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Huh? - Bruce Kendall 10:45:44 05/02/08 (5)
- About those cops... - ElbowGeek 17:07:42 05/02/08 (0)
- When I tuned in they were talking about Chia seeds.. nt - late 13:23:56 05/02/08 (1)
  - The music is from 10:00 - 12:00 Pacific. - Bruce Kendall 13:36:38 05/02/08 (0)
- Police Academy 19? NT - grantv 12:02:07 05/02/08 (0)
- Police officers running through a field with butterfly nets - JoshT 11:37:14 05/02/08 (0)
To all N. American Centralians - enjoy the Labor Day weekend! - DevillEars 09:51:23 05/02/08 (6)
- Sits warming hands over a wee fire made from cheap 2008 diary... - DevillEars 03:39:40 05/03/08 (0)
- RE: To all N. American Centralians - enjoy the Labor Day weekend! - double28 11:19:15 05/02/08 (0)
- Cinco de Mayo is coming up. - Bruce Kendall 10:55:20 05/02/08 (0)
- Is it September already? nt - Quadzilla 10:23:06 05/02/08 (2)
  - It is 2007 in South Africa..... :o) ~t - three_sox 17:43:22 05/02/08 (0)
  - Yes.. nt - late 13:24:47 05/02/08 (0)
Advice on Cat Adoption Issues - JoshT 20:10:59 05/01/08 (21)
- Thanks everyone! - JoshT 15:26:13 05/02/08 (1)
  - People's reactions will naturally vary,.... - feet's too big 16:53:49 05/02/08 (0)
- guys, it is nice to know yez all! - Timbo in Oz 15:07:35 05/02/08 (0)
- here's one.... - stan2 13:28:24 05/02/08 (0)
- Thanks for the advice, and one clarification . . . - JoshT 10:51:15 05/02/08 (2)
  - Grantv offers good advice - plantsman 12:32:29 05/02/08 (0)
  - A thought for that if possible; a cat retreat? - grantv 12:07:37 05/02/08 (0)
- RE: Advice on Cat Adoption Issues - Awe-d-o-file 10:28:24 05/02/08 (0)
- RE: Advice on Cat Adoption Issues - Mike B. 08:03:18 05/02/08 (0)
- Think about getting an older cat. - KellyG 06:35:33 05/02/08 (0)
- RE: Advice on Cat Adoption Issues - Mark Cashman 05:42:54 05/02/08 (4)
  - Disagree on declawing - kavakidd 09:42:07 05/02/08 (3)
    - I understand ... - Mark Cashman 10:11:03 05/02/08 (2)
      - RE: I understand ... - kavakidd 10:31:05 05/02/08 (1)
        
        Good man! - plantsman 12:34:55 05/02/08 (0)
- Go take a look - LWR 20:17:45 05/01/08 (5)
  - RE: Go take a look - kavakidd 09:39:46 05/02/08 (0)
  - Extremely good point. - grantv 06:53:03 05/02/08 (3)
    - Goodonya for taking the less "desireable"... - ElbowGeek 11:48:02 05/02/08 (2)
      - Thanks man. We have a few stories/cats. :) - grantv 12:00:27 05/02/08 (1)
        
        Sounds like your cats could write a few books... - ElbowGeek 14:54:35 05/02/08 (0)
I have just found out, much to my amazement and awe - LWR 19:28:30 05/01/08 (18)
- You are on my shit list and I think you suck. - Bruce Kendall 19:39:11 05/01/08 (17)
  - RE: Outside - JimK 05:13:02 05/02/08 (2)
    - RE: Outside - double28 05:59:21 05/02/08 (1)
      - Friday? Jeez, I all but forgot about that, thanks! - JimK 06:15:37 05/02/08 (0)
  - I'm gonna get Brunhilda to spank you 'til you bleed! - Muzikmike 20:25:37 05/01/08 (3)
    - Um... *I've* been a bad boy... - ElbowGeek 11:42:46 05/02/08 (2)
      - I just checked her schedule. I saw her at the mall today, buying a pair of cut-out leather chaps - Muzikmike 13:05:40 05/02/08 (1)
        
        My kinda girl! - ElbowGeek 14:51:00 05/02/08 (0)
  - YOU!! - LWR 19:41:36 05/01/08 (9)
    - I have never felt so compelled to - Bruce Kendall 20:02:40 05/01/08 (8)
      - Now you boys settle down...if you're nice I'll send you both - Muzikmike 20:04:03 05/01/08 (7)
        
        He started it. - Bruce Kendall 20:10:02 05/01/08 (0)
        
        He isa pickaninny - LWR 20:08:20 05/01/08 (5)
        
        Well, who wants fat hair? )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:02:29 05/02/08 (0)
        
        RE: CONSPIRACY! CHARACTER ASSASSINATATION! - Bruce Kendall 20:12:27 05/01/08 (3)
        
        You are a stinking prevert - LWR 20:31:46 05/01/08 (2)
        
        Weccum! - Bruce Kendall 20:49:50 05/01/08 (1)
        
        Dang I said with my feelings aghasted - LWR 20:57:25 05/01/08 (0)
Gross kitty stunt...PNSBL (Probably Not Suitable Before Lunch) - Gak! 13:48:24 05/01/08 (9)
- If I remember correctly - Valveboy 20:13:53 05/01/08 (0)
- yep! I've stepped in kitty vomit! ) once! - Timbo in Oz 19:35:43 05/01/08 (0)
- Great story. Thanks for the chuckles.----nt - sherod 14:30:40 05/01/08 (0)
- Nothing that measures up to your story, but - Bruce Kendall 14:19:47 05/01/08 (5)
  - Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - Gak! 14:36:08 05/01/08 (0)
  - Awwww, true love..... ---nt - sherod 14:29:34 05/01/08 (3)
    - Amazingly enough, - Bruce Kendall 14:32:02 05/01/08 (2)
      - She obviously knows you well enough that... - sherod 17:42:29 05/01/08 (1)
        
        Perhaps. - Bruce Kendall 19:37:45 05/01/08 (0)
Wednesday & Thursday funnies - Brian Walsh 12:51:58 05/01/08 (1)
- RE: Brain farts. - JimK 05:15:54 05/02/08 (0)
Found for 2 bucks at a yard sale...an Elgin baby buggy! - Muzikmike 12:39:26 05/01/08 (3)
- Are you playing games with my head? - Bruce Kendall 13:09:34 05/01/08 (2)
  - Around here we have yard sales starting on Thursday! - Muzikmike 13:25:04 05/01/08 (1)
    - Too late! I'm on the way home! It's SATURDAY! - Bruce Kendall 13:29:46 05/01/08 (0)
"It's the end of the world as we know it..." - JimK 11:47:19 05/01/08 (5)
- I can offer some technical advice you may not know …… - three_sox 17:19:10 05/01/08 (0)
- So...are you going to take that sticker off of your car? - bboroski 12:13:35 05/01/08 (2)
  - Ironic, isn't it? - JimK 12:34:33 05/01/08 (1)
    - RE: Ironic, isn't it? - bboroski 18:09:31 05/01/08 (0)
- What's your number, I need to ask you something? - grantv 12:12:15 05/01/08 (0)
Exercise for 50+ - kavakidd 11:00:03 05/01/08 (2)
- LOL! My exercise regimen - Bruce Kendall 11:09:31 05/01/08 (1)
  - RE: my favorite exercise - LousyTourist 15:15:43 05/01/08 (0)
I bet not one of you wash your Hands................. - Self-Inflicted 10:51:38 05/01/08 (5)
- On the contrary, my wife packs me off to work - Bruce Kendall 11:06:54 05/01/08 (4)
  - Doncha love it... - bboroski 12:11:11 05/01/08 (0)
  - Not a Sausage. - Self-Inflicted 11:44:15 05/01/08 (2)
    - I suspect that is why so many people are always - Bruce Kendall 11:50:28 05/01/08 (1)
      - Works for me! - JimK 11:53:55 05/01/08 (0)
Latest tweak - rlindsa 05:26:17 05/01/08 (2)
- Big deal, I have quite a few coprolites around here. - Muzikmike 18:46:12 05/01/08 (0)
- Well damn, I'm gonna stop flushing every time in that case :-P - ElbowGeek 05:57:10 05/01/08 (0)
You know what is a weird feeling? - *Michael Z* 13:33:43 04/30/08 (25)
- As soon as I could afford just about any car I wanted... - cjfrbw 12:11:17 05/01/08 (0)
- If he was really smart, - G Squared 10:41:39 05/01/08 (0)
- Funny you should mention that .... - Elmo 06:18:22 05/01/08 (3)
  - RE: Funny you should mention that .... - 2002ss335 07:01:57 05/01/08 (2)
    - RE: Funny you should mention that .... - Elmo 07:09:08 05/01/08 (1)
      - RE: Funny you should mention that .... - oddmanout 10:17:25 05/03/08 (0)
- A very nice car ....... - three_sox 18:50:05 04/30/08 (5)
  - This 2008 model was sitting inside the gallery of the BMW dealership… - kootenay 19:49:47 04/30/08 (4)
    - G'day Mr Kootenay ........ - three_sox 20:01:25 04/30/08 (3)
      - Not to be outdone.... - kootenay 20:10:43 04/30/08 (2)
        
        The picture doesn’t do it justice …… - three_sox 20:25:13 04/30/08 (1)
        
        Nah! …… - kootenay 21:37:21 04/30/08 (0)
- Had my car in for an oil change last week. - grantv 14:09:31 04/30/08 (0)
- How about a new Audi S8? - JimK 14:04:30 04/30/08 (0)
- RE: You know what is a weird feeling? - Bruce Kendall 13:52:12 04/30/08 (10)
  - Is there any chance that... - Neil49 16:03:23 04/30/08 (9)
    - Well..... - Bruce Kendall 18:25:34 04/30/08 (8)
      - "funny"?... - Neil49 19:48:48 04/30/08 (5)
        
        I agree as when my blackberry vibrates I giggled… - kootenay 20:02:08 04/30/08 (4)
        
        Ah, no... - Neil49 20:22:06 04/30/08 (3)
        
        Hah!...with Soxie, EG and the rest of the gang... - kootenay 21:43:57 04/30/08 (2)
        
        Aw c’mon fair suck of the saveloy there Mr Kootenay ….. - three_sox 00:20:27 05/01/08 (1)
        
        I have nothing to add that won't get me arrested in this ;-) - ElbowGeek 05:53:38 05/01/08 (0)
      - I guessing you don’t want to reveal …….. - three_sox 18:54:20 04/30/08 (1)
        
        LOL! I really can't remember. - Bruce Kendall 10:29:03 05/01/08 (0)
Man, this neighbourhood's really gone to the dogs... - ElbowGeek 11:17:40 04/30/08 (7)
- Damnit.... - LWR 18:16:28 04/30/08 (1)
  - Yeah, round here you gotta specify exactly what kind of blow you're looking for... - ElbowGeek 18:19:13 04/30/08 (0)
- SNAKE BITE! suck the venom out... - *Michael Z* 12:01:34 04/30/08 (2)
  - Hey, that line always works for me! - ElbowGeek 13:06:08 04/30/08 (1)
    - Given the context of your initial post …… - three_sox 00:32:44 05/01/08 (0)
- I think this is a caption time opportunity - Grover 11:54:27 04/30/08 (0)
- Judging from the looks of things, - Bruce Kendall 11:25:09 04/30/08 (0)
Cruelty to "Animals"??? - JimK 10:16:59 04/30/08 (2)
- Roger had better control of his pigs - Bruce Kendall 10:52:29 04/30/08 (1)
  - Funnily enough, I watched The Wall movie with a student last night... - ElbowGeek 11:16:55 04/30/08 (0)
The Boss says these will improve your productivity - PeterS 09:51:32 04/30/08 (11)
- I produce 100%. I produce - REL54 06:35:15 05/01/08 (0)
- My productivity always increases exponentially to the amount of .. . - three_sox 00:44:35 05/01/08 (0)
- The mobile office scored poorly in the stock market crash test (nt) - Neil E. 15:06:59 04/30/08 (0)
- Does that 747 reception desk show the - Bruce Kendall 10:47:44 04/30/08 (0)
- Such options are both impractical and unnecesary in the UK... - feet's too big 10:10:33 04/30/08 (4)
  - Actually, that's where the ejector seat chair could be useful... - ElbowGeek 10:40:22 04/30/08 (0)
  - I don't believe this for one minute! - JimK 10:19:17 04/30/08 (2)
    - I'll try to remember to take my compact camera!... :o) nt. - feet's too big 10:35:25 04/30/08 (1)
      - You're a good man, Bill. - JimK 10:39:09 04/30/08 (0)
- Screw that! - JimK 09:59:18 04/30/08 (1)
  - Cool your engines, b'y! - ElbowGeek 10:32:07 04/30/08 (0)
The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate.... - PeterS 09:39:19 04/30/08 (2)
- Not tonight honey... - ElbowGeek 10:25:37 04/30/08 (1)
  - doesn't the word 'toothache' look wicked weird, all typed out? (nt) - mhardy6647 15:43:02 04/30/08 (0)
At the FAA - LWR 07:56:54 04/30/08 (0)
Logical approach to cats - Muzikmike 05:51:20 04/30/08 (1)
- That is great isn't it? - ElbowGeek 08:34:41 04/30/08 (0)
sigh......nt - kootenay 20:40:39 04/29/08 (17)
- Thigh!......nt - DevillEars 23:46:23 04/29/08 (16)
  - Thighs & Whispers.... - PeterS 09:40:12 04/30/08 (3)
    - A keeper...nt - kootenay 12:15:00 04/30/08 (2)
      - Thighs & Whispers [the Album] - PeterS 14:32:42 04/30/08 (1)
        
        Go on!...nt - kootenay 14:43:39 04/30/08 (0)
  - High...nt - kootenay 07:36:41 04/30/08 (11)
    - Fly - Muzikmike 08:57:32 04/30/08 (10)
      - Why?....nt - kootenay 09:19:56 04/30/08 (9)
        
        I knew a woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why. - Muzikmike 10:26:35 04/30/08 (0)
        
        RE: Pie!!....nt - DevillEars 09:38:02 04/30/08 (7)
        
        Sky!.....nt - kootenay 09:42:53 04/30/08 (6)
        
        Sty...? (nt) - mhardy6647 09:53:24 04/30/08 (5)
        
        Neigh... nt - kootenay 10:03:03 04/30/08 (4)
        
        Orange - Grover 11:55:56 04/30/08 (3)
        
        Apple....nt - kootenay 12:11:05 04/30/08 (2)
        
        Word association football match box camera obscura... (nt) - DevillEars 12:25:23 04/30/08 (1)
        
        Shoot gun bullet train....nt - kootenay 14:18:09 04/30/08 (0)
I'm trying to get an idea for Barb to design an illuminated manuscript award for audio. - Muzikmike 20:06:27 04/29/08 (2)
- A TT cake - G Squared 10:44:17 05/01/08 (0)
- I'm thinking, I'm thinking. - Bruce Kendall 13:09:59 04/30/08 (0)
So, how do insecticides work, anyway? - Bruce Kendall 18:47:21 04/29/08 (10)
- what the heck kind of beetles? - stan2 17:41:54 04/30/08 (0)
- You have a yard full of VWs?? )MT( - J. S. Bach 10:33:01 04/30/08 (0)
- RE: Ortho max? - LousyTourist 04:21:33 04/30/08 (0)
- If you want to spray, spray!....don't talk.... - kootenay 20:18:48 04/29/08 (0)
- Another alternative: Baygon! - ElbowGeek 19:03:08 04/29/08 (0)
- Why not use diatomaceous earth? - Muzikmike 18:52:49 04/29/08 (4)
  - I thought a giant astroid killed those! - Bruce Kendall 19:08:13 04/29/08 (3)
    - A giant asshole, get your facts stright, dammit! - Muzikmike 19:14:33 04/29/08 (2)
      - Didjoo have to look that up? - Bruce Kendall 19:29:27 04/29/08 (1)
        
        Of course, I had to look in my Jazz encyclopedia for Astr - Muzikmike 20:00:40 04/29/08 (0)
This was just too fasinating not to post... - some young guy 17:47:46 04/29/08 (4)
- Thanks I had a seizure. (nt) - Jeff TOJ 22:00:56 04/29/08 (0)
- What, who, where? - ElbowGeek 18:58:15 04/29/08 (0)
- Yeah, like there's no dancing or anything. - Bruce Kendall 18:16:47 04/29/08 (0)
- Do you think it can go any faster eh?....nt - kootenay 18:01:02 04/29/08 (0)
second honeymoon - mhardy6647 17:29:57 04/29/08 (4)
- That's where my son proposed - kavakidd 21:57:36 04/29/08 (0)
- Hip hip hooray for you both .... - three_sox 21:44:42 04/29/08 (0)
- Wonderful, guys! - ElbowGeek 18:56:09 04/29/08 (0)
- Sounds and looks glorious! - Bruce Kendall 18:15:26 04/29/08 (0)
This just in from the Land of Cheez... - bboroski 13:59:35 04/29/08 (4)
- My sister and brother-in-law have been to the road kill cook-off - Neil E. 16:34:02 04/29/08 (3)
  - I presume that the menu did not include... - feet's too big 09:53:21 04/30/08 (0)
  - I wonder... - bboroski 18:51:36 04/29/08 (0)
  - Hey, did it look kinda like this? - ElbowGeek 18:43:08 04/29/08 (0)
Shock and awe (warning: audio-related post) - Brian Walsh 12:36:33 04/29/08 (5)
- Thank goodness you didn't post this in General or PropHead - Sordidman 16:31:05 04/30/08 (0)
- RE: back in the day there was an amp manufacturer - LousyTourist 14:56:19 04/29/08 (1)
  - Well... - Brian Walsh 16:14:42 04/29/08 (0)
- If you start roaming the streets at night in search of body parts - Bruce Kendall 12:46:19 04/29/08 (1)
  - RE: If you start roaming the streets at night in search of body parts - Brian Walsh 12:51:20 04/29/08 (0)
Monday and Tuesday funnies - Brian Walsh 12:17:32 04/29/08 (2)
- Thanks, a great collection! - ElbowGeek 18:34:58 04/29/08 (0)
- Thanks, Brian! -t - Bruce Kendall 14:21:35 04/29/08 (0)
Barb's latest work. - Muzikmike 12:17:33 04/29/08 (4)
- RE: Barb's latest work. - Mack 06:14:59 04/30/08 (0)
- Awesome, Barb! - ElbowGeek 18:32:15 04/29/08 (0)
- Wow!!! Beauticul Illumination and Caligraphy - PeterS 18:10:23 04/29/08 (0)
- Nicely done! -t - Bruce Kendall 14:23:29 04/29/08 (0)
My tiny puppy - Muzikmike 11:57:16 04/29/08 (15)
- Cutie-pie. An innocently mischiefous look if I ever saw one ;-) - ElbowGeek 18:30:07 04/29/08 (0)
- My pup to yours - PeterS 18:28:10 04/29/08 (2)
  - That's where dogs are happiest - bounding through open fields. - ElbowGeek 18:31:21 04/29/08 (1)
    - Tearing thru an open field Thankies.... - PeterS 09:44:38 04/30/08 (0)
- He looks just like you Mike - Grover 13:45:58 04/29/08 (0)
- RE: My tiny puppy - Olde Bulldogge 12:46:43 04/29/08 (1)
  - Nice puppy...I wanna hold him and squeeze him and love him all over. - Muzikmike 12:51:28 04/29/08 (0)
- Cute! Should this be show and tell? - grantv 12:12:00 04/29/08 (5)
  - Wow...they could be relatives! - Muzikmike 12:14:38 04/29/08 (4)
    - Male, about 6 years old. - grantv 12:15:58 04/29/08 (3)
      - Chow, Bluetick,Black Lab and Border Collie - Muzikmike 12:21:06 04/29/08 (2)
        
        Cool. - grantv 12:24:36 04/29/08 (1)
        
        Did I mention she's only 6 months old - Muzikmike 13:16:35 04/29/08 (0)
- What kind of cat is that? - Bruce Kendall 12:09:46 04/29/08 (0)
- Mikee.... - JimK 12:05:25 04/29/08 (0)
Thanks IRS! - Awe-d-o-file 11:51:24 04/29/08 (1)
- RE: Thanks IRS!-You're welcome - Cellist 13:20:59 04/29/08 (0)
So I bought me a little runabout to nip to the shops in.. - ElbowGeek 10:36:47 04/29/08 (6)
- My Triuph 500 looked just like that after a Mexican meal. - Muzikmike 18:17:00 04/29/08 (1)
  - Ah Triumph... - ElbowGeek 18:26:19 04/29/08 (0)
- Here's a safety tip for you - Neil E. 11:40:34 04/29/08 (0)
- Something tells me - Valveboy 11:04:31 04/29/08 (0)
- You don't fool me! - Bruce Kendall 10:45:46 04/29/08 (1)
  - Ok I admit it! - ElbowGeek 10:49:39 04/29/08 (0)
Don't leave this mortal plain w/o it!!! - PeterS 09:41:18 04/29/08 (5)
- Damn! - Bruce Kendall 10:38:18 04/29/08 (4)
  - Nah... - bboroski 10:45:12 04/29/08 (3)
    - RE: Nah... - Bruce Kendall 10:47:44 04/29/08 (2)
      - Well I'd hate to see the pole they use... *nt* - ElbowGeek 10:50:48 04/29/08 (1)
        
        A Pole you say?? - bboroski 13:40:33 04/29/08 (0)
Speed Racer's Dad.... - PeterS 09:19:36 04/29/08 (4)
- they were known in the '50s as 'Dagmars' - mhardy6647 11:46:17 04/29/08 (1)
  - 'Dagmars' - PeterS 14:55:53 04/29/08 (0)
- That would be the Mach 4 -nt - Valveboy 11:05:51 04/29/08 (0)
- That's pure Jetsons right there *nt* - ElbowGeek 09:46:08 04/29/08 (0)
Hang in there. (nt) - Todd A. 04:58:31 04/29/08 (4)
- "You talkin' to me?" - JimK 12:03:06 04/29/08 (0)
- Who, where, why & what is hanging in or out of who, where, why or what? .. .. - three_sox 05:06:09 04/29/08 (2)
  - One thing we can discern... - ElbowGeek 06:09:21 04/29/08 (1)
    - In some states.... - Todd A. 06:52:06 04/29/08 (0)
tornadoes all around - REL54 18:21:00 04/28/08 (10)
- RE: tomatoes all around? - LousyTourist 12:00:35 04/29/08 (2)
  - You haven't been watching the news? - Bruce Kendall 12:14:16 04/29/08 (1)
    - I could have been in that film! - Muzikmike 13:18:49 04/29/08 (0)
- Pretty scary stuff huh? - bboroski 10:42:47 04/29/08 (0)
- Mother Nature - Neil E. 10:08:37 04/29/08 (0)
- RE: tornadoes all around - Jim in Blacksburg 08:30:28 04/29/08 (0)
- News reporting damage estimated - Prisoners 06:36:35 04/29/08 (0)
- Good luck... - three_sox 03:37:08 04/29/08 (0)
- Hang tough - Bruce Kendall 18:36:05 04/28/08 (0)
- links to storm pictures - REL54 18:31:48 04/28/08 (0)
I regulary post IN WINTER about recent snow falls, But this is Autumn still, 2/3rds in! - Timbo in Oz 17:33:28 04/28/08 (9)
- RE: they got 12" of snow to the north of here last weekend - LousyTourist 04:26:12 04/29/08 (1)
  - 19" in Watertown, SD. - Todd A. 04:56:24 04/29/08 (0)
- Grrrrrrrrrrr........ - three_sox 03:46:41 04/29/08 (6)
  - 10C is shirt-sleeve weather in parts of the UK, Murray!...:o) NT. - feet's too big 04:08:57 04/29/08 (5)
    - I am sure it is in places of such inhospitable climate such as ……. - three_sox 04:34:36 04/29/08 (4)
      - You can wear a sloppy-joe and trackky-dacks.... - kootenay 09:16:12 04/29/08 (3)
        
        Y'all gotta head to where my Brother's at... - ElbowGeek 09:52:17 04/29/08 (2)
        
        La Isla Bonita…. - kootenay 10:04:45 04/29/08 (1)
        
        Their music is... - ElbowGeek 10:09:57 04/29/08 (0)
beavers, penis shrinkers, beaver snatches/snatchers, AND merkins - all in less than half a page!!!!! - Timbo in Oz 17:03:16 04/28/08 (0)
Am I the only one who gets angry and wants to throttle - Muzikmike 15:48:00 04/28/08 (16)
- RE: what my momma always said - LousyTourist 04:24:54 04/29/08 (0)
- You'e probably not the only one, but - J.Mac 20:16:12 04/28/08 (1)
  - But bitching is so cathartic! - Muzikmike 06:04:03 04/29/08 (0)
- I went and looked. That wasn't what I'd call bad. - Bruce Kendall 15:56:04 04/28/08 (12)
  - I'm EASILY pissed off, so where was this? Maybe I can re-assure MM? - Timbo in Oz 17:10:56 04/28/08 (2)
    - Just wander over to Vinyl, my friend. - Bruce Kendall 18:25:24 04/28/08 (1)
      - We vinylistas are a very peaceful bunch... - ElbowGeek 20:17:48 04/28/08 (0)
  - Are we talking about beavers again eh?.... - kootenay 16:28:05 04/28/08 (3)
    - Perhaps you could give us an example. - Bruce Kendall 18:29:48 04/28/08 (2)
      - How about Anna's northern exposure then eh.... - kootenay 20:46:31 04/28/08 (1)
        
        Good job! - Bruce Kendall 10:56:26 04/29/08 (0)
  - Si Senor - Penguin 16:19:24 04/28/08 (4)
    - a merkin? dontcha KNOW what a merkin IS, maaate! - Timbo in Oz 16:51:24 04/28/08 (1)
      - You just reaised my level of interest in the subject.... - Penguin 16:57:21 04/28/08 (0)
    - You're a quietly provocative soul, aren't you, Dee?... :o) nt. - feet's too big 16:46:06 04/28/08 (1)
      - Who? Me? - Penguin 16:59:33 04/28/08 (0)
My cats are very happy - *Michael Z* 11:36:22 04/28/08 (3)
- RE: I find that all you need do is wallpaper your living room - LousyTourist 12:50:22 04/28/08 (1)
  - You are evidently a fan of textured wallpaper... :o) nt. - feet's too big 15:46:50 04/28/08 (0)
- Veddy nice, but.......... - Sordidman 12:13:22 04/28/08 (0)
ok, the Congo is DEFINITELY off my vacation travel list now - rlindsa 10:10:32 04/28/08 (14)
- Well, mine definitely ain't doin' me no good lately, - Poindexter 21:50:54 04/28/08 (1)
  - You have your own penis snatcher? -t - Bruce Kendall 11:03:37 04/29/08 (0)
- I think I will start sending them spam e-mails... - cjfrbw 12:33:59 04/28/08 (1)
  - Make them look like they are from Oprah! - Bruce Kendall 12:35:59 04/28/08 (0)
- Subjectivism run amok! - Enophile 10:41:57 04/28/08 (3)
  - DBT!!!! A DBT - Penguin 17:06:17 04/28/08 (0)
  - Ooooh! Are you thinking - Bruce Kendall 10:49:10 04/28/08 (1)
    - I'm thinking... - ElbowGeek 10:52:16 04/28/08 (0)
- Nice to meet you, Bob. What do you do? - Bruce Kendall 10:35:19 04/28/08 (2)
  - Future Machina Dynamica Sales Reps? nt - Quadzilla 10:45:40 04/28/08 (1)
    - HA! -t - Bruce Kendall 10:47:55 04/28/08 (0)
- RE: "Purported victims...claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink..." - JimK 10:23:12 04/28/08 (1)
  - I can tell you... - ElbowGeek 10:49:40 04/28/08 (0)
- Feminists on safari ..nt - late 10:17:17 04/28/08 (0)
blurgle glub, glub gurgle blurb, glub - Muzikmike 09:32:10 04/28/08 (6)
- What you need is a beaver.... - kootenay 09:57:22 04/28/08 (5)
  - Resolve fading....losing control... - bboroski 10:07:16 04/28/08 (4)
    - I bet you haven't eat a beaver in your life eh?..... - kootenay 10:32:50 04/28/08 (3)
      - You are leading me to a bad place... - bboroski 11:13:51 04/28/08 (2)
        
        Ok...I must confess.... - kootenay 13:14:30 04/28/08 (1)
        
        No worries mate! - bboroski 13:36:53 04/28/08 (0)
A preview of Ribfest? - ElbowGeek 16:58:16 04/27/08 (15)
- According to Ribfest tradition, - Bruce Kendall 10:30:15 04/28/08 (9)
  - I vote for this guy... - ElbowGeek 10:45:46 04/28/08 (0)
  - Not being much a drinker... - JimK 10:35:22 04/28/08 (7)
    - It is also a Ribfest tradition that a fine bourbon be sampled - Bruce Kendall 10:45:52 04/28/08 (6)
      - Assume the UK default value of 1 pint for those glasses, Bruce... - feet's too big 15:43:20 04/28/08 (4)
        
        RE: Assume the UK default value of 1 pint for those glasses, Bruce... - double28 16:31:07 04/28/08 (3)
        
        1 (Imperial) pint = approx. 0.568 litres... - feet's too big 17:49:14 04/28/08 (2)
        
        That'd be the size I seek. - Bruce Kendall 18:27:02 04/28/08 (1)
        
        See Jim. - JimK 05:07:09 04/29/08 (0)
      - RE: "2 glasses" - JimK 12:06:44 04/28/08 (0)
- RE: Is that really like Rib Fest? Sign me up! - kooner 21:16:26 04/27/08 (1)
  - Don't forget your collection of polka records! - ElbowGeek 06:04:41 04/28/08 (0)
- With that music playing no wonder he is nine tenths ….. - three_sox 18:45:25 04/27/08 (2)
  - Oh, and another thing which may be adding to his desire to drink to forget... - ElbowGeek 06:03:17 04/28/08 (0)
  - Aceboy's full hot and fullish... - ElbowGeek 18:47:29 04/27/08 (0)
Why does AA remember my password one time and not another? - Muzikmike 14:21:04 04/27/08 (3)
- It's getting old..........-t - John_the_Scot 07:15:53 04/28/08 (1)
  - :o) nt. - feet's too big 09:11:46 04/28/08 (0)
- RE: A good starting place would be which browser you are using - LousyTourist 16:07:43 04/27/08 (0)
We at Kendall Laboratories are always here to answer - Bruce Kendall 13:40:33 04/27/08 (10)
- I had a similar experience yesterday - bigi 06:15:14 04/28/08 (1)
  - Fell for the old polite waiter trick, eh? - Bruce Kendall 10:26:30 04/28/08 (0)
- That’s nothing compared to sitting on the wrong chair …~t - three_sox 18:27:20 04/27/08 (3)
  - RE: That’s nothing compared to sitting on the wrong chair …~t - double28 05:41:59 04/28/08 (2)
    - That beer must have been BAAAAAAAAD!!!.... :o) nt. - feet's too big 06:00:54 04/28/08 (1)
      - RE: That beer must have been BAAAAAAAAD!!!.... :o) nt. - double28 06:05:33 04/28/08 (0)
- I've got news for you, Bruce - Brian Walsh 16:41:54 04/27/08 (1)
  - Brian, - Bruce Kendall 16:53:24 04/27/08 (0)
- Priceless! We must be of an age .... nt - clifff 15:59:30 04/27/08 (1)
  - So..... - Bruce Kendall 16:20:45 04/27/08 (0)
Too frigging funny - LWR 10:12:26 04/27/08 (0)
Barbecue vs. charcoal broiling (or gas...yuck). - Muzikmike 09:19:55 04/27/08 (29)
- For roasting large birds or large lumps of meat - Charcoal is way the best! - Timbo in Oz 02:05:37 04/29/08 (0)
- RE: Barbecue vs. charcoal broiling (or gas...yuck). - some young guy 20:24:19 04/27/08 (1)
  - RE: smaller scale but - LousyTourist 04:18:42 04/28/08 (0)
- Charcoal vs gas... - mkuller 11:44:49 04/27/08 (9)
  - You're not alone in that opinion; however - Bruce Kendall 13:33:17 04/27/08 (0)
  - That is my experience, also... nt. - feet's too big 13:14:13 04/27/08 (0)
  - I use a loose-form hickory charcoal that gives me a superb taste. - Muzikmike 12:11:45 04/27/08 (6)
    - RE: I use a loose-form hickory charcoal that gives me a superb taste. - double28 14:09:05 04/27/08 (4)
      - For the record, I love BBQ, any Que, and search it out during my travels throughout the US and abroad. - Muzikmike 18:28:16 04/27/08 (1)
        
        RE: For the record, I love BBQ, any Que, and search it out during my travels throughout the US and abroad. - double28 18:47:48 04/27/08 (0)
      - In these more tranquil waters.... - feet's too big 15:53:18 04/27/08 (1)
        
        Barbeque as a noun versus a verb... - double28 18:38:48 04/27/08 (0)
    - Mesquite - rlindsa 12:21:08 04/27/08 (0)
- Yabbut - Bruce Kendall 09:22:18 04/27/08 (15)
  - Definitely, the gas mewthod's loads easier... - Muzikmike 11:08:11 04/27/08 (14)
    - Thanks for reminding me… - kootenay 11:22:24 04/27/08 (12)
      - The problem I see with everyone that has a gas grill around here - Muzikmike 12:05:44 04/27/08 (2)
        
        Well, there is that little benefit - Bruce Kendall 13:32:11 04/27/08 (1)
        
        I used to cook outside regardless of the weather...less so since I - Muzikmike 14:17:02 04/27/08 (0)
      - Those Weber grills are awfully nice. - Bruce Kendall 11:31:43 04/27/08 (8)
        
        My present propane b-b-q grill is.... - kootenay 11:47:44 04/27/08 (7)
        
        "the half side of the cow."?.... Why not roast a whole ox next Christmas?... - feet's too big 15:28:14 04/27/08 (1)
        
        Ahh…I still used the old school method while barbequing this…. - kootenay 16:57:22 04/27/08 (0)
        
        You shouldn't have to buy a new grill. - JimK 12:12:56 04/27/08 (4)
        
        Yuk,yuk he said orifice. - Muzikmike 18:42:32 04/27/08 (0)
        
        I thought about it.... - kootenay 12:17:17 04/27/08 (2)
        
        Ah! "We".... - JimK 12:50:37 04/27/08 (1)
        
        Nice!... - kootenay 15:12:04 04/27/08 (0)
    - At the end of the day it doesn't matter of you are grilling - Bruce Kendall 11:19:59 04/27/08 (0)
Blue cheese lobster dip - late 06:36:29 04/27/08 (4)
- One item that went over very well at the last Central Fest was - Brian Walsh 16:29:27 04/27/08 (0)
- RE: Blue cheese dip - DevillEars 07:57:49 04/27/08 (2)
  - You are giving me ideas - late 08:45:39 04/27/08 (1)
    - Another "application" for blue-cheese is as a steak sauce... - DevillEars 08:50:39 04/27/08 (0)
Right, my next invention will be... - ElbowGeek 05:06:50 04/27/08 (6)
- Reminds me of some audio equipment price/performance (nt) - Mike B. 08:36:48 04/27/08 (0)
- RE: And I was just thinking about people that have more money than brains! nt - 2002ss335 07:22:32 04/27/08 (0)
- A hundred bucks buys a good watch.. Anything over that and what you are buying is jewelry - late 06:09:58 04/27/08 (3)
  - A couple years back a guy posted some pics of mechanical watches - Muzikmike 08:25:37 04/27/08 (1)
    - Something like this? -- Warning ! Watch may not be suitable viewing for minors! - Bambi B 08:25:54 04/28/08 (0)
  - I'm not much for jewelry... but I sure would like to see this up close & personal... - David S. 06:23:27 04/27/08 (0)
Caption time..... - kootenay 20:32:04 04/26/08 (11)
- We keep our looks in our wallets. -t - Bruce Kendall 09:56:23 04/27/08 (0)
- My wife askes, - Muzikmike 08:30:20 04/27/08 (1)
  - And the answer is... - ElbowGeek 10:14:00 04/27/08 (0)
- Guess which one of us is the man. ----nt - sherod 08:11:15 04/27/08 (0)
- And the winner of this years "Battle of the Uglies" is........... - Olde Bulldogge 07:42:24 04/27/08 (0)
- Iggy, Dahling, do you mind if my plastic surgeon uses you for his "Before" mug shots? - cjfrbw 01:53:48 04/27/08 (1)
  - Donatella, what do they see first when you come around the corner, your nipples or your lips? - cjfrbw 10:38:10 04/27/08 (0)
- Euro Trash meets Trailer Park Trash. - cjfrbw 01:44:35 04/27/08 (0)
- Hey, Iggy, I bet you're not blond down there either! nt - cjfrbw 23:03:34 04/26/08 (0)
- iggy and miss piggy take in the new paris hilton flick...nt - musiclistener 21:22:28 04/26/08 (1)
  - You get extra points if you can guess which is which *nt* - ElbowGeek 05:05:12 04/27/08 (0)
Wake up, wake up! - Muzikmike 18:19:25 04/26/08 (6)
- I'm sorry to hear this, Mike. - JimK 11:15:10 04/27/08 (0)
- That's terrible news! - Bruce Kendall 09:21:04 04/27/08 (0)
- That's sad news, Mike... - feet's too big 07:27:40 04/27/08 (0)
- RE: Wake up, wake up! - Neil E. 20:23:56 04/26/08 (0)
- Sorry for the loss of an old friend, Mike... - sherod 18:38:54 04/26/08 (0)
- RE: Wake up, wake up! - double28 18:29:58 04/26/08 (0)
1 or 2? YAY!!!!! - Muzikmike 13:41:28 04/26/08 (0)
J.S. Bach, where are you? - Muzikmike 12:49:30 04/26/08 (0)
Poker Sites - Awe-d-o-file 12:10:27 04/26/08 (1)
- My wife plays poker on-line daily. - Bruce Kendall 12:15:12 04/26/08 (0)
You guys..... - afilado 07:57:55 04/26/08 (9)
- the CALMING babyone is a bit too prescriptive - Timbo in Oz 16:27:14 04/26/08 (3)
  - Then there was this.......... - afilado 08:15:02 04/27/08 (0)
  - It's a European thing I believe... - ElbowGeek 20:12:05 04/26/08 (0)
  - RE: the CALMING babyone is a bit too prescriptive - double28 18:24:42 04/26/08 (0)
- I've been studying up on this subject - Grover 11:27:40 04/26/08 (2)
  - That's it!! - afilado 15:29:20 04/26/08 (1)
    - I'm pleased to see that you found an appropriate solution... - feet's too big 07:16:23 04/27/08 (0)
- Can you give an estimate - Bruce Kendall 10:56:57 04/26/08 (1)
  - Thanks, Bruce. Grover fixed me up. See above. nt. - afilado 15:33:38 04/26/08 (0)
arrgghhhh! Watched Samson and Delilah the other night - rlindsa 07:32:19 04/26/08 (3)
- I think i found it.... - Penguin 11:44:37 04/26/08 (0)
- I've never been able to watch the entire movie.... - JimK 11:17:49 04/26/08 (0)
- Damn you. - Bruce Kendall 10:58:02 04/26/08 (0)
Fun with unintentionally funny logos - ElbowGeek 04:19:13 04/26/08 (0)
Do you realize - Bruce Kendall 18:51:55 04/25/08 (8)
- Nostalgia... - Brian Walsh 12:55:52 04/26/08 (1)
  - You got that right! - Bruce Kendall 13:29:26 04/26/08 (0)
- I always did appreciate an optimist... - DevillEars 07:30:25 04/26/08 (0)
- RE: Do you realize - JimK 19:18:45 04/25/08 (4)
  - RE: Do you realize - Bruce Kendall 20:09:03 04/25/08 (1)
    - I understand. (nt) - JimK 09:16:31 04/26/08 (0)
  - My yesterday was someone else's toorrow and someone else's today, so the good old days are new - Muzikmike 19:37:05 04/25/08 (1)
    - I can tell you this ....... - three_sox 19:53:20 04/26/08 (0)
Butt Dust - LWR 18:45:29 04/25/08 (1)
- RE: Butt Dust-Good one! - Cellist 06:13:13 04/26/08 (0)
I'm lonely. - Muzikmike 15:38:50 04/25/08 (4)
- Can't help you, Mike. - JimK 19:26:16 04/25/08 (1)
  - I'm always up past 11. - Muzikmike 19:28:28 04/25/08 (0)
- Sometimes - it's - kavakidd 18:13:59 04/25/08 (0)
- I'm not lonely, but am a bit irratable! - JoshT 16:19:32 04/25/08 (0)
New coinage - Muzikmike 13:45:50 04/25/08 (6)
- I like it! - JoshT 16:24:28 04/25/08 (0)
- RE: New coinage - kavakidd 14:04:02 04/25/08 (4)
  - I'll be it if you tell me what "have" is. - Muzikmike 15:15:56 04/25/08 (0)
  - Did I tell you that when I was in Kindergarten, I was a “B” student… - kootenay 14:24:52 04/25/08 (2)
    - Reminds me of the kid... - ElbowGeek 14:43:35 04/25/08 (1)
      - Cosby used to say he thought his name was - kavakidd 18:12:05 04/25/08 (0)
To dream the impossible dream. - Bruce Kendall 11:58:43 04/25/08 (18)
- So this is all happening from way back at February 14 ??? .... - three_sox 17:15:43 04/25/08 (0)
- Why would anybody start a magazine called - Penguin 16:24:09 04/25/08 (0)
- I always get my... - mkuller 14:25:33 04/25/08 (2)
  - I've always had good experiences with - Bruce Kendall 14:32:33 04/25/08 (1)
    - I just hate paying all those FTD fees...(nt) - mkuller 10:52:01 04/26/08 (0)
- One thing - PabloP 13:36:31 04/25/08 (3)
  - I'm pretty sure her house is off Oprah Way. - Bruce Kendall 13:40:30 04/25/08 (2)
    - Can we just stand out side and scream politically incorrect terms such as, - Muzikmike 13:48:44 04/25/08 (1)
      - Sure! And then we could go to Neverland and do the same. - Bruce Kendall 14:15:09 04/25/08 (0)
- RE: To dream the impossible dream. - musetap 12:48:28 04/25/08 (2)
  - Good thinking. - Bruce Kendall 12:58:40 04/25/08 (1)
    - RE: Gas - JimK 13:03:45 04/25/08 (0)
- I am reminded of Arlo's Alice's Restaurant Entire Massacree! ... - Quadzilla 12:38:25 04/25/08 (1)
  - RE: I am reminded of Arlo's Alice's Restaurant Entire Massacree! ... - JimK 19:44:29 04/25/08 (0)
- RE: To dream the impossible dream. - double28 12:19:30 04/25/08 (3)
  - Thanks! - Bruce Kendall 12:22:34 04/25/08 (2)
    - I'll give you bail money, and - JoshT 16:27:53 04/25/08 (1)
      - No clothes pin necessary, - Bruce Kendall 10:55:43 04/26/08 (0)
Funnies - Brian Walsh 10:37:11 04/25/08 (9)
- I thought it was the other way around - Neil E. 15:54:42 04/25/08 (0)
- I wonder what else the good dentist does - Batman 13:02:32 04/25/08 (5)
  - It can be modified for humiliation. - cjfrbw 11:18:37 04/26/08 (0)
  - Her mouth does seem to have a,uh, nice shape to it... - sherod 18:31:51 04/25/08 (0)
  - I make a deal with my dentist - Neil E. 15:53:18 04/25/08 (2)
    - What if you have a female dentist? nt - cjfrbw 11:10:00 04/26/08 (1)
      - No problem. They have dentists in jail as well. (nt) - JimK 11:19:16 04/26/08 (0)
- Thanx for the Cop shot - kavakidd 11:42:17 04/25/08 (0)
- I definitely wouldn't vote for that Dicklich fella... - ElbowGeek 10:54:26 04/25/08 (0)
HDF! Since I'm new around these parts, will this server suffice? - JimK 09:13:56 04/25/08 (8)
- I can't stand up - LWR 18:22:55 04/25/08 (0)
- I have many of those bottles....... - three_sox 17:06:12 04/25/08 (0)
- RE: HDF! Since I'm new around these parts, will this server suffice? - double28 11:05:35 04/25/08 (1)
  - From now on, this *is* my office ;-) - ElbowGeek 11:35:29 04/25/08 (0)
- For being new around here, you seem to have figured things - Bruce Kendall 10:56:56 04/25/08 (1)
  - Newbie's luck - Batman 12:53:57 04/25/08 (0)
- Jim, Jim, Jim... - ElbowGeek 10:47:32 04/25/08 (0)
- RE: Ahh, lovely... - Andy Bonnette 09:50:56 04/25/08 (0)
Why men cannot be car models - LWR 08:12:51 04/25/08 (3)
- Our cleavage is in the back. (nt) - Neil E. 16:07:30 04/25/08 (0)
- Strangely hilarious and disturbing at the same time ;-) *nt* - ElbowGeek 10:44:33 04/25/08 (1)
  - Agreed - psgary 16:27:20 04/25/08 (0)