08 (0)
- You got that close? - Muzikmike 12:07:25 06/22/08 (0)
107F/42C in downtown Palm Springs at 11 pm last night - psgary 09:55:32 06/22/08 (22)
- With abject apologies to Alexander Pope.... - DevillEars 09:35:30 06/23/08 (1)
  - Hey! We have the same temperature and it's supposed to be summer here....... - kootenay 12:23:33 06/23/08 (0)
- And that's in the shade! -nt- - Brian Walsh 09:17:46 06/23/08 (0)
- The gauge on the dashboard of my car read 116 .... - Big Dave 22:59:25 06/22/08 (1)
  - Which gauge? Speedo? (nt) - DevillEars 09:37:17 06/23/08 (0)
- Why are you getting all the summer weather? - kootenay 18:23:30 06/22/08 (6)
  - We'd send you some but . . . - psgary 10:48:23 06/23/08 (5)
    - Hah! I deserved that one… - kootenay 12:13:37 06/23/08 (4)
      - So obviously . . . - psgary 12:30:10 06/23/08 (3)
        
        I have you know Bush’s been here… - kootenay 12:47:26 06/23/08 (2)
        
        That's really lovely - psgary 13:28:36 06/23/08 (1)
        
        That's really lovely.... - kootenay 14:43:16 06/23/08 (0)
- Up here in Scotland, on the weekend of the longest day of the year, - John_the_Scot 11:31:11 06/22/08 (1)
  - On the upside, - Bruce Kendall 11:49:57 06/22/08 (0)
- Sorry to see the south getting hit so badly. - JimK 10:27:36 06/22/08 (4)
  - Put on the black goo this morning - psgary 12:49:16 06/22/08 (0)
  - It could be worse. - Bruce Kendall 10:37:10 06/22/08 (2)
    - What they say about dry heat is true - psgary 12:50:52 06/22/08 (0)
    - Nice perspective! - JimK 10:41:28 06/22/08 (0)
- A little warmer here - driver 10:07:26 06/22/08 (0)
- Whoa! And I was complaining about the heat. - Bruce Kendall 10:00:43 06/22/08 (1)
  - Thanks for checking - psgary 12:52:33 06/22/08 (0)
Awwwww - LWR 06:50:27 06/22/08 (0)
The one weapon Dirty Harry can't handle... - ElbowGeek 18:16:19 06/21/08 (0)
RIP Scott Kalitta - JimK 16:46:21 06/21/08 (6)
- RE: RIP Scott Kalitta - Mike B. 18:44:58 06/21/08 (1)
  - Now that I've seen it... - JimK 06:49:00 06/22/08 (0)
- that had to be the worst crash I've ever seen - FenderLover 17:30:16 06/21/08 (3)
  - He was likely dead - kavakidd 22:45:13 06/21/08 (1)
    - It don't matter. - Poindexter 21:24:37 06/22/08 (0)
  - I haven't seen it. - JimK 18:00:12 06/21/08 (0)
Except for the Omar the tentmaker shirts - Muzikmike 15:44:29 06/21/08 (2)
- Yup! - JimK 08:17:28 06/22/08 (1)
  - RE: Yup! - Muzikmike 08:29:13 06/22/08 (0)
I'm happy, happy, happy! - Muzikmike 15:32:06 06/21/08 (1)
- Stimulate the economy. - Poindexter 17:21:19 06/21/08 (0)
Honest, I was working on something - Bruce Kendall 13:27:55 06/21/08 (8)
- You think *you* got it bad... - ElbowGeek 18:06:15 06/21/08 (1)
  - At least it is a wet heat. - Bruce Kendall 10:01:56 06/22/08 (0)
- It is soooo hot here today - LWR 15:31:05 06/21/08 (1)
  - Re: "I'm choking" - Bruce Kendall 16:27:35 06/21/08 (0)
- In an attempt to make you feel better.. - Craiger56 13:48:41 06/21/08 (2)
  - Makes So. Cal. look like a tea party... - eppis1 21:47:43 06/21/08 (1)
    - "Rapid Fire Updates" an interesting play on words - Craiger56 08:02:02 06/22/08 (0)
- Well here it was ninety-six degrees in the shade... - ElbowGeek 13:31:38 06/21/08 (0)
Trivia sports question - no cheating - kavakidd 12:09:45 06/21/08 (7)
- My answer - as I have discovered - - kavakidd 12:11:45 06/22/08 (1)
  - That's the answer I found too... - GTShelby350 11:05:34 06/23/08 (0)
- I cheated also... - Mack 19:49:44 06/21/08 (0)
- RE: Trivia sports question - no cheating - Brian Walsh 17:01:56 06/21/08 (0)
- I cheated, but it didn't help anyway. - Muzikmike 16:46:45 06/21/08 (0)
- I know! I know! - GTShelby350 13:00:05 06/21/08 (0)
- I would guess it's gambling related. - Prisoners 12:28:55 06/21/08 (0)
Funniest audio-related movie clip ever? - JimK 19:59:30 06/20/08 (8)
- TK-421 - Craiger56 20:52:08 06/20/08 (3)
  - Reminds me of University Stereo. - Bruce Kendall 10:37:56 06/21/08 (2)
    - Those were the days??? - revjac 08:32:34 06/23/08 (0)
    - I WAS that smart when it came to multi-channel. - Muzikmike 08:52:30 06/22/08 (0)
- Let me guess…. - three_sox 20:33:12 06/20/08 (0)
- And a non-audio movie clip for Timbo: - JimK 20:08:03 06/20/08 (2)
  - And another for Mikee: - JimK 20:20:29 06/20/08 (1)
    - And we can't forget psgary: - JimK 20:28:07 06/20/08 (0)
Am I the only one here watching the 2008 NHL draft? - JimK 17:37:58 06/20/08 (9)
- Are you kidding? Look at my moniker1 - Redwing 19:21:11 06/21/08 (0)
- No.... - Bruce Kendall 18:44:11 06/20/08 (4)
  - Hickey? - JimK 19:34:33 06/20/08 (3)
    - RE: Hickey? - double28 06:54:15 06/21/08 (0)
    - Maybe you could take a course... - J. S. Bach 19:45:30 06/20/08 (1)
      - Is that like Faber College? - JimK 19:56:41 06/20/08 (0)
- Is it on already?.... - kootenay 18:23:59 06/20/08 (2)
  - You really think Morrison is gone? - JimK 19:31:50 06/20/08 (1)
    - You really think Morrison is gone?... - kootenay 19:58:22 06/20/08 (0)
First full week of shooting on Lion and the Mouse has finished... - ElbowGeek 17:24:21 06/20/08 (4)
- Sounds like a fun gig. - Bruce Kendall 09:03:33 06/21/08 (3)
  - It does require patience... - ElbowGeek 13:28:00 06/21/08 (2)
    - So, like, you're a, like - Muzikmike 15:54:15 06/21/08 (1)
      - Not quite... - ElbowGeek 18:01:45 06/21/08 (0)
Baby Chickadee - Pic - Wow! - kavakidd 11:06:36 06/20/08 (2)
- That doesn't look like Mae West! - Jazz Inmate 11:40:50 06/20/08 (0)
- Good job! - Bruce Kendall 11:10:18 06/20/08 (0)
The Miracle of Toilet Paper - Gak! 10:54:44 06/20/08 (4)
- RE: The Miracle of Toilet Paper - Mack 10:08:43 06/21/08 (0)
- NICE! - Awe-d-o-file 17:38:26 06/20/08 (0)
- That was evil! - ElbowGeek 17:02:41 06/20/08 (0)
- LOL! Good one! -t - Bruce Kendall 11:11:12 06/20/08 (0)
Happy Hour, Server needed! - double28 06:38:35 06/20/08 (27)
- Oh, I get it... - mkuller 12:12:59 06/20/08 (9)
  - Sure, but the offsetting big bonus is - Bruce Kendall 12:46:20 06/20/08 (0)
  - Yeah but.......... - double28 12:34:06 06/20/08 (0)
  - At my age . . . - psgary 12:20:03 06/20/08 (6)
    - Nor at mine! - JimK 13:42:54 06/20/08 (5)
      - Become obscenely wealthy - Muzikmike 15:36:44 06/20/08 (0)
      - Reminds me of a card I just got. - Todd A. 14:47:06 06/20/08 (3)
        
        (sigh) - JimK 09:00:36 06/22/08 (2)
        
        Relax.... - Todd A. 12:22:56 06/23/08 (1)
        
        Oh, yeah. That's *real* cheery! - JimK 13:27:02 06/23/08 (0)
- You've gotta be kidding me! - Bruce Kendall 11:06:15 06/20/08 (5)
  - I am not kidding!..... - kootenay 11:28:48 06/20/08 (4)
    - What is her name? - Audioquest4life 08:33:31 06/22/08 (0)
    - How old is she? 16? (nt) - mkuller 10:57:26 06/21/08 (2)
      - She is 38 now... - kootenay 18:23:57 06/21/08 (1)
        
        Looked like an old picture... - mkuller 11:33:10 06/22/08 (0)
- Just "tail" please. - G Squared 10:39:19 06/20/08 (0)
- That.... - feet's too big 07:11:11 06/20/08 (4)
  - Bill! ... - kootenay 11:10:32 06/20/08 (3)
    - I did indeed watch that game.... - feet's too big 14:51:15 06/20/08 (2)
      - As good as the Russian team is however,.... - kootenay 15:36:25 06/20/08 (1)
        
        A keg????.... - feet's too big 16:40:01 06/20/08 (0)
- I like a drink, but for some reason, this time I fancy some milk. (nt) - Self-Inflicted 07:01:42 06/20/08 (4)
  - Too bad you are in the UK, then. - Bruce Kendall 15:43:48 06/20/08 (0)
  - A White Russian for you then, sir! - GTShelby350 09:03:35 06/20/08 (2)
    - That poor girl couldn't supply enough milk - Muzikmike 15:41:18 06/20/08 (1)
      - It's not about the supply... - GTShelby350 17:00:48 06/20/08 (0)
Never travel with a "black light" in your luggage. - free.ranger 22:52:27 06/19/08 (2)
- I learned another hotel lesson once. - Bruce Kendall 11:07:48 06/20/08 (0)
- I know a girl who used to be a chamber maid. - grantv 09:38:43 06/20/08 (0)
Monument to enema treatments opened in a southern Russian spa resort.... - kootenay 19:57:28 06/19/08 (2)
- I think they call that the Putin Purge - eppis1 22:11:05 06/19/08 (0)
- I'm having a spiritual moment. Where's my passport? nt - free.ranger 20:33:42 06/19/08 (0)
Pictures-in-post virgin gives it a try: help needed from tree huggers - rather lengthy - psgary 18:01:35 06/19/08 (6)
- RE: Contact your County Extension office............ - 2002ss335 13:36:26 06/20/08 (0)
- Good news... - mkuller 12:18:45 06/20/08 (1)
  - So if the tree dies . . . - psgary 12:23:28 06/20/08 (0)
- Too late for this year. - Bruce Kendall 19:27:58 06/19/08 (0)
- That’s a toughie… - kootenay 18:42:37 06/19/08 (1)
  - Bananas don't grow on trees - kavakidd 20:30:18 06/19/08 (0)
Hot girl-on-girl catfight action! Most definitely *not* safe for work! - ElbowGeek 17:34:51 06/19/08 (1)
- not a fair match... - cjfrbw 02:28:01 06/20/08 (0)
No, I haven't. At least not yet. -t - Bruce Kendall 15:19:07 06/19/08 (8)
- Me either - maybe later, or, I may just wait for the weekend...N/T - musetap 11:13:24 06/20/08 (0)
- What are you waiting for? - G Squared 10:43:43 06/20/08 (0)
- I advise not doing it. I did, and I've always regretted it. - free.ranger 19:12:15 06/19/08 (1)
  - I could have, - Bruce Kendall 19:19:24 06/19/08 (0)
- Not in years. )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:40:18 06/19/08 (0)
- Wow, you too? I haven't either! -t - Muzikmike 18:31:07 06/19/08 (0)
- Teaser alert! - ElbowGeek 16:56:15 06/19/08 (0)
- Well, you should . . . - psgary 16:53:11 06/19/08 (0)
Jim K and anyone else who wants to chime in: swamp cooler question - psgary 12:58:07 06/19/08 (13)
- Paint ahead! - JimK 13:41:04 06/19/08 (12)
  - Thank'ee kindly - psgary 15:14:19 06/19/08 (11)
    - \\\I usually like the temperature around 88 or 90///....... - three_sox 00:02:50 06/21/08 (1)
      - Not to be picky but . . . - psgary 09:49:12 06/22/08 (0)
    - Thermostats and BTU's - JimK 16:17:12 06/19/08 (8)
      - Yes, you do know me but . . . - psgary 16:51:20 06/19/08 (7)
        
        Listening to ceedees causes hair loss??? - JimK 05:01:33 06/20/08 (6)
        
        In some cases, yes . . . - psgary 12:25:22 06/20/08 (5)
        
        While I'm not giving-in on this debate... - JimK 14:04:36 06/20/08 (4)
        
        No need to abandon vinyl - psgary 09:51:36 06/22/08 (0)
        
        Digital music server... - double28 06:53:09 06/21/08 (1)
        
        RE: Digital music server... - JimK 16:43:21 06/21/08 (0)
        
        "but I like what I heard" Well, so did I. )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:33:13 06/20/08 (0)
A little fun this - kavakidd 12:14:52 06/19/08 (13)
- Damn, Kava.... - Todd A. 06:36:37 06/20/08 (0)
- Sweeeet, kk... - rrsands 05:51:08 06/20/08 (3)
  - Funny - I have that - kavakidd 08:11:48 06/20/08 (0)
  - Irrational fear of heights? - JoshT 08:08:35 06/20/08 (1)
    - RE: Irrational fear of heights? - kavakidd 08:10:43 06/20/08 (0)
- Huh? - JimK 13:26:14 06/19/08 (1)
  - At first glance I thought it was Sir Dick …… - three_sox 17:14:59 06/19/08 (0)
- Very cool! - ElbowGeek 12:55:05 06/19/08 (5)
  - That would be the - kavakidd 13:41:17 06/19/08 (2)
    - As Jim sez... - ElbowGeek 16:49:22 06/19/08 (1)
      - "And damned if you don't look the part!" Czech out the guy with the headphones in the Night Ranger 7 Wishes... - J. S. Bach 18:51:23 06/20/08 (0)
  - Don't be silly! - JimK 13:20:49 06/19/08 (1)
    - "Sir, we're about to hit a mountainside!" - ElbowGeek 13:23:34 06/19/08 (0)
The atheist and the bear. - free.ranger 19:06:11 06/18/08 (9)
- It's an old one, but you tell it well (nt) - PabloP 17:46:48 06/19/08 (0)
- I've always loved that joke... the pics add a nice touch :-) nt - GTShelby350 09:38:41 06/19/08 (4)
  - Rats. I thought I had a new one. nt - free.ranger 12:06:23 06/19/08 (3)
    - I'm new to that one as well! - ElbowGeek 12:53:31 06/19/08 (0)
    - It was new to me, - Bruce Kendall 12:09:01 06/19/08 (1)
      - Me too - psgary 13:02:28 06/19/08 (0)
- Nice! - JimK 04:59:42 06/19/08 (0)
- !!! :) ~t - mpathus 00:43:03 06/19/08 (0)
- Good one.----nt - sherod 20:57:12 06/18/08 (0)
My sixteen year old came to me yesterday.... - Penguin 18:34:33 06/18/08 (17)
- My eighteen year old "niece" (second cousin) went to the dentist - Duilawyer 09:42:56 06/19/08 (12)
  - no words would suffice. Very sad news. (nt) - mhardy6647 05:43:10 06/20/08 (0)
  - wow. sorry guy. real tough thing. - stan2 00:00:21 06/20/08 (0)
  - How very true - driver 20:00:31 06/19/08 (0)
  - Dui - LWR 18:10:15 06/19/08 (0)
  - That is awful - Penguin 16:16:34 06/19/08 (0)
  - Please give my condolences...to you and her family. - Muzikmike 14:08:19 06/19/08 (0)
  - A real tragedy. - Gak! 13:47:06 06/19/08 (0)
  - RE: wow! - Neil E. 13:15:56 06/19/08 (0)
  - Shocking - psgary 13:07:08 06/19/08 (0)
  - Good lord, that's aweful! - ElbowGeek 12:51:58 06/19/08 (0)
  - RE: My eighteen year old "niece" (second cousin) went to the dentist - Cellist 12:21:28 06/19/08 (0)
  - That's terrible! - JimK 09:48:10 06/19/08 (0)
- Be thankful you didn't spawn this little gem ... - Quadzilla 07:25:50 06/19/08 (3)
  - This is what judges here (in the U.S.) are trying to do - Redwing 19:00:08 06/19/08 (0)
  - The judge - psgary 12:48:17 06/19/08 (0)
  - Wow... just... wow... - GTShelby350 09:37:13 06/19/08 (0)
On top of seeing a good friend, $$$$ for shipping makes it a bit worthwhile - Muzikmike 16:55:47 06/18/08 (5)
- RE: On top of seeing a good friend, $$$$ for shipping makes it a bit worthwhile - Neil E. 18:02:07 06/18/08 (0)
- Make sure i do not have to fly somewhere :-) - Penguin 17:55:37 06/18/08 (1)
  - I thought penguins couldn't fly? - Brian Walsh 20:16:48 06/18/08 (0)
- RE: On top of seeing a good friend, $$$$ for shipping makes it a bit worthwhile - Brian Walsh 17:35:04 06/18/08 (1)
  - I wonder if anyone has it shipped. - Muzikmike 17:51:32 06/18/08 (0)
Top Ten Ways The New York Mets Can Turn Things Around.... - kootenay 12:01:09 06/18/08 (4)
- RE: Top Ten Ways The New York Mets Can Turn Things Around.... - FenderLover 18:34:45 06/18/08 (0)
- HAHAHAHAHAHA! - Bruce Kendall 14:16:57 06/18/08 (2)
  - Rough, rough, well let me tell you how rough...(shrugs shoulders several times)... - Muzikmike 16:09:54 06/18/08 (1)
    - RE: Rough, well let me tell you how rough...(shrugs shoulders several times)... - Neil E. 18:05:55 06/18/08 (0)
Tiger update - stan2 09:32:23 06/18/08 (9)
- I wish him all the best... - ElbowGeek 12:47:08 06/19/08 (0)
- That sux - Neil E. 12:55:20 06/18/08 (2)
  - RE: That sux - YES - kavakidd 12:57:02 06/18/08 (1)
    - Well, look on the bright side - Neil E. 14:15:59 06/18/08 (0)
- I guess this proves golf is not a sport. - Enophile 12:54:47 06/18/08 (3)
  - I agree - REL54 18:06:27 06/18/08 (0)
  - Pastime? - Bruce Kendall 13:17:35 06/18/08 (0)
  - RE: I guess this proves golf is not a sport. - kavakidd 12:57:44 06/18/08 (0)
- Oh, THAT Tiger. - grantv 09:46:23 06/18/08 (0)
This has never happened to me before - revjac 08:36:39 06/18/08 (5)
- Tim Horton is an excellent place to make a deal… - kootenay 11:15:57 06/18/08 (1)
  - I did one at a Petro Canada gas station yesterday. nt - Quadzilla 11:24:12 06/18/08 (0)
- If you had packed the amps in clear bags full of white powder - Bruce Kendall 10:35:04 06/18/08 (0)
- RE: This has never happened to me before - JimK 10:19:10 06/18/08 (0)
- Those guys that were smiling. - Grover 08:58:07 06/18/08 (0)
Caption time again ... - Quadzilla 07:50:20 06/18/08 (8)
- Hey doc... I'm having a heck of a time with this tooth, see the one I mean?...N/T - musetap 10:53:25 06/19/08 (0)
- "I got into Yale on affirmative action, too! Which building did your daddy pay for?" - Enophile 12:48:11 06/18/08 (1)
  - I vote this one as the winner. - Muzikmike 17:49:01 06/18/08 (0)
- A brain is such a wonderful thing (nt) - Brian Walsh 10:53:07 06/18/08 (0)
- I just discovered oil. -t - Bruce Kendall 10:32:10 06/18/08 (0)
- Come on, pretend it's candy. nt - geoff 09:35:23 06/18/08 (0)
- It really is nappy! - LWR 08:03:43 06/18/08 (0)
- I wish I had - Muzikmike 07:57:03 06/18/08 (0)
Wow...Addy woke me up early again and - Muzikmike 06:25:24 06/18/08 (2)
- You had the laptop on your lap. - Bruce Kendall 11:43:27 06/18/08 (0)
- Sounds like you might be eating late again... - sherod 07:34:40 06/18/08 (0)
Phil Jackson and geometry - Neil E. 20:44:05 06/17/08 (3)
- I prefer the Shaq analysis..... - Bruce Kendall 11:09:17 06/18/08 (2)
  - 'Twas ever thus, Bruce.... - feet's too big 02:55:27 06/19/08 (0)
  - Brilliant! - Neil E. 13:06:42 06/18/08 (0)
CELTICS TIME! - stan2 18:11:18 06/17/08 (9)
- from the bottom to the top - mhardy6647 05:51:58 06/18/08 (0)
- If anybody missed this game, they missed history. - free.ranger 21:14:13 06/17/08 (1)
  - Historically, the most boring finals game I've ever watched - J.Mac 21:58:37 06/17/08 (0)
- RE: CELTICS TIME! - Postal Grunt 19:29:40 06/17/08 (2)
  - yeah, big factor alright this year... - stan2 20:35:37 06/17/08 (1)
    - RE: yeah, big factor alright this year... - Postal Grunt 20:03:11 06/19/08 (0)
- (except for the lakers and stuff). -t - Bruce Kendall 18:27:30 06/17/08 (2)
  - sorry BK.. not tonite.. - stan2 20:39:14 06/17/08 (1)
    - I should have known better than to pay attention to the finals. - Bruce Kendall 10:36:12 06/18/08 (0)
How to really screw up your kids' science and religeon... - ElbowGeek 17:54:05 06/17/08 (9)
- And, for the Second Coming, Jesus will be driving a Humvee with 22" gold wire wheels, towing a 105mm Howitzer. (nt) - Bambi B 09:21:14 06/18/08 (0)
- Isn't that from - G Squared 06:17:38 06/18/08 (0)
- I just hope that - REL54 06:04:00 06/18/08 (0)
- "Jesus!" - JimK 05:05:50 06/18/08 (0)
- Humbug! Everyone knows, Jesus only rode herbivores, with His trusty pal, Thag Simmons. - Enophile 21:05:43 06/17/08 (0)
- Yow. How's your supply of Ritz crackers? - free.ranger 18:38:23 06/17/08 (0)
- Verily, verily I say unto thee - Bruce Kendall 18:29:56 06/17/08 (1)
  - Wow, that's hysterical! - rlindsa 07:04:03 06/18/08 (0)
- seems reasonable enuf... - stan2 18:09:09 06/17/08 (0)
Bruce - they finally made a movie about your office... - ElbowGeek 17:17:15 06/17/08 (1)
- Yabbut....yabbut...... - Bruce Kendall 18:33:16 06/17/08 (0)
Picture help - psgary 13:37:42 06/17/08 (18)
- Thanks to all - psgary 17:17:11 06/19/08 (0)
- One other idea.... - JimK 14:39:51 06/17/08 (9)
  - You can also do more than one - kavakidd 15:42:41 06/17/08 (6)
    - That's kinda-sorta what I was getting at... - JimK 04:59:39 06/18/08 (0)
    - Hmmm....I never tried it - Bruce Kendall 15:46:23 06/17/08 (4)
      - It's an undocumented feature.... - Rod M 16:45:19 06/17/08 (1)
        
        Well Rod, - Bruce Kendall 18:34:44 06/17/08 (0)
      - Linda... - Muzikmike 16:03:53 06/17/08 (1)
        
        I know. - Bruce Kendall 18:44:29 06/17/08 (0)
  - Whoops.... - Todd A. 15:06:21 06/17/08 (1)
    - OT.... - JimK 15:28:54 06/17/08 (0)
- RE: Picture help - Bruce Kendall 13:44:28 06/17/08 (6)
  - Thanks. But . . . - psgary 13:55:03 06/17/08 (5)
    - You need to have a host. - Bruce Kendall 14:00:55 06/17/08 (4)
      - Thanks again - psgary 14:12:56 06/17/08 (3)
        
        Actually.... - Todd A. 14:59:21 06/17/08 (2)
        
        As long as one doesn't abuse - kavakidd 15:40:31 06/17/08 (1)
        
        RE: As long as one doesn't abuse - Rod M 16:52:18 06/17/08 (0)
I don't know what is going on, but it needs to stop. - Bruce Kendall 13:15:30 06/17/08 (20)
- Publicity seeking legal extortionist... - cjfrbw 15:49:43 06/17/08 (2)
  - Gee thanks for the visual... nt - GTShelby350 16:45:13 06/17/08 (0)
  - Good one! -t - Bruce Kendall 15:56:16 06/17/08 (0)
- Christ! She's a Jew! - Muzikmike 15:34:37 06/17/08 (4)
  - Nuh-uh. - Bruce Kendall 15:37:14 06/17/08 (3)
    - Why do you think I married a shiksa? - Muzikmike 15:49:58 06/17/08 (2)
      - does anyone else find these "jokes" unacceptable or is it just me? NT - Jazz Inmate 17:33:40 06/19/08 (1)
        
        Funny if a Jew tells it, not so if anyone else does. - Muzikmike 18:47:28 06/19/08 (0)
- Come on guys... - double28 14:16:01 06/17/08 (5)
  - You are one twisted puppy, Will! - JimK 14:49:43 06/17/08 (2)
    - Eau de Kraut by Revlon - double28 05:54:58 06/18/08 (1)
      - "Stereo rack? We don't need no steen-keen stereo rack!" - JimK 06:31:06 06/18/08 (0)
  - You must have a lot less exposure than I do. - Bruce Kendall 14:27:17 06/17/08 (1)
    - RE: You must have a lot less exposure than I do. - double28 16:34:51 06/17/08 (0)
- End of days maybe? - bboroski 13:43:47 06/17/08 (1)
  - That must be it! - Bruce Kendall 13:45:40 06/17/08 (0)
- Coming or going - psgary 13:33:44 06/17/08 (3)
  - It must be those 50 pound broaches she wears. - Bruce Kendall 13:39:21 06/17/08 (2)
    - Getting away with it - psgary 13:50:28 06/17/08 (1)
      - RE: Getting away with it - audioAl 03:24:45 06/21/08 (0)
Please, please, please... - Muzikmike 11:51:41 06/17/08 (10)
- RE: Please, please, please... - double28 05:48:03 06/18/08 (0)
- Do you take credit cards? - psgary 13:36:30 06/17/08 (1)
  - What's a credit card? - Muzikmike 16:06:38 06/17/08 (0)
- RE: Please, please, please... - kavakidd 12:29:57 06/17/08 (3)
  - I scrod up so you need to scrod down. - Muzikmike 15:36:53 06/17/08 (2)
    - I'll take - kavakidd 15:46:10 06/17/08 (1)
      - Address, please. - Muzikmike 15:52:43 06/17/08 (0)
- RE: Please, please, please... - double28 12:19:07 06/17/08 (2)
  - I can't believe how badly I scrod up - Muzikmike 12:30:50 06/17/08 (1)
    - RE: I can't believe how badly I scrod up - double28 14:12:07 06/17/08 (0)
Hey Mikey, 2nd St. Deli..... - double28 11:37:02 06/17/08 (9)
- Are ya bringin' home the meat? - Muzikmike 15:45:46 06/17/08 (2)
  - RE: Are ya bringin' home the meat? - double28 08:59:59 06/18/08 (1)
    - Well, then I'll have to describe, in minute detail - Muzikmike 09:43:33 06/18/08 (0)
- Pastrami and Corned Beef sandwich on rye and mustard, with a half sour, is hard to beat. - Muzikmike 11:53:09 06/17/08 (1)
  - RE: Pastrami and Corned Beef sandwich on rye and mustard, with a half sour, is hard to beat. - Cellist 09:55:17 06/18/08 (0)
- Glad to hear you had a great time. - Bruce Kendall 11:42:11 06/17/08 (3)
  - RE: Glad to hear you had a great time. - double28 12:16:59 06/17/08 (2)
    - "I am them" - Bruce Kendall 12:29:50 06/17/08 (1)
      - RE: "I am them" - revjac 08:10:55 06/18/08 (0)
Anyone know driver's e-mail? - Muzikmike 11:35:32 06/17/08 (2)
- Deleted? Nah. Go here... - JimK 11:39:05 06/17/08 (1)
  - That's right...I wonder what I clicked on? - Muzikmike 11:46:11 06/17/08 (0)
psgary and others who like extremely well recorded, beautifully played music on CD - Muzikmike 10:07:00 06/17/08 (3)
- As promised . . . - psgary 13:39:14 06/17/08 (2)
  - RE: As promised . . . - Neil E. 13:59:25 06/17/08 (1)
    - Ooo! Ooo! (plus an addendum to my first follow-up) - psgary 14:11:33 06/17/08 (0)
"AntiSpyWare" !! Damn!!!! Anybody else? - kavakidd 09:54:33 06/17/08 (18)
- There are web sites which address this very issue... - ElbowGeek 17:10:51 06/17/08 (1)
  - One thing left to get rid of... - kavakidd 18:07:44 06/17/08 (0)
- RE: "AntiSpyWare" !! Damn!!!! Anybody else? - Awe-d-o-file 10:17:50 06/17/08 (8)
  - Now I have found the files in "Program Files" - kavakidd 10:30:49 06/17/08 (7)
    - Rename them.... - Rod M 12:41:53 06/17/08 (1)
      - Whoa!....I thought you spray it with "RAID".... - kootenay 13:11:25 06/17/08 (0)
    - Ctl-Alt-Delete - Bruce Kendall 10:41:41 06/17/08 (4)
      - RE: Ctl-Alt-Delete - kavakidd 10:44:40 06/17/08 (3)
        
        RE: "Thanks - I THINK it's cured." - JimK 10:53:27 06/17/08 (2)
        
        Sure do!! Thanks guys - - kavakidd 10:55:20 06/17/08 (1)
        
        RE: Sure do!! Thanks guys - - Awe-d-o-file