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Things that are hard to say when drunk. - free.ranger 12:03:59 06/09/08 (6)
- RE: Things that are hard to say when drunk. - Olde Bulldogge 17:35:51 06/09/08 (1)
  - Yabbut, - Bruce Kendall 17:49:18 06/09/08 (0)
- One thing that is easy to say..... - Bruce Kendall 17:30:14 06/09/08 (3)
  - and another. - revjac 08:29:52 06/10/08 (0)
  - gallons....... - feet's too big 23:12:32 06/09/08 (1)
    - Take me drunk I'm home... - ElbowGeek 07:29:46 06/10/08 (0)
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien..... - kootenay 11:59:59 06/09/08 (4)
- If he keeps his flying saucer double parked... - cjfrbw 16:04:42 06/09/08 (0)
- I have never seen an episode of "Sex and the City."; I am an alien??? ... - J. S. Bach 14:31:23 06/09/08 (2)
  - "his kids are the ones with the tentacles" - FenderLover 14:41:43 06/09/08 (1)
    - Same here. )MT( - J. S. Bach 15:02:43 06/09/08 (0)
There's always a silver lining. - Bruce Kendall 11:24:22 06/09/08 (8)
- I feel your gas pain…. - kootenay 21:15:32 06/09/08 (0)
- I go to one of those antiquated joints where…… - three_sox 15:15:59 06/09/08 (1)
  - All went well, thank you. - Bruce Kendall 17:33:33 06/09/08 (0)
- Now you have yuppies shaking their hoses - Grover 11:37:53 06/09/08 (4)
  - I shake mine - Bruce Kendall 11:48:44 06/09/08 (3)
    - Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it.... - bboroski 13:55:48 06/09/08 (2)
      - RE: Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it.... - Bruce Kendall 17:47:53 06/09/08 (1)
        
        RE: Disco Boy - bboroski 20:00:32 06/09/08 (0)
Monday funnies - Brian Walsh 10:08:04 06/09/08 (0)
My maladjusted dog took a crap on the rug again..... - Awe-d-o-file 09:37:26 06/09/08 (4)
- I just happen to be an expert in this area. - Bruce Kendall 18:00:55 06/09/08 (0)
- A trip to the vet is in order I think - Grover 10:27:30 06/09/08 (1)
  - Before the vet... - *Michael Z* 10:38:51 06/09/08 (0)
- This sounds as if it may help - Muzikmike 09:54:45 06/09/08 (0)
I had sushi last night the equal of any sushi I've had - Muzikmike 08:35:58 06/09/08 (4)
- Hey Mikee too bad you don’t live nearby us..... - kootenay 10:50:36 06/09/08 (2)
  - Yep, go ahead and ask me, Mm, and if I could remember... - Neil49 11:47:48 06/09/08 (1)
    - Ok...enough already I'm inviting you back are you happy now eh?.... - kootenay 21:01:44 06/09/08 (0)
- RE: I had sushi last night the equal of any sushi I've had - Awe-d-o-file 09:40:09 06/09/08 (0)
TAG you're it! -nt - *Michael Z* 08:16:27 06/09/08 (3)
- I thought we were playing dodgeball. -t - Bruce Kendall 08:31:05 06/09/08 (0)
- No fair, I wasn't ready yet ... nt - Quadzilla 08:19:59 06/09/08 (0)
- RE: TAG you're it! -nt - Muzikmike 08:19:37 06/09/08 (0)
Stand-off - LWR 06:49:58 06/09/08 (0)
What would YOU do to the driver(s)? - Neil49 19:06:04 06/08/08 (9)
- Why were those cars on the wrong side of the street... - Biff 12:52:30 06/09/08 (0)
- RE: What would YOU do to the driver(s)? - JimK 20:33:22 06/08/08 (3)
  - Whatever happened to goodness, kindness, and basic humanity? - REL54 07:14:16 06/09/08 (2)
    - I think it's past time for the civil litigation laws in the U.S. to be rewritten. - Muzikmike 08:16:40 06/09/08 (1)
      - I once heard it said that - REL54 11:42:44 06/09/08 (0)
- Jaywalking is illegal in some US cities... - mpathus 20:12:05 06/08/08 (1)
  - Driver education - Muzikmike 08:12:02 06/09/08 (0)
- Wow that is horrible …… - three_sox 19:33:07 06/08/08 (0)
- Nothing could be done to them that could equal - Muzikmike 19:17:42 06/08/08 (0)
The int. amp is fully hooked up - Muzikmike 18:50:41 06/08/08 (9)
- And still no pictures....... - double28 11:11:55 06/09/08 (1)
  - That was the problem, I ordered too many XL and not enough - Muzikmike 13:23:12 06/09/08 (0)
- What??? What about the hum? - JimK 20:24:02 06/08/08 (6)
  - Ground wire. - Muzikmike 07:50:26 06/09/08 (5)
    - RE: "...two hummers for the price of one...." - JimK 11:19:16 06/09/08 (4)
      - RE: "...two hummers for the price of one...." - Neil49 11:39:52 06/09/08 (3)
        
        I don't understand the site named in the picture, Neil. - JimK 15:06:07 06/09/08 (1)
        
        Must be... - Neil49 16:14:17 06/09/08 (0)
        
        I have no idea what you're talking about...are those girls able to give a Dynamo - Muzikmike 13:25:27 06/09/08 (0)
Ass of the Day - LWR 12:39:40 06/08/08 (10)
- She's really horney, too. nt - cjfrbw 17:45:11 06/08/08 (0)
- No the ass of the day was the lady who parked at the entrance to Lowe's - Muzikmike 13:20:33 06/08/08 (8)
  - The asses are actually INSIDE Lowe's - Biff 12:54:15 06/09/08 (0)
  - Hmmmmm.... - Bruce Kendall 17:35:46 06/08/08 (3)
    - I was not asked the question but if I may hazard a guess….. - three_sox 19:10:47 06/08/08 (2)
      - I was just trying to put a happy face on it. -t - Bruce Kendall 06:46:52 06/09/08 (1)
        
        That is a very hard thing to do for some of the shopping centre brigade …. - three_sox 06:56:56 06/09/08 (0)
  - To put it quite crudely... - JimK 15:17:57 06/08/08 (1)
    - Imagine a world where you were given paint guns - Muzikmike 18:43:06 06/08/08 (0)
  - Are you visiting California? - nubz 13:52:54 06/08/08 (0)
I hate it when - driver 10:00:03 06/08/08 (3)
- RE: I hate it when - musetap 15:32:50 06/08/08 (0)
- Thank you for that. - Bruce Kendall 10:50:29 06/08/08 (1)
  - Proof positive that geeks can make it - Muzikmike 13:13:55 06/08/08 (0)
Was I skinnier before Ribfest? - Muzikmike 06:33:42 06/08/08 (2)
- Probably. - Poindexter 20:53:57 06/08/08 (0)
- RE: Blue LX Ribfest shirt - 2002ss335 08:05:37 06/08/08 (0)
Iffen yez can be bothered and can type 9 june and Timbo in Oz as poster - Timbo in Oz 21:22:53 06/07/08 (7)
- Shovels AND Rain? - Timbo in Oz 22:34:54 06/07/08 (1)
  - Needles and pins. - Muzikmike 08:22:54 06/09/08 (0)
- Feet? - kavakidd 22:01:42 06/07/08 (2)
  - Geeze Kava maaate - give SWMBO a break - inches, maaate, just inches! - Timbo in Oz 22:16:42 06/07/08 (1)
    - the drum on Yabba?! - Timbo in Oz 22:27:50 06/07/08 (0)
- I will probably get this wrong but I will give it a stab anyway ……. - three_sox 21:38:23 06/07/08 (1)
  - K'rekt! N' thanks Soxie, I wuz a bit worried I mighta bin accused of turnin' inter Eric Olthwaite!!!!! - Timbo in Oz 22:06:52 06/07/08 (0)
Hottest racing in the world! - Poindexter 19:33:23 06/07/08 (7)
- You can have a legal version for $72,500. - free.ranger 21:34:05 06/07/08 (1)
  - Bro, - Poindexter 22:04:52 06/07/08 (0)
- Televised here in just under 10 hours…should be a beauty!! ~t - three_sox 20:48:49 06/07/08 (4)
  - RE: Televised here in just under 10 hours…should be a beauty!! ~t - Awe-d-o-file 13:00:35 06/08/08 (1)
    - Stoner - Poindexter 21:00:16 06/08/08 (0)
  - Wish I had a teevee. - Poindexter 22:19:59 06/07/08 (1)
    - You can borrow one of mine …… - three_sox 22:29:54 06/07/08 (0)
The Perfect Woman - LWR 16:43:05 06/07/08 (6)
- RE: The Perfect Woman - Uncle Mike 16:52:12 06/09/08 (1)
  - Sweet apples...... do post here again please :o) ~t - three_sox 03:45:40 06/10/08 (0)
- I prefer them WITH mouths and brains, taken all in all, and IYTMM - Timbo in Oz 22:18:45 06/07/08 (0)
- Yeah Perfect until... - *Michael Z* 18:37:26 06/07/08 (0)
- How do you feed her ? - drums12344321@yahoo.com 18:08:22 06/07/08 (1)
  - For that matter - *what* do you feed her? - ElbowGeek 19:20:28 06/07/08 (0)
The mind boggles - LWR 14:56:18 06/07/08 (1)
- Boggles indeed...... - three_sox 17:39:18 06/07/08 (0)
THIS makes me want to give up my cell phone - LousyTourist 14:05:40 06/07/08 (5)
- That tells it all, wow! ~t - mpathus 18:52:29 06/07/08 (0)
- You want fries with that brain tumor? nt - free.ranger 14:56:58 06/07/08 (0)
- possibly THE most pointless mass-use ever! - Timbo in Oz 14:34:01 06/07/08 (2)
  - We have more mobiles than people in this household….. - three_sox 18:19:48 06/07/08 (1)
    - we concur, I see!? - Timbo in Oz 22:19:51 06/07/08 (0)
looks like a good day for a 3pl Crown - stan2 09:44:58 06/07/08 (1)
- Man, did that fall flat, huh? - Bruce Kendall 10:54:53 06/08/08 (0)
do wimmin fart? YES!! But not as MUCH as blokes! They just go 'somewhere else' to do it! - Timbo in Oz 02:50:48 06/07/08 (6)
- When they reach for the perfume they just farted~ - HiOnFi 13:08:44 06/08/08 (0)
- gee, thanks for sharing :-P (nt) - mhardy6647 13:44:33 06/07/08 (1)
  - see below OR - Timbo in Oz 03:26:08 06/08/08 (0)
- If fact, unlike men, they have the ability to ….. - three_sox 03:07:43 06/07/08 (2)
  - RE: If fact, unlike men, they have the ability to ….. Not All! - GTF 09:25:03 06/07/08 (0)
  - ut's been IN several threads on the page below Soxie! - Timbo in Oz 03:35:27 06/07/08 (0)
HDBD, my good friend! (You know who you are...) - JimK 19:03:22 06/06/08 (0)
Happy Damn Funnies -- jumbo batch! - Brian Walsh 16:40:19 06/06/08 (2)
- You da man! - ElbowGeek 08:09:53 06/07/08 (0)
- The jumbo batch! - Mack 21:26:49 06/06/08 (0)
Where is psgary when we really need him? - JimK 13:57:02 06/06/08 (2)
- Too bad that wasn't South Carolina...nt - Prisoners 14:20:14 06/06/08 (0)
- The graduates probably never noticed. - Bruce Kendall 14:00:37 06/06/08 (0)
did you ever want to see the real face of Fred Flinstone - Alan Reed? Today you can ... - Awe-d-o-file 13:11:30 06/06/08 (2)
- Fascinating…thanks for posting, I’m a big fan of Fred Flintstone …. - three_sox 21:04:06 06/06/08 (1)
  - RE: Fascinating…thanks for posting, I’m a big fan of Fred Flintstone …. - Awe-d-o-file 12:11:38 06/07/08 (0)
E- Bar Friday Drink - G Squared 11:06:25 06/06/08 (25)
- Around here you’d get put behind bars for drinking that swill…… - three_sox 17:34:44 06/06/08 (10)
  - need a piece of chalk to mark where you left off.... nt - stan2 09:48:38 06/07/08 (0)
  - That probably started - LWR 19:22:01 06/06/08 (0)
  - Only a man who loved that girl - Muzikmike 19:08:20 06/06/08 (7)
    - Sheesh! - JimK 10:52:18 06/07/08 (0)
    - I do like Corona... - ElbowGeek 08:25:06 06/07/08 (5)
      - That's kool Mr G ..... - three_sox 17:53:03 06/07/08 (4)
        
        What baffles me is... - ElbowGeek 17:57:54 06/07/08 (3)
        
        It is certainly considered a premium beer here by those who drink it …. - three_sox 19:13:44 06/07/08 (2)
        
        Stella Artois is a nice brew. - Todd A. 15:15:54 06/08/08 (0)
        
        Weissbier - wunnerful stuff! - ElbowGeek 19:18:18 06/07/08 (0)
- First, there was Miller, then there was Coors, - Muzikmike 16:09:06 06/06/08 (0)
- It's a good choice during the summer. - Prisoners 14:23:55 06/06/08 (0)
- I used to like that beer as well. I liked it a lot. - Bruce Kendall 13:00:44 06/06/08 (7)
  - Now you spoiled my post work plan. - G Squared 13:56:15 06/06/08 (5)
    - "...maybe something pink" Pepto-Bismol? )MT( - J. S. Bach 15:04:01 06/06/08 (0)
    - Sorry. Please carry on with your plans. - Bruce Kendall 13:58:22 06/06/08 (3)
      - Do you think that helps? - G Squared 14:24:58 06/06/08 (2)
        
        I hear Absolut - Bruce Kendall 14:29:36 06/06/08 (1)
        
        Grey Goose is my vodka of choice. - Prisoners 19:07:41 06/06/08 (0)
  - That story is the reason why I no longer drink Corona.. -t - bboroski 13:23:16 06/06/08 (0)
- RE: E- Bar Friday Server! - *Michael Z* 11:18:22 06/06/08 (3)
  - Does she swallow - Muzikmike 16:10:26 06/06/08 (0)
  - Okay! - Bruce Kendall 12:01:31 06/06/08 (1)
    - Wine-E, Wine-E... - ElbowGeek 12:05:52 06/06/08 (0)
3 days over 90F you know what that means? - *Michael Z* 09:01:46 06/06/08 (25)
- Summer? ~t - mpathus 18:55:36 06/07/08 (0)
- Whether or not there is such a thing as global warming - Muzikmike 16:00:26 06/06/08 (0)
- Here is something to cool things off a bit….Warning lots of northern exposure... - kootenay 11:10:46 06/06/08 (3)
  - If that is what global warming causes - Bruce Kendall 12:04:29 06/06/08 (2)
    - Bruce ! Different kind of heat - revjac 12:58:54 06/06/08 (1)
      - I support global friction then! Yeah! -t - Bruce Kendall 13:12:44 06/06/08 (0)
- I am not sure if it is what we think it is, - G Squared 11:02:25 06/06/08 (0)
- Okay, okay. Okay already. - Bruce Kendall 10:55:17 06/06/08 (2)
  - That's all it takes? - *Michael Z* 11:02:09 06/06/08 (1)
    - That's all it takes. - Bruce Kendall 11:04:47 06/06/08 (0)
- Sorry, I'm calling bullshit - Grover 10:02:00 06/06/08 (11)
  - Double bullshit - *Michael Z* 11:00:19 06/06/08 (10)
    - Speaking of bullshit..... - Bruce Kendall 12:00:26 06/06/08 (7)
      - Hope they don't move that to humans... - grantv 12:08:52 06/06/08 (6)
        
        I'm going to want to see some actual test data. - Bruce Kendall 12:12:57 06/06/08 (5)
        
        LOL x 2.... - grantv 12:17:37 06/06/08 (4)
        
        RE: "...his wife doesn't fart..." - JimK 12:55:05 06/06/08 (1)
        
        Damn, that would have been a better reply. :) NT - grantv 12:59:12 06/06/08 (0)
        
        I am adding an additional lol in there... - *Michael Z* 12:21:45 06/06/08 (1)
        
        LOL...... - grantv 12:28:05 06/06/08 (0)
    - Double Bullshit is much more effective - Grover 11:50:13 06/06/08 (1)
      - You just had to... - *Michael Z* 11:57:01 06/06/08 (0)
- All I have to (and will) say is this: - JimK 09:26:59 06/06/08 (1)
  - RE: All I have to (and will) say is this: - *Michael Z* 10:51:13 06/06/08 (0)
- My boss used to say to me when it hit -40 F outside..... - kootenay 09:15:49 06/06/08 (0)
I'm sitting less than ten feet away from Charlie Watts as I type this nt - ElbowGeek 08:42:48 06/06/08 (14)
- So? )MT( - J. S. Bach 11:36:27 06/06/08 (4)
  - I forgot to add in my post... - ElbowGeek 11:56:59 06/06/08 (3)
    - Yeah, right! My Aunt Tilly!! )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:25:43 06/06/08 (2)
      - Katherine's your Aunt? - ElbowGeek 12:27:13 06/06/08 (1)
        
        Actually, I did have an Aunt Catherine. )MT( - J. S. Bach 15:01:39 06/06/08 (0)
- I'd ask who Charlie Watts is - Grover 10:06:50 06/06/08 (3)
  - I've got friends who would kill to meet him... - ElbowGeek 10:10:02 06/06/08 (2)
    - What's wrong with just walking up the guy - Bruce Kendall 10:49:16 06/06/08 (1)
      - If I did... - ElbowGeek 11:54:40 06/06/08 (0)
- Go say hello! - Enophile 09:07:24 06/06/08 (2)
  - I clammed up! - ElbowGeek 09:21:16 06/06/08 (1)
    - \\\My songwriting partner knows her a bit though. /// ~ when you say "knows" ... - three_sox 17:16:53 06/06/08 (0)
- Well, go get a smooch... erm, sorry. My bad... thought it was Naomi ;~) - Gak! 09:01:58 06/06/08 (1)
  - My then-wife had a chance to do just that a few years ago (to Charlie)... - ElbowGeek 12:04:04 06/06/08 (0)
Steely Dan NYC - double28 07:56:03 06/06/08 (2)
- NYC is a little out of my way, - Bruce Kendall 11:06:15 06/06/08 (1)
  - RE: NYC is a little out of my way, - double28 18:31:30 06/07/08 (0)
Did i miss something? - Penguin 06:10:31 06/06/08 (5)
- Heck yeah you did! - Bruce Kendall 10:47:52 06/06/08 (0)
- Apparently..... - double28 07:59:30 06/06/08 (3)
  - I can't believe noone took a pic - Muzikmike 17:43:24 06/06/08 (1)
    - RE: I can't believe noone took a pic - JimK 04:53:51 06/07/08 (0)
  - Not much to say, Will. - JimK 09:42:27 06/06/08 (0)
Caption time..... - kootenay 23:02:05 06/05/08 (13)
- Honey, did you gas up the car? (nt) - Craiger56 22:04:49 06/06/08 (0)
- A much improved method of testing emissions on your car. nt - cjfrbw 12:21:33 06/06/08 (0)
- Then Officer Johnson let her off with just a warning.* - Enophile 09:10:07 06/06/08 (4)
  - Excellent! -t - Bruce Kendall 12:02:21 06/06/08 (0)
  - RE: Then Officer Johnson let her off with just a warning.* - Mack 10:48:35 06/06/08 (0)
  - Officer "Johnson"? - JimK 09:37:11 06/06/08 (1)
    - Too bad he retired too early..... - kootenay 09:44:27 06/06/08 (0)
- "Volvo-Supporting safe sex since 1927" - Prisoners 06:31:16 06/06/08 (1)
  - Did you say vulva?..... - kootenay 08:40:33 06/06/08 (0)
- Honey...... - double28 06:18:39 06/06/08 (0)
- That's what happens - Neil E. 04:36:05 06/06/08 (0)
- That's what I call ..... - three_sox 23:50:52 06/05/08 (0)
- Beats "wash me". ~t - mpathus 23:20:34 06/05/08 (0)
Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine..... - kootenay 12:17:29 06/05/08 (6)
- The list left off the one from Tony Rezko... - Valveboy 20:25:32 06/05/08 (0)
- It amazes me, the difference between US and Canadian politics. - grantv 14:09:26 06/05/08 (2)
  - It's mostly the press - J.Mac 15:20:21 06/05/08 (1)
    - Bewdiful! - k-k-k-kenny 02:17:40 06/06/08 (0)
- HAHAHAHAHA! -t - Bruce Kendall 13:51:26 06/05/08 (1)
  - "Kootenay here, I...crap, I forgot why I responded"….nt - kootenay 14:28:06 06/05/08 (0)
It's been nice knowing you all. I must announce that I am doomed - Bruce Kendall 10:51:20 06/05/08 (23)
- a dream, or what? - Timbo in Oz 22:05:15 06/05/08 (1)
  - Nah..... - Bruce Kendall 10:45:44 06/06/08 (0)
- S'nap out of it Marine Kendall!!!! THIS MINNUT! ..... geeeze man yer wuz beginnin ter wurry me'nsoxie, - Timbo in Oz 21:59:40 06/05/08 (0)
- Can we - LWR 17:49:10 06/05/08 (2)
  - I would expect it. - Bruce Kendall 18:55:17 06/05/08 (1)
    - For Gawd's sake man!! - LWR 19:22:09 06/05/08 (0)
- life and death: the thermodynamics are never in question... - mhardy6647 17:03:30 06/05/08 (0)
- Maybe the Laguna Beach Greeter.... - mkuller 14:39:38 06/05/08 (2)
  - He sounds like our Johnny Barns... - ElbowGeek 17:18:30 06/05/08 (0)
  - More like this guy, - Bruce Kendall 14:52:12 06/05/08 (0)
- I was transformed into a bottle of cheap wine years ago - J.Mac 14:02:05 06/05/08 (1)
  - I can relate to that. - Bruce Kendall 14:13:07 06/05/08 (0)
- Which finger(s) was he wagging? - bboroski 13:01:25 06/05/08 (1)
  - If I read between the lines, - Bruce Kendall 13:49:48 06/05/08 (0)
- We've had a string of bad things here at work. Weird: - grantv 12:22:28 06/05/08 (3)
  - Dear me, I just saw this post ...... - three_sox 00:02:30 06/06/08 (1)
    - Thanks. - grantv 06:52:23 06/06/08 (0)
  - Holy crapola! - Bruce Kendall 12:42:18 06/05/08 (0)
- Maybe you could look for some squirrels to take your mind off your fate... - Gak! 11:47:23 06/05/08 (2)
  - Thanks Gak! That always helps! - Bruce Kendall 12:37:40 06/05/08 (1)
    - "I feel better."... - feet's too big 01:29:47 06/06/08 (0)
- I know a guy like that!!! - revjac 10:58:37 06/05/08 (1)
  - i c ant rspond v ery wel l - Bruce Kendall 11:02:35 06/05/08 (0)
If you weren't sure what this really was! - revjac 09:38:45 06/05/08 (5)
- Trackmobile... - J. S. Bach 18:47:14 06/05/08 (0)
- RE: Looking for a Quality Control position? - Neil E. 11:04:45 06/05/08 (0)
- I gather you’re looking for a job at Columbian cartels…. - kootenay 10:10:27 06/05/08 (1)
  - Nope! Just another coke-sucker.... (nt) - DevillEars 10:24:53 06/05/08 (0)
- Well... - ElbowGeek 10:03:41 06/05/08 (0)
Is there anyone here who uses - Muzikmike 08:02:42 06/05/08 (11)
- Try Here - G Squared 06:15:52 06/06/08 (0)
- RE: used to have all my pants fitted with buttons - LousyTourist 04:25:12 06/06/08 (0)
- I recommend side clip suspenders. - Self-Inflicted 19:27:09 06/05/08 (0)
- You could always try - kavakidd 11:31:57 06/05/08 (1)
  - Now THAT is a good idea - revjac 12:15:41 06/05/08 (0)
- I think they are cool. - Bruce Kendall 10:41:07 06/05/08 (0)
- No I don't - but would like to - revjac 10:08:45 06/05/08 (0)
- You know, Mike, I have to differ.... - DevillEars 10:05:38 06/05/08 (0)
- When you get them, Mike, PLEASE post a photo! (nt) - bigi 09:50:44 06/05/08 (0)
- RE: Is there anyone (else) here who uses - Cellist 08:49:06 06/05/08 (1)
  - I too suffer from NAS - Muzikmike 15:13:21 06/05/08 (0)
Time for the Central Exercise Class - LWR 07:21:39 06/05/08 (2)
- A good argument against... - rrsands 08:06:53 06/06/08 (0)
- I don't know if there was audio with it... - JimK 07:42:46 06/05/08 (0)
A free man in Alberta - revjac 20:50:01 06/04/08 (7)
- "I felt unfettered and alive..." (nt) - mhardy6647 17:04:02 06/05/08 (0)
- So what were you doing? - ElbowGeek 08:00:59 06/05/08 (1)
  - RE: So what were you doing? - revjac 09:52:58 06/05/08 (0)
- Well, for crimeny sake, don't move down here! - Muzikmike 04:44:21 06/05/08 (1)
  - no jobs except at WalMart. - revjac 12:57:31 06/05/08 (0)
- "Trust your feelings Luke..." - mpathus 23:56:02 06/04/08 (0)
- Good for you - Grover 22:07:17 06/04/08 (0)
Don't do it guys, it ain't worth it! - ElbowGeek 20:33:55 06/04/08 (1)
- That must have been one super hot maid! - Bruce Kendall 14:18:19 06/05/08 (0)
Der 'Wings is tops! Ya, eh? - free.ranger 20:12:54 06/04/08 (1)
- Congratulations to the Red Wings! - JimK 05:11:32 06/05/08 (0)
Attention Ribfesters: Do you belong to these? - JimK 17:07:46 06/04/08 (7)
- Is the composer Tomás Luis de Victoria?.... - feet's too big 00:09:04 06/05/08 (0)
- No Jim, those are yours. - Muzikmike 20:08:21 06/04/08 (1)
  - Thanks, Mike. - JimK 05:17:57 06/05/08 (0)
- No, those aren't familiar...... - Bruce Kendall 18:19:33 06/04/08 (3)
  - I already sent you what I have... - JimK 05:20:56 06/05/08 (2)
    - He probably means those 3 butcher covers I gave you - Muzikmike 06:17:16 06/05/08 (1)
      - Yeah, yeah. Well, it could be that in certain circles - Bruce Kendall 10:42:57 06/05/08 (0)
The Adventures of Doctor Strangeglove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Colon - Gak! 15:13:23 06/04/08 (10)
- RE: I too, was looking forward to watching and was assured I could - Epstein 19:32:42 06/05/08 (0)
- A thought just struck, and man, did it hurt! - Muzikmike 06:23:41 06/05/08 (0)
- Congrats - and everyone else, just DO IT. - rlindsa 06:13:21 06/05/08 (0)
- I salute you, sir. - JimK 05:07:17 06/05/08 (0)
- I'm scheduled for same procedure (plus endoscopy) on the 19th... - eppis1 21:20:43 06/04/08 (0)
- RE: The Adventures of Doctor Strangeglove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Colon - mpathus 19:15:06 06/04/08 (0)
- there's an Aussie book called "The things they do to ya!!!???" - Timbo in Oz 16:38:24 06/04/08 (0)
- Great story! - Bruce Kendall 15:20:20 06/04/08 (2)
  - Yes, sounds like a Fantastic Voyage - Grover 15:43:49 06/04/08 (1)
    - At first that made for a pretty cool visual, - Bruce Kendall 16:10:00 06/04/08 (0)
I shouldn't. I really, really shouldn't. - Bruce Kendall 13:54:22 06/04/08 (19)
- It hardly seems possible it's been 40 years since RFK's assassination... - Gak! 23:28:16 06/04/08 (3)
  - Nicely said. (nt) - Todd A. 05:45:14 06/05/08 (0)
  - Our hubris is our enemy. - Muzikmike 05:32:03 06/05/08 (0)
  - Thanks for your reflections, Greg.... - feet's too big 03:46:49 06/05/08 (0)
- Well...somebody made history yesterday.... - kootenay 17:54:51 06/04/08 (2)
  - That was yesterday,my friend, - Bruce Kendall 18:17:32 06/04/08 (1)
    - Sorry....what can I say I'm a late bloomer... - kootenay 18:24:30 06/04/08 (0)
- You know, Bruce, you'd really be welcome to visit/stay with us.... - DevillEars 15:05:40 06/04/08 (5)
  - they're cummin here FIRST, see! And I agree on the Weltenschaug front. - Timbo in Oz 16:53:30 06/04/08 (2)
    - RE: "your family has ben in SAfr for a LONGGGGG time, Huguenot?" - DevillEars 09:47:08 06/05/08 (0)
    - Hugh's folks were in Sth Africa and he went to school in Rhodesia, too, but he's 70 this month! - Timbo in Oz 17:21:25 06/04/08 (0)
  - Thanks, I'd certainly enjoy such a visit. - Bruce Kendall 15:13:01 06/04/08 (1)
    - RE: "a chance to watch history from a different perspective" - DevillEars 08:36:59 06/06/08 (0)
- RE: I shouldn't. I really, really shouldn't. - painter27 14:29:27 06/04/08 (5)
  - RE: What you had for lunch is not history.... - DevillEars 15:10:49 06/04/08 (1)
    - Stop talking shit Mr Ears …. ~t - three_sox 15:47:25 06/04/08 (0)
  - `Just goes to show that you don't always know how history - Bruce Kendall 14:32:19 06/04/08 (2)
    - RE: `Just goes to show that you don't always know how history - painter27 14:51:32 06/04/08 (1)
      - I think I saw a story on the evacuation on the 7 o'clock news.... - ElbowGeek 20:30:30 06/04/08 (0)
Caption Time again ... - Quadzilla 05:57:51 06/04/08 (10)
- Suddenly, through the crowd... - Muzikmike 05:34:47 06/05/08 (0)
- Time to pick out the true virgin... - cjfrbw 16:16:18 06/04/08 (0)
- The Special Olympics have added a new twist to the 100 yd. dash - Olde Bulldogge 14:19:04 06/04/08 (0)
- "Next week on the bachelor..." - grantv 12:17:53 06/04/08 (0)
- Auditioners fleeing the flipside role of "... Marry McCartney". - free.ranger 11:23:38 06/04/08 (0)
- (I can't come up with a clean one) - Bruce Kendall 10:46:17 06/04/08 (0)
- The girls became a little confused about their motivation... - cjfrbw 10:41:29 06/04/08 (0)
- All though of no help now Susan knew the kneepads would come in handy in the "evening competition" n/t - Awe-d-o-file 08:52:34 06/04/08 (0)
- And the winner of the "Ugliest Bride" competition is..... - Olde Bulldogge 08:19:59 06/04/08 (0)
- Bette Midler is this year's Grand Marshall at New York's "Running of the Virgins"..... - Enophile 06:59:14 06/04/08 (0)
Got a new digital camera... - musetap 20:46:20 06/03/08 (9)
- Interesting composition, though. -t - Bruce Kendall 14:35:12 06/04/08 (0)
- Try the Macro mode and use the timer. -t - bboroski 06:28:03 06/04/08 (0)
- I got a Garmin yesterday. - Muzikmike 05:22:23 06/04/08 (4)
  - RE: I got a Garmin yesterday. - Postal Grunt 20:07:01 06/04/08 (0)
  - Oh, I ordered one the other day too - PabloP 06:46:23 06/04/08 (2)
    - that sounds like a nice deal... - stan2 15:53:53 06/04/08 (1)
      - So nice that I saved money by buying something I didn't need in the first place - PabloP 08:05:45 06/05/08 (0)
- ur too far away... get closer ...nt - stan2 21:26:35 06/03/08 (1)
  - RE: ur too far away... get closer ...nt - musetap 10:50:15 06/04/08 (0)
Foot free and fancy loose - Muzikmike 19:08:00 06/03/08 (7)
- Good news! So you'll be ready for the Olympic trials? - Neil E. 04:57:01 06/04/08 (2)
  - I have hopes this year I may get to be the bathing suit straightener. - Muzikmike 05:43:19 06/04/08 (1)
    - You should try for body greaser... - ElbowGeek 09:12:22 06/04/08 (0)
- RE: Foot free and fancy loose - Audioquest4life 23:25:34 06/03/08 (3)
  - I hope that went well. - Muzikmike 05:19:51 06/04/08 (0)
  - find a Buteyko breathing course nearby, and learn how to make up an isotonic saline solution - Timbo in Oz 02:54:06 06/04/08 (1)
    - RE:saline solution - bboroski 06:24:52 06/04/08 (0)
Tuesday funnies - Brian Walsh 16:40:52 06/03/08 (2)
- RE: Tuesday funnies - sunseeker 19:06:45 06/03/08 (1)
  - well, one I do know... - stan2 21:46:56 06/03/08 (0)
The world's hardest-working countries.... - kootenay 10:30:57 06/03/08 (4)
- It shows. - free.ranger 16:25:36 06/03/08 (0)
- RE: The world's hardest-working countries.... - Jim in Blacksburg 12:00:46 06/03/08 (0)
- Interesting...... - Bruce Kendall 10:48:36 06/03/08 (1)
  - I remembered quite vividly ...... - kootenay 12:10:12 06/03/08 (0)
What a great party, even if I say so myself! - Muzikmike 09:02:59 06/03/08 (4)
- RE: What a great party, even if I say so myself! - Brian Walsh 15:24:02 06/03/08 (0)
- Huh? RE: "Jim and Brian flew like the wind" - JimK 09:24:35 06/03/08 (2)
  - What a sneaky way to get rid of....oh, never mind. )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:33:48 06/04/08 (1)
    - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JimK 12:39:33 06/04/08 (0)
J.S. Bach...did you get - Muzikmike 19:52:27 06/02/08 (2)
- No. )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:30:32 06/04/08 (1)
  - You're fired! nt - Muzikmike 20:16:20 06/04/08 (0)
Home wireless LAN/router question(s) - psgary 17:59:56 06/02/08 (5)
- I've got one - driver 17:16:02 06/03/08 (0)
- RE: Home wireless LAN/router question(s) - Jim in Blacksburg 10:14:20 06/03/08 (0)
- RE: how far away from the stereo? - LousyTourist 19:05:11 06/02/08 (1)
  - \\I just need it till the kids move out for good. Another 20 or 30 years. //...... - three_sox 20:27:25 06/02/08 (0)
- RE: Home wireless LAN/router question(s) - Bruce Kendall 18:31:07 06/02/08 (0)
Ribfest "Caption This" #1: - JimK 17:11:21 06/02/08 (20)
- I refuse to comment on pictures . . . - psgary 18:03:38 06/02/08 (0)
- Ah, the "Stalin Cruiser". ... - J. S. Bach 17:43:26 06/02/08 (1)
  - Drive safe. - JimK 17:59:41 06/02/08 (0)
- RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #2: - JimK 17:18:20 06/02/08 (16)
  - Oooh! Oooh! - Bruce Kendall 18:19:39 06/02/08 (2)
    - Let's be perfectly clear on this (in case any authorities are lurking..) - JimK 19:53:59 06/03/08 (1)
      - Me too. -t - Bruce Kendall 10:44:10 06/04/08 (0)
  - RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #3: - JimK 17:19:45 06/02/08 (12)
    - RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #4: - JimK 17:22:44 06/02/08 (11)
      - RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #5: - JimK 17:23:37 06/02/08 (10)
        
        RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #6: - JimK 17:25:49 06/02/08 (9)
        
        Fishing for those extinct subcoolman fish..... - Bruce Kendall 18:21:41 06/02/08 (4)
        
        Yes, she "caught" one... - JimK 05:05:05 06/03/08 (3)
        
        Yes, Jim... - feet's too big 10:53:46 06/03/08 (2)
        
        The dog is scary! - Muzikmike 11:53:52 06/03/08 (1)
        
        Mike, fit a "childproof" lock to your refrigerator!!.... - feet's too big 14:43:16 06/03/08 (0)
        
        RE: Ribfest "Caption This" #7: - JimK 17:29:03 06/02/08 (3)
        
        I offered her the chance to come to Florida so that she could sit under... - J. S. Bach 17:48:54 06/02/08 (2)
        
        LOL! (Yes, I actually "lol'd"). - JimK 17:57:44 06/02/08 (1)
        
        Of course. Any excuse will do. )MT) - J. S. Bach 18:07:33 06/02/08 (0)
yipes.. the Beaver turned 60 today. - stan2 16:38:45 06/02/08 (2)
- It sure has. Exactly 60. - free.ranger 17:00:56 06/02/08 (1)
  - What a nifty looking airplane - psgary 18:05:11 06/02/08 (0)
Todd A - Check your Robins - kavakidd 10:58:27 06/02/08 (2)
- Thanks for the tip, Kava. - Todd A. 17:17:29 06/02/08 (1)
  - Update. - Todd A. 04:17:50 06/04/08 (0)
I'm almost recovered! - Muzikmike 09:41:35 06/02/08 (20)
- "...too well done" "Incinerated" might just be the word that you are searching for. )MT( - J. S. Bach 17:51:50 06/02/08 (3)
  - Ya, I ws guilty of not baby sitting the ribs. Usually, I'd accept some - Muzikmike 19:46:01 06/02/08 (0)
  - RE: "...too well done" "Incinerated" might just be the word that you are searching for. )MT( - John Elison 17:58:44 06/02/08 (1)
    - Same here. )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:09:58 06/02/08 (0)
- Thank you! - JimK 17:00:00 06/02/08 (5)
  - "...a little too much of John Elison's single malt!"... You could have chosen a better looking lampshade ... - J. S. Bach 17:57:30 06/02/08 (2)
    - Mixing beer and scotch? - JimK 18:03:50 06/02/08 (1)
      - RE: Mixing beer and scotch? - Brian Walsh 19:58:33 06/02/08 (0)
  - Yeah, yeah.... - Todd A. 17:20:03 06/02/08 (1)
    - "And now for something completely different..." - JimK 17:36:24 06/02/08 (0)
- It was great fun. - Dave Pogue 14:11:39 06/02/08 (0)
- Thanks Mike and Barb! - soulbrass 13:25:29 06/02/08 (0)
- RE: I'm almost recovered! - Neil E. 10:39:14 06/02/08 (1)
  - Thanks - Bruce Kendall 11:07:10 06/02/08 (0)
- Glad y'all had a good time... - ElbowGeek 09:52:18 06/02/08 (5)
  - Here 'ya go.... - Neil E. 11:09:19 06/02/08 (4)
    - All I can say is: - JimK 18:07:38 06/02/08 (2)
      - Oops meant to ask under Jim's reply... - ElbowGeek 20:01:56 06/02/08 (1)
        
        "...the scraggly hippy on the left there?" - JimK 19:43:41 06/03/08 (0)
    - Great stuff! - ElbowGeek 11:19:39 06/02/08 (0)
Timbo - Fromelles 1916 - any thoughts? - ElbowGeek 08:41:58 06/02/08 (6)
- I think it is because the attack at Fromelle was such a pointless disaster - Timbo in Oz 13:57:37 06/02/08 (3)
  - "keeping Haig's great 'war-winner June offensive' sputtering on, in the freezing mud. "... - feet's too big 16:36:27 06/02/08 (2)
    - RE: "keeping Haig's great 'war-winner June offensive' sputtering on, in the freezing mud. "... - Todd A. 17:25:49 06/02/08 (1)
      - Sadly, lessons learned are sometimes forgotten,... - feet's too big 18:04:47 06/02/08 (0)
- I saw it and thought of Timbo also.... - John_the_Scot 11:51:38 06/02/08 (1)
  - I agree... - ElbowGeek 11:57:51 06/02/08 (0)
A Hard Day - sunseeker 07:00:17 06/02/08 (0)
Lucky b*stard... - ElbowGeek 17:49:24 06/01/08 (7)
- LMAO... - FenderLover 09:14:19 06/02/08 (1)
  - If that were me... - ElbowGeek 11:24:44 06/02/08 (0)
- Hero to zero..............................nt - nubz 07:33:45 06/02/08 (0)
- Hey there Studmuffin..... - PeterS 07:25:44 06/02/08 (3)
  - Giggle, giggle... - Muzikmike 08:59:45 06/02/08 (0)
  - Well for the ladies it was just a shopping trip... - ElbowGeek 07:47:05 06/02/08 (1)
    - A mate of mine is in the middle of an eight week shopping trip this very moment…… - three_sox 04:36:36 06/03/08 (0)
Large fire devours movie sets at Universal Studios. - Bruce Kendall 10:05:07 06/01/08 (16)
- Ladies and gentlemen, this is where we're currently shooting the remake of "Backdraft" (nt) - Markw* 17:53:38 06/01/08 (1)
  - LOL!! - FenderLover 09:06:44 06/02/08 (0)
- RE:did you hear if the park would be closed or not? - LousyTourist 12:49:51 06/01/08 (1)
  - Sometimes the truth has a crazy way of just spilling out. - Bruce Kendall 14:22:05 06/01/08 (0)
- I hope the... - mkuller 11:17:57 06/01/08 (11)
  - The NY street is the set that was destroyed... - eppis1 20:31:33 06/01/08 (1)
    - Yes the real tragedy will be the film vault... - ElbowGeek 05:50:45 06/02/08 (0)
  - Apparently the sets that caught fire were "working" sets. - Bruce Kendall 11:29:56 06/01/08 (8)
    - Bring the kids and family but don't forget the face respirators for the smoke! (nt) - mkuller 11:32:36 06/01/08 (7)
      - They probably doused the fire with BBQ sauce. - Bruce Kendall 12:03:13 06/01/08 (6)
        
        This may have been my fault - LWR 12:31:06 06/01/08 (5)
        
        Dammit, we told you to stay away from the Men's - ElbowGeek 12:49:42 06/01/08 (0)
        
        Wow! If you caused this using the hot sauce flame thrower effect, - Bruce Kendall 12:37:18 06/01/08 (3)
        
        Barstow - LWR 12:51:17 06/01/08 (2)
        
        Great pizza in Barstow! - Prisoners 18:56:52 06/01/08 (1)
        
        Do tell us the name of the chain... - ElbowGeek 06:26:31 06/02/08 (0)
Ribfesters.....a hearty "hello" - Bruce Kendall 13:43:39 05/31/08 (25)
- RE: Ribfesters.....I'm so hungry now! - Cellist 08:47:05 06/01/08 (1)
  - "...What's everyone drinking? Juengling or Sam Adams??? ..." Unfortunately, mostly Dingaling - J. S. Bach 18:03:52 06/02/08 (0)
- I trust all had a great time and that there are no nasty after-effects... - DevillEars 00:44:55 06/01/08 (1)
  - Extreme fat-ah-gyoo. - Muzikmike 10:45:27 06/01/08 (0)
- Eat some meat for me! - *Michael Z* 19:19:48 05/31/08 (1)
  - Yeah, just an -nt post ;-) - ElbowGeek 22:11:04 05/31/08 (0)
- I whish the Ribfesters the best as well! Eats some ribs for me.... -nt - *Michael Z* 19:15:48 05/31/08 (0)
- I drank a whole jar of Frank's red hot BBQ sauce in honor of the event - LWR 16:49:17 05/31/08 (7)
  - Bad idea; however - Bruce Kendall 17:59:59 05/31/08 (6)
    - Ohhhhhh - LWR 19:15:31 05/31/08 (5)
      - And it burns, burns, burns... the ring of ..... ? ~t - three_sox 19:41:03 05/31/08 (4)
        
        This what you're alluding to? ;-) - ElbowGeek 22:09:46 05/31/08 (2)
        
        I think LWR will be the one alluding ..... ~t - three_sox 22:55:33 05/31/08 (1)
        
        I say we have a whip round to buy him a pair of asbestos skivvies ;-) - ElbowGeek 22:58:41 05/31/08 (0)
        
        Eye-YI-Yi - LWR 19:45:52 05/31/08 (0)
- Thanks, but.... - Muzikmike 14:51:07 05/31/08 (9)
  - Enjoy the festivities boys…….. - three_sox 16:20:51 05/31/08 (0)
  - I know who you are! - Bruce Kendall 15:24:31 05/31/08 (5)
    - There is more than one of us here! nt - Muzikmike 15:46:36 05/31/08 (4)
      - By the way, Jim, - Bruce Kendall 16:41:41 05/31/08 (3)
        
        RE: By the way, Jim, - JimK 16:48:44 05/31/08 (2)
        
        Well then tell Brian - Bruce Kendall 16:59:50 05/31/08 (1)
        
        RE: Well then tell Brian - Brian Walsh 17:09:34 05/31/08 (0)
  - RE: Thanks, but.... - double28 15:06:14 05/31/08 (0)
  - Great - kavakidd 14:52:27 05/31/08 (0)
A bike ride that will take you back to the very beginning... - PeterS 13:03:34 05/31/08 (3)
- The question arises in my mind . . . - psgary 09:05:28 06/02/08 (0)
- A new offering from Genital Motors? - DevillEars 01:00:31 06/01/08 (0)
- OMG!!! - mpathus 22:23:36 05/31/08 (0)
Cell phone in microwave.... - PeterS 12:59:41 05/31/08 (0)
Winter's chills + Power Utility's F-Ups = New Fireplace - DevillEars 08:20:00 05/31/08 (9)
- Looks very nice Mr Ears ….. - three_sox 16:12:22 05/31/08 (7)
  - Optical illusion... - DevillEars 00:36:12 06/01/08 (3)
    - Yeah clear as a bell now thanks Mr Ears .... - three_sox 00:46:21 06/01/08 (2)
      - RE: "did you over indulge in food, beverages or after hours shenanigans" - DevillEars 03:20:24 06/01/08 (1)
        
        \\\All of the above!! :-)///......... - three_sox 05:14:17 06/02/08 (0)
  - I can only hope it's offset - kavakidd 22:28:18 05/31/08 (2)
    - RE: "FP open on both sides is a bad idea" ??? - DevillEars 00:40:05 06/01/08 (1)