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EG: a couple of websites for you. - free.ranger 21:15:40 04/15/08 (3)
- Creepy! (nt) - Mack 15:07:51 04/16/08 (1)
  - ... and melancholic ... and reverential. - free.ranger 15:46:50 04/16/08 (0)
- Thanks for those... - ElbowGeek 07:56:53 04/16/08 (0)
Andrew Zimmern really knows his food..... - double28 18:44:09 04/15/08 (1)
- That guy is crazy.... - *Michael Z* 04:39:44 04/16/08 (0)
DOCTOR: You have an incurable disease. You'll be dead in a week. - LWR 18:24:06 04/15/08 (4)
- first joke I've ever seen featuring the word "acclimatize" (nt) - mhardy6647 19:02:17 04/15/08 (3)
  - First time - LWR 19:10:15 04/15/08 (2)
    - Did you hear the one about the Italian inchworm who lived in a Menswear store? - Gak! 23:00:23 04/15/08 (1)
      - you're killing me, here! :-) (nt) - mhardy6647 08:18:27 04/16/08 (0)
Yet another reason to wish to be reincarnated as a cat: - ElbowGeek 17:06:42 04/15/08 (2)
- RE: Yet another reason to wish to be reincarnated as a cat: - Grover 18:23:51 04/15/08 (1)
  - I don't think he cares what he's getting as long as he's getting it ;-) - ElbowGeek 18:26:56 04/15/08 (0)
Anyone else here tired of being an adult? - rlindsa 14:28:58 04/15/08 (32)
- I must remember to always be thankful - rlindsa 09:04:31 04/16/08 (0)
- Wait a second... - *Michael Z* 04:41:56 04/16/08 (1)
  - Well as a life-long resident of such an island... - ElbowGeek 08:58:08 04/16/08 (0)
- If you aren't grown up by the time you're 50 then you don't have to. nt - k-k-k-kenny 03:37:35 04/16/08 (1)
  - ROTFLMAO - Timbo in Oz 04:08:21 04/16/08 (0)
- Oh yeah.... - Andy Bonnette 00:55:19 04/16/08 (7)
  - How or where do you ….. - three_sox 03:31:01 04/16/08 (6)
    - That'd be telling ;o)... - Andy Bonnette 03:45:17 04/16/08 (5)
      - On the odd occasion I have been known to ….. - three_sox 04:09:57 04/16/08 (4)
        
        My dear Soxie... - Andy Bonnette 04:55:12 04/16/08 (3)
        
        I really do like to get my hands on…… - three_sox 17:00:49 04/16/08 (2)
        
        The Royal Botanic Gardens... - Andy Bonnette 06:31:30 04/17/08 (1)
        
        Very nice indeed. ……. - three_sox 21:26:59 04/17/08 (0)
- RE: My outlets - Neil E. 23:28:57 04/15/08 (0)
- Funny, I never have really thought of myself as an adult... - mkuller 20:01:31 04/15/08 (0)
- I'm still in short pants mate ....... - three_sox 18:54:13 04/15/08 (0)
- Adult?? I still play with electric trains... - J. S. Bach 17:54:48 04/15/08 (2)
  - RE: Adult?? I still play with electric trains... - double28 18:08:49 04/15/08 (1)
    - R17 from the ex-IRT subdivision of the New York subway and currently located at the Branford Trolley Museum... - J. S. Bach 05:10:43 04/16/08 (0)
- After consulting my lawyer, I have no knowledge of that to which you refer. nt - free.ranger 16:47:09 04/15/08 (0)
- RE: Anyone else here tired of being an adult? - DanS 16:39:54 04/15/08 (1)
  - RE: Anyone else here tired of being an adult? - double28 18:51:45 04/15/08 (0)
- I've been humiliating myself on the golf course - Grover 15:26:35 04/15/08 (0)
- I just call myself... - some young guy 15:18:03 04/15/08 (1)
  - I didn't even need to open the post. LOL! -t - Bruce Kendall 15:19:29 04/15/08 (0)
- I am the least qualified person I know to answer questions on adulthood, - Bruce Kendall 15:13:04 04/15/08 (5)
  - RE: I am the least qualified person I know to answer questions on adulthood, - LousyTourist 04:22:45 04/16/08 (0)
  - bruce, i've had to chase you down here... - luigi22 18:22:58 04/15/08 (3)
    - My email acces has been changed. - Bruce Kendall 18:51:51 04/15/08 (2)
      - no one's getting roto-rooted...just yet;) - luigi22 19:41:30 04/15/08 (1)
        
        Okay, relax. - Bruce Kendall 07:28:13 04/16/08 (0)
- Adult? Damn it! Did I walk into the wrong place again?? :-) - JoshT 14:55:54 04/15/08 (0)
Inmate Central AQOTD - JoshT 12:47:46 04/15/08 (8)
- given my disability my wife would be my remote, which is a role I try to minimize, not maximize). - Muzikmike 13:13:32 04/15/08 (4)
  - Yes - JoshT 13:47:14 04/15/08 (3)
    - Thanks Bruce and Mike - JoshT 14:57:36 04/15/08 (0)
    - I have found most everyone has some sort of disability. - Bruce Kendall 14:03:39 04/15/08 (0)
    - Good decidion about the Klyne...I've heard (read?) good things - Muzikmike 14:00:37 04/15/08 (0)
- Josh, my man.... - *Michael Z* 13:06:23 04/15/08 (2)
  - Another vote for what Michael just said. - Grover 13:21:20 04/15/08 (1)
    - Thank you gentlemen - JoshT 13:53:16 04/15/08 (0)
Tatoos for Geeks..... - PeterS 09:58:55 04/15/08 (11)
- It has been my intention... - some young guy 13:25:54 04/15/08 (0)
- I adhere to few of the tenets of my religion, but one thing I regret - Muzikmike 11:09:09 04/15/08 (8)
  - Well, truth be known there is only one reason - Bruce Kendall 11:40:08 04/15/08 (7)
    - Well, now I know where those flyspecks come from... - Gak! 12:08:34 04/15/08 (6)
      - In the event you consumed what he may have consumed then by concsuming that you may - Muzikmike 13:02:07 04/15/08 (5)
        
        To heck with whatever Bruce had for breakfast... I need whatever you had for lunch! * - Gak! 13:14:23 04/15/08 (0)
        
        (Don't tell anyone I said so) - Bruce Kendall 13:08:32 04/15/08 (3)
        
        No, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. )MT( - J. S. Bach 17:45:56 04/15/08 (0)
        
        RE: (Don't tell anyone I said so) - double28 13:22:54 04/15/08 (1)
        
        Thanks! - Bruce Kendall 13:24:54 04/15/08 (0)
- Gosh, I don't feel so weird anymore. - Bruce Kendall 10:56:58 04/15/08 (0)
Just a few more shirts available for free! - Muzikmike 09:12:22 04/15/08 (6)
- Oh, oh - driver 18:16:21 04/15/08 (0)
- Black - *Michael Z* 13:07:08 04/15/08 (2)
  - $35 if you're coming, 20 (???) if you're just getting a shirt. - Muzikmike 13:15:40 04/15/08 (1)
    - It would just be the tee... Do you have paypal? - *Michael Z* 13:32:44 04/15/08 (0)
- Burgundy. )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:50:17 04/15/08 (1)
  - That should be Burgundy XL. )MT( - J. S. Bach 05:43:18 04/16/08 (0)
For Brucey.... I know your feeling sad... - *Michael Z* 08:47:50 04/15/08 (7)
- My awesome...or the puppy's? - mkuller 12:00:14 04/15/08 (0)
- Hey, nothing warms the heart like a puppy picture. - Bruce Kendall 10:22:55 04/15/08 (1)
  - That means we will call you....um.... - *Michael Z* 11:07:28 04/15/08 (0)
- "Your Awesome" It's OK, I'm surprised the puppy spelled "awesome" correctly! - Enophile 10:16:50 04/15/08 (2)
  - Why should that puppy spell you're correctly when 3/4 of the folks at AA - Muzikmike 13:22:48 04/15/08 (1)
    - Now, now, this is the age of texting, remember? - Bruce Kendall 13:28:11 04/15/08 (0)
- Very cute - Grover 10:04:48 04/15/08 (0)
I knew this day was coming, - G Squared 07:03:36 04/15/08 (7)
- Me too - ElbowGeek 11:52:42 04/15/08 (0)
- RE: Tax Day? - Neil E. 10:38:58 04/15/08 (0)
- Cheap, satisfying, but what if you're in a foreign land??? - PeterS 10:02:27 04/15/08 (1)
  - "Greek Mee-a beer-a paraka-loh!" Greek, but we always asked for a Fix... - J. S. Bach 17:37:50 04/15/08 (0)
- RE: I knew this day was coming, - Awe-d-o-file 08:47:49 04/15/08 (0)
- RE: I knew this day was coming, - Jim in Blacksburg 08:06:31 04/15/08 (0)
- That is amazing... - *Michael Z* 07:52:22 04/15/08 (0)
Caption time ... - Quadzilla 05:56:30 04/15/08 (6)
- I don't know how I can play with the new "No Swinging Vines" prohibition.nt - cjfrbw 16:58:22 04/15/08 (0)
- That's the last time I'll get high before a game - Olde Bulldogge 12:17:29 04/15/08 (0)
- RE: RE: I ain't playin' til I get one o' dem Spice Girls of me own. (-nt) - Neil E. 10:36:12 04/15/08 (0)
- "Did I get it all this time?" -t - *Michael Z* 07:51:17 04/15/08 (0)
- World Cup officials discover widespread steroid abuse * - Prisoners 06:29:06 04/15/08 (0)
- go ahead... send another kid in to get this ball (nt) - mhardy6647 06:02:21 04/15/08 (0)
Question for wine people. - free.ranger 18:28:01 04/14/08 (11)
- use 'em to cook (nt) - mhardy6647 06:01:13 04/15/08 (3)
  - RE: use 'em to cook (nt) - kavakidd 07:21:36 04/15/08 (2)
    - Oh my God, truer words were never spoken. - Muzikmike 09:06:47 04/15/08 (1)
      - "If you just can't finish a good bottle of wine..."... - feet's too big 09:58:03 04/15/08 (0)
- If you do mix them do it under a hood and behind a screen. - Enophile 20:02:53 04/14/08 (6)
  - Hey, its not too bad. - free.ranger 22:06:21 04/14/08 (4)
    - "After three glassfuls it doesn't matter."... - feet's too big 02:26:50 04/15/08 (3)
      - RE: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder - double28 07:21:18 04/15/08 (1)
        
        "What is the least painful way to consume this wicked brew..:o)"... - feet's too big 08:19:36 04/15/08 (0)
      - "Vindicated". - free.ranger 07:19:23 04/15/08 (0)
  - We used to pour... - mkuller 20:10:40 04/14/08 (0)
Is this what Ribfest '08 will be like? - rlindsa 15:46:49 04/14/08 (1)
- Ribfest! It's going to be mahvalus! - Muzikmike 16:21:48 04/14/08 (0)
Monday funnies - Brian Walsh 10:42:34 04/14/08 (3)
- RE: Monday funnies - Mack 14:48:28 04/14/08 (0)
- That reminds me of a guy I called Ned- - www.records 13:20:02 04/14/08 (0)
- Those were good! - Bruce Kendall 13:16:44 04/14/08 (0)
Is that a lizard in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? - bboroski 10:36:18 04/14/08 (1)
- But he wasn't guilty of smuggling iguanas. - Bruce Kendall 10:47:21 04/14/08 (0)
Er...Caption not needed - LWR 06:46:57 04/14/08 (5)
- Press release on this!~ - LWR 18:29:25 04/14/08 (0)
- Remove the rubber band and I'll be forever in your debt! -t - Bruce Kendall 11:15:56 04/14/08 (0)
- Isn't the statue a chick? - Enophile 09:03:27 04/14/08 (0)
- WHOOOOOO That rush of blood makes me lightheaded... -t - *Michael Z* 08:12:57 04/14/08 (0)
- "All the better to ____ you with my dear." - G Squared 07:30:31 04/14/08 (0)
Just in time for the merger, NW begins to "downsize" in an effort to become more efficient... - Neil49 05:55:00 04/14/08 (1)
- Will that merger have any impact on you? -t - Bruce Kendall 10:49:10 04/14/08 (0)
I am sad today. -t - Bruce Kendall 19:02:04 04/13/08 (10)
- Yeah, me too....... - Batman 11:08:08 04/14/08 (1)
  - Cheer up! - bboroski 12:45:16 04/14/08 (0)
- Aw heck, now I am too - Grover 07:49:16 04/14/08 (1)
  - RE: resiliency in humans - "Rubber Band Man" - mhardy6647 09:20:44 04/14/08 (0)
- Me too.... -t - bboroski 06:58:20 04/14/08 (0)
- RE: just as well - LousyTourist 04:17:27 04/14/08 (0)
- Well lad... - musetap 21:22:41 04/13/08 (0)
- Maybe this'll cheer you up: - ElbowGeek 20:42:24 04/13/08 (0)
- From an engineer's tiny mind: - free.ranger 20:33:19 04/13/08 (0)
- Not as sad as I - PabloP 20:18:36 04/13/08 (0)
Army unveils new super-accurate artillery, hits cat from three miles away, ... - Neil49 14:59:32 04/13/08 (5)
- I am very sure that it was a matter of national security. - Quadzilla 03:42:10 04/14/08 (0)
- \\\The Army knows it was lucky - that it dodged a bullet///..... - three_sox 17:29:56 04/13/08 (2)
  - Bearing in mind.... - feet's too big 23:49:11 04/13/08 (1)
    - I suppose I can always …… - three_sox 02:43:25 04/14/08 (0)
- As this is not the Water Cooler forum, I shall refrain from comment... - feet's too big 15:25:05 04/13/08 (0)
I'm hungry and this site didn't help one damned bit - Muzikmike 13:02:28 04/13/08 (3)
- If it helps, I found this included on your site. - free.ranger 18:53:59 04/13/08 (0)
- Would it help if I mentioned that… - kootenay 13:13:00 04/13/08 (1)
  - I hired some thugs to come and kick your ass for that. - Muzikmike 15:31:57 04/13/08 (0)
It is a slow day today… - kootenay 11:05:27 04/13/08 (1)
- Another 2 of my "5 centers" on Friday morning - Muzikmike 11:39:48 04/13/08 (0)
A heart warming story to start the week... - ElbowGeek 05:10:51 04/13/08 (2)
- We were at a loss as what to do as we had no extra money whatsoever - Muzikmike 09:09:12 04/13/08 (1)
  - That's what got me... - ElbowGeek 10:58:48 04/13/08 (0)
More NASA pix for you space geeks - LWR 18:51:56 04/12/08 (0)
'owyerz orl going then, eh? - Timbo in Oz 18:38:14 04/12/08 (7)
- All well here ...... - three_sox 20:54:23 04/12/08 (5)
  - Tragedy? - kavakidd 22:33:31 04/12/08 (4)
    - Last Tuesday morning our esteemed ……. - three_sox 23:39:35 04/12/08 (3)
      - That's absolutely - kavakidd 12:01:58 04/13/08 (0)
      - That is terrible. Sorry to hear that. -t - Bruce Kendall 10:43:34 04/13/08 (0)
      - As you suggest... - feet's too big 04:37:59 04/13/08 (0)
- it's a bit later and grey but here ya go! - Timbo in Oz 19:16:30 04/12/08 (0)
A song for late on a Saturday night... - DevillEars 15:11:21 04/12/08 (1)
- A better quality clip... - DevillEars 04:03:55 04/13/08 (0)
This post features a humungous pussy - LWR 14:58:57 04/12/08 (2)
- It also features a big ……. - three_sox 17:04:47 04/12/08 (0)
- Erm, didn't they notice that their two children have been missing for a week? - ElbowGeek 16:08:25 04/12/08 (0)
Cowboy Chili - ElbowGeek 14:58:06 04/12/08 (0)
Thank heavens - LWR 14:54:44 04/12/08 (0)
Weekend funnies - Brian Walsh 13:49:17 04/12/08 (5)
- That's it, I'm gettin' me a nice Jewish girl... - ElbowGeek 14:57:04 04/12/08 (4)
  - for such a small country.. - Prisoners 17:03:07 04/12/08 (1)
    - I'd definitely choose some of those people... - ElbowGeek 17:06:22 04/12/08 (0)
  - I married a goyim...I didn't want to provide and endless supply of bullets - Muzikmike 15:37:16 04/12/08 (1)
    - Hey, I'm cool as long as... - ElbowGeek 15:41:45 04/12/08 (0)
Yes Indeedy-Caption Time Again - LWR 11:27:52 04/12/08 (6)
- Those air sacks seem to be a quite defleated - Penguin 08:11:39 04/13/08 (0)
- And one in me arse for the low notes. -nt - Neil E. 15:56:22 04/12/08 (0)
- The "Booger Bazooka Ballet" followed by the "Arm Pit Polka". - cjfrbw 15:15:23 04/12/08 (0)
- I'll never sleep at my brother's house again...damned brats and their - Muzikmike 12:34:54 04/12/08 (0)
- Got coke? - Olde Bulldogge 12:17:55 04/12/08 (0)
- Lordy, she's playing the flute part to Stairway to Heaven with one nostril and the solo with the other ... - ElbowGeek 11:38:07 04/12/08 (0)
When the Moon Comes over the Mountain - Muzikmike 10:27:47 04/12/08 (3)
- I am afraid to ask, or even guess. Although the subject line is suspicious. )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:31:10 04/12/08 (2)
  - I coulda sworn you told me to look for Kate Smith LPs. - Muzikmike 15:28:13 04/12/08 (1)
    - You are correct, Sir; I had forgotten. Thank you for your efforts. )MT( - J. S. Bach 04:44:00 04/13/08 (0)
The Maid asked for a raise..... - LWR 09:19:09 04/12/08 (0)
Yuri's Planet - LWR 06:54:57 04/12/08 (3)
- It became my desktop a couple hours ago. - Poindexter 11:18:55 04/12/08 (2)
  - Amazing place - LWR 11:20:27 04/12/08 (1)
    - Excellent. Didn't know about that site. I'm about to lose a few hours there.... - Zero 14:46:11 04/12/08 (0)
This damn'ed pollen!! - bboroski 06:40:32 04/12/08 (16)
- Good, cheap, safe relief... - Enophile 14:00:52 04/12/08 (1)
  - I use one of those too.. - bboroski 17:12:39 04/12/08 (0)
- Uh-huh. - Bruce Kendall 10:24:24 04/12/08 (2)
  - And don't you love the heat? - PabloP 12:22:08 04/12/08 (1)
    - Nah, it itches - Bruce Kendall 12:55:40 04/12/08 (0)
- RE: This damn'ed pollen!! - Mack 09:40:54 04/12/08 (0)
- RE: This damn'ed pollen!! - double28 08:15:44 04/12/08 (2)
  - RE: This damn'ed pollen!! - bboroski 17:05:06 04/12/08 (1)
    - RE: This damn'ed pollen!! - double28 19:02:05 04/12/08 (0)
- Just a quick word about global warming...even if it ISN'T caused by us - Muzikmike 07:43:48 04/12/08 (0)
- Wow. It's a Claritin bonanza. - free.ranger 07:25:02 04/12/08 (5)
  - RE: Wow. It's a Claritin bonanza. - Mack 09:45:08 04/12/08 (4)
    - No, not a kayakker. - free.ranger 10:46:17 04/12/08 (3)
      - What river are you doing? - Neil E. 18:47:28 04/13/08 (2)
        
        The Green from Vernal to Green River UT. nt - free.ranger 20:18:40 04/13/08 (1)
        
        That a good fur piece to go - Neil E. 21:00:39 04/13/08 (0)
Spacemen - Craiger56 18:43:58 04/11/08 (10)
- Those are great. 9th one looks like Timbo's double-wide. nt - free.ranger 07:08:44 04/12/08 (0)
- What's the land mass in pic 2? * - J.Mac 00:04:39 04/12/08 (4)
  - RE: What's the land mass in pic 2? * - kiwimike 10:14:55 04/12/08 (1)
    - RE: What's the land mass in pic 2? * - J.Mac 20:38:04 04/12/08 (0)
  - The hell with the lnd mass...which looks like eastern US...but far too large - Muzikmike 06:43:25 04/12/08 (0)
  - RE: earth -nt- - LousyTourist 06:25:10 04/12/08 (0)
- Way too cool - Penguin 19:10:35 04/11/08 (3)
  - RE: Way too cool - Craiger56 19:30:48 04/11/08 (2)
    - It used to be Hasselblad. - free.ranger 07:21:30 04/12/08 (0)
    - Er, um, not quite "all" of us can lay claim .... :o) - three_sox 20:13:55 04/11/08 (0)
Anyone a tonkatsu sauce fan? - Muzikmike 17:53:48 04/11/08 (4)
- RE: It's very, very similar to A-1 sauce ...... - hitsware 10:04:28 04/12/08 (0)
- I had Tonka toys as a kid, does that count? )MT( - J. S. Bach 19:48:06 04/11/08 (0)
- a picture of what???? - Penguin 19:14:49 04/11/08 (0)
- You’re welcome to the sauce ..... - three_sox 18:19:53 04/11/08 (0)
Dancing lizards. - Bruce Kendall 17:29:20 04/11/08 (5)
- One does wonder what little gem is flowing through the grey matter when you utter …. - three_sox 18:00:42 04/11/08 (4)
  - My apologies. - Bruce Kendall 18:49:32 04/11/08 (3)
    - Oh, I am used to codes …. - three_sox 18:58:17 04/11/08 (2)
      - So you say "yes" in the right places? - Bruce Kendall 19:01:06 04/11/08 (1)
        
        YES ....~t - three_sox 19:04:55 04/11/08 (0)
Must not miss place in Ireland - Penguin 16:57:50 04/11/08 (8)
- Ok OK let me use some re phraseology.... - Penguin 19:20:29 04/11/08 (2)
  - Jeez, sit down in one place for awhile! - Muzikmike 19:53:27 04/11/08 (1)
    - OK...I need to make it back by then.... - Penguin 05:00:57 04/12/08 (0)
- Sounds like you lost your car-keys ..~t - three_sox 17:49:21 04/11/08 (0)
- He didn't out -crypt you at all. - Bruce Kendall 17:30:42 04/11/08 (0)
- My God, he's out-crypted ME! - Muzikmike 17:20:12 04/11/08 (2)
  - that sounds like... - Penguin 19:05:02 04/11/08 (0)
  - Ah, screw it. So I replied in the wrong place. Soo me. -t - Bruce Kendall 17:31:17 04/11/08 (0)
Exclusive: Picture of Mikee at age 16... - ElbowGeek 16:48:51 04/11/08 (2)
- Yes, that was me, - Muzikmike 17:21:36 04/11/08 (1)
  - So just after this shot was taken the girl felt a tap on her shoulder... - ElbowGeek 17:51:37 04/11/08 (0)
Warning: Bringing this dog along with you on a date could be disastrous! - ElbowGeek 13:55:13 04/11/08 (5)
- I've had dates that did the second - Muzikmike 13:59:32 04/11/08 (4)
  - This where phone sex has the advantage. - free.ranger 15:32:43 04/11/08 (0)
  - No matter how gently it was done.... - PeterS 14:21:36 04/11/08 (2)
    - Dog? Dog? - Muzikmike 14:58:57 04/11/08 (1)
      - Sure she wasn't saying "dawg"? - ElbowGeek 15:08:45 04/11/08 (0)
So Free Ranger what IS a double wide!? - Timbo in Oz 13:54:27 04/11/08 (14)
- So, he just cant'vebeen'avin'ago at me, then, eh, Gary!?? Y'reckon!? ;-)! - Timbo in Oz 19:39:38 04/11/08 (0)
- Ere ya go matey - kavakidd 18:47:54 04/11/08 (0)
- Oh, sorry. I was in the privvy when you called. Those damn chiles again ... - free.ranger 14:47:09 04/11/08 (5)
  - "Just don't put your name on them."... Whatever could be wrong with "Pismire Hollow"?..... :o) nt. - feet's too big 15:13:43 04/11/08 (1)
    - Grafitti is always fashionable, but sign it with your rapper name. nt - free.ranger 15:34:41 04/11/08 (0)
  - I learned that when I lived in a van down by the river *nt* - ElbowGeek 15:02:35 04/11/08 (2)
    - River? What river? Ain't no rivers in Bermuda. - free.ranger 15:12:40 04/11/08 (1)
      - OK smartypants... - ElbowGeek 15:17:46 04/11/08 (0)
- In the U.S. of A there once was an inexpensive form of housing . . . - psgary 14:44:57 04/11/08 (1)
  - yes, I KNOWWWWW and see above - Timbo in Oz 20:52:21 04/11/08 (0)
- Sometimes termed, dubwad. - Muzikmike 14:03:27 04/11/08 (2)
  - My version of a dubwad.... - subcoolman 17:12:14 04/11/08 (0)
  - Hey, there! Show some respect for Centralians who are trailer trash - psgary 14:17:53 04/11/08 (0)
- May I refer you to the subject of my "I'm in love" thread just below... - ElbowGeek 13:59:53 04/11/08 (0)
The return of - Brian Walsh 12:05:45 04/11/08 (13)
- NOW! - Muzikmike 13:54:31 04/11/08 (11)
  - Well you and I... - ElbowGeek 13:58:03 04/11/08 (10)
    - We must have the same taste - Muzikmike 14:00:59 04/11/08 (9)
      - Actually at this point... - ElbowGeek 14:53:23 04/11/08 (8)
        
        I know you like to keep your options open but can you please at the very least specify a …… - three_sox 18:25:55 04/11/08 (7)
        
        I'm not saying anything to protect the innocent... - ElbowGeek 18:32:24 04/11/08 (6)
        
        So you are saying you are attracted to a …… - three_sox 18:41:06 04/11/08 (5)
        
        All I know is that my last girlfriend was partial to woolly sweaters... - ElbowGeek 18:44:46 04/11/08 (4)
        
        It is always a bit disappointing when you sink your teeth in and find ….. - three_sox 18:54:44 04/11/08 (3)
        
        I find if one marinates ones-self long enough it really doesn't matter whether it's mutton or lamb ;-) - ElbowGeek 19:00:36 04/11/08 (2)
        
        Except, my dear fellow, one if far more easy to digest the morning after. :o) ~t - three_sox 19:07:23 04/11/08 (1)
        
        Good point... - ElbowGeek 19:10:18 04/11/08 (0)
- I'm already carving up the fatted calf for ya! - ElbowGeek 13:52:23 04/11/08 (0)
I Thinketh Olde Ageth Doth Creepeth Upon Me - Gak! 10:30:36 04/11/08 (9)
- your problem is clear: - REL54 11:59:59 04/11/08 (1)
  - Thanks! I'll get started right away on some glazed donuts * - Gak! 12:54:04 04/11/08 (0)
- That healthy stuff can wipe you out too! - Bruce Kendall 10:59:20 04/11/08 (6)
  - For those with "sensitive" digestions... - feet's too big 11:45:12 04/11/08 (5)
    - That's a very good point right there... - ElbowGeek 13:39:24 04/11/08 (4)
      - Your suggestion might provide a new interpretation... - feet's too big 14:01:55 04/11/08 (3)
        
        Indeed, and your 0-60 times would dramatically improve ;-) - ElbowGeek 14:55:04 04/11/08 (2)
        
        As would your "Brownie points", for additional "re-cycling"... :o) nt. - feet's too big 14:58:56 04/11/08 (1)
        
        Hmm, I think we should probably stop the conversation right about here... - ElbowGeek 15:05:08 04/11/08 (0)
HDF, Everyone! E-Bar's Open! - Gak! 10:14:25 04/11/08 (6)
- I can see why one might spend - Bruce Kendall 10:47:51 04/11/08 (5)
  - So you've drunk at "The Pear Tree" pub in Nottingham, then?.... nt. - feet's too big 11:49:28 04/11/08 (4)
    - Well if I remembered I couldn't have been there, right? - Bruce Kendall 12:00:42 04/11/08 (3)
      - I can't answer for any reaction you might have had, but I have one or two pleasant recollections... :o) nt. - feet's too big 15:06:13 04/11/08 (0)
      - Kinda what they say about the 60s ;-) - ElbowGeek 13:31:44 04/11/08 (1)
        
        RE: Kinda what they say about the 60s ;-) - feet's too big 14:21:45 04/11/08 (0)
Awkward signs - ElbowGeek 07:09:53 04/11/08 (4)
- "Touching wire causes instant death, $200 fine" - subcoolman 09:49:28 04/11/08 (1)
  - I imagine they just root through your pockets once they've disconnected you from the mains *nt* - ElbowGeek 09:54:01 04/11/08 (0)
- HAPPY DAMN FRIDAY! - Bruce Kendall 09:29:41 04/11/08 (1)
  - A great time-waster, eh? - ElbowGeek 09:33:20 04/11/08 (0)
I'm in love... - ElbowGeek 18:25:45 04/10/08 (18)
- I hope you aren't trying to pass that off - Bruce Kendall 08:54:30 04/11/08 (3)
  - Hey, don't be so quick to dismiss... - ElbowGeek 08:58:09 04/11/08 (2)
    - There went my morning buzz. ;~) - Bruce Kendall 09:01:33 04/11/08 (1)
      - Personally I love the goofy expression of the bol-ed behind her in the Mafia shades... nt - ElbowGeek 09:04:48 04/11/08 (0)
- That looks suspiciously similar to this.... - subcoolman 05:26:28 04/11/08 (2)
  - The question is...... - Bruce Kendall 09:27:43 04/11/08 (0)
  - By jove you're right! - ElbowGeek 05:43:01 04/11/08 (0)
- " I can't put my finger on it..." - musetap 22:23:46 04/10/08 (0)
- see piccies and stuff, below - Timbo in Oz 19:15:30 04/10/08 (1)
  - Saw your house pics... - ElbowGeek 19:20:47 04/10/08 (0)
- I have two questions ..... - three_sox 19:11:37 04/10/08 (3)
  - RE: I have two questions ..... - sherod 20:57:22 04/10/08 (0)
  - RE: I have two questions ..... - Neil E. 19:40:33 04/10/08 (0)
  - I have two answers - ElbowGeek 19:17:21 04/10/08 (0)
- So, just guessing ... that's you in the shades, about to make your play? - free.ranger 19:02:16 04/10/08 (1)
  - If I do make a play, I should be institutionalized... *nt* - ElbowGeek 19:05:51 04/10/08 (0)
- Gorgeous specimen - Muzikmike 18:45:04 04/10/08 (1)
  - She is the purest example of Eurotrash I've ever seen... - ElbowGeek 18:48:15 04/10/08 (0)
First Kiss - LWR 18:04:23 04/10/08 (2)
- Awwww - ElbowGeek 18:22:00 04/10/08 (0)
- Stop French-kissing. Your tongue's too rough. ---nt - sherod 18:09:38 04/10/08 (0)
Ha! Finally caught him! - ElbowGeek 17:55:15 04/10/08 (3)
- Yow! - free.ranger 17:58:10 04/10/08 (2)
  - Or rather what's *left* of him ;-) - ElbowGeek 18:01:14 04/10/08 (1)
    - Now that's a killer pussy! - Olde Bulldogge 05:45:04 04/11/08 (0)
piccies of our place? taken yesterday! - Timbo in Oz 17:49:09 04/10/08 (24)
- You've got - kavakidd 13:30:25 04/11/08 (0)
- I don't see any antennas.... - Awe-d-o-file 09:49:31 04/11/08 (1)
  - go to the 2nd if the car pics and you can see the home made big mast's bottom end and the bottoms bits of a - Timbo in Oz 13:43:37 04/11/08 (0)
- Kudos to you on the grey-water recycling. - Todd A. 06:14:50 04/11/08 (0)
- That sugar maple looks good enough to eat…. - kootenay 05:56:07 04/11/08 (0)
- Look at that big snake in the yard, I knew Oz was dangerous! nt - cjfrbw 22:40:42 04/10/08 (0)
- LBNL the car! - Timbo in Oz 18:52:33 04/10/08 (2)
  - RE: PS car again, so Sherod can see the bottom of 'THE MAST!' - Timbo in Oz 18:59:35 04/10/08 (1)
    - Thanks, Timbo. The antenna looks impressive.--nt - sherod 20:55:09 04/10/08 (0)
- You want from da frunt!? Hokay!? - Timbo in Oz 18:27:30 04/10/08 (6)
  - That almost looks like it could be in the older part of Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Nice place. )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:41:10 04/10/08 (1)
    - excepting that it is semi arid and the trees are big because the weatherly side of MT Taylor (our side) - Timbo in Oz 19:33:13 04/10/08 (0)
  - the successful Birch! - Timbo in Oz 18:34:16 04/10/08 (3)
    - The ROUNDTUIT mulch-pile and GGGIII demon bird hunter! - Timbo in Oz 18:40:47 04/10/08 (2)
      - * was for Dennis and Bill, goon-show line by Henry! Wattle birds? - Timbo in Oz 18:45:38 04/10/08 (1)
        
        Just the piccie? - Timbo in Oz 19:11:29 04/10/08 (0)
- Looks like a very cozy place to live... - sherod 18:06:40 04/10/08 (1)
  - It is a Hills Hoist, and see above under 'the car' no2! - Timbo in Oz 18:53:44 04/10/08 (0)
- I thought you lived in a double-wide. - free.ranger 18:00:37 04/10/08 (2)
  - a 'double-wide'? Looks like? - Timbo in Oz 18:28:45 04/10/08 (0)
  - A double-wide? I thought he lived in a van...down by the river.--nt - sherod 18:12:10 04/10/08 (0)
- Great to see inmates' digs... - ElbowGeek 17:59:09 04/10/08 (0)
- RE: piccies of our place? taken yesterday! - Timbo in Oz 17:58:11 04/10/08 (1)
  - RE: Nuther piccie of our place, taken yesterday! - Timbo in Oz 18:10:02 04/10/08 (0)
A stupid question, but those who HAVE read it know why I ask when I say - Muzikmike 17:01:22 04/10/08 (2)
- Me? Nope, sorry. No time. - subcoolman 17:55:19 04/10/08 (1)
  - Just don't waste a weekend reading a biography of the Prince of Wales/Edward VIII/Duke of York like I did... - J. S. Bach 18:38:41 04/10/08 (0)
A great presentation of marine life. - free.ranger 14:37:59 04/10/08 (4)
- RE: A great presentation of marine life. - Cellist 08:46:34 04/11/08 (0)
- Wowza! Thank you for that post! - David S. 06:34:04 04/11/08 (0)
- Humbling. - subcoolman 18:07:28 04/10/08 (0)
- Geez man... - ElbowGeek 17:47:21 04/10/08 (0)
Today's batch - Brian Walsh 10:20:33 04/10/08 (4)
- Thanks, Brian! * - Gak! 12:50:07 04/10/08 (0)
- Ahhh!!! Brian-isms once more!!! The age-old question is answered.... - DevillEars 12:03:54 04/10/08 (0)
- Dangit, Brian! - subcoolman 11:36:12 04/10/08 (0)
- The funnies return, this time with a vengeance! - Bruce Kendall 11:33:39 04/10/08 (0)
Caption Time!! - DevillEars 08:38:04 04/10/08 (8)
- Someone better hose MUSIKMIKE down right away! - Timbo in Oz 19:19:03 04/10/08 (0)
- Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round *nt* - ElbowGeek 17:48:30 04/10/08 (0)
- See Jim, they lied. They didn't rip your - Muzikmike 12:05:50 04/10/08 (0)
- I see no evidence of abnormal testosterone levels in these riders. - Neil E. 10:25:17 04/10/08 (0)
- The vibrator bicycle seats were a big hit, but they only had one place to hold the quarters. nt - cjfrbw 10:13:53 04/10/08 (0)
- LADIES, START YOUR ENGINES...oh, you already did. nt - geoff 09:43:07 04/10/08 (0)
- Bike seat #1: "I thought we were having grilled cheese for lunch." Bike Seat #2 : " Nope, tuna fish again." - Awe-d-o-file 09:30:44 04/10/08 (0)
- The invisible men of Central at play (nt) - Craiger56 08:59:10 04/10/08 (0)
I have this recurring dream - LousyTourist 06:21:38 04/10/08 (2)
- RE: nuts - LousyTourist 10:19:35 04/11/08 (0)
- Your image got lost. - Bruce Kendall 10:30:23 04/10/08 (0)
Caption time..... - kootenay 21:19:19 04/09/08 (8)
- We had to separate, John. I could take the snoring, but the gas? nt - cjfrbw 10:19:00 04/10/08 (1)
  - Very good! -t - Bruce Kendall 12:27:35 04/10/08 (0)
- All dressed up and no place to go. - Grover 09:04:51 04/10/08 (0)
- I wish my hose was longer or we were closer * - Mike B. 07:50:44 04/10/08 (0)
- "Hey you, let's go set the world on fire". "Sure, that'd be a gas". - grantv 06:50:21 04/10/08 (0)
- Don't know if I have a long enough hose. nt - geoff 06:47:12 04/10/08 (0)
- RE: Caption time..... - Jim in Blacksburg 22:19:50 04/09/08 (0)
- Excuse me miss, are you Ethyl? - Neil E. 21:36:23 04/09/08 (0)
I think I may be hooked on a new drug...and I avoided it like the plague for years... - Muzikmike 20:03:19 04/09/08 (17)
- But Mike.... Does your comment mean... - feet's too big 13:09:10 04/10/08 (5)
  - I've posted about ten times in 3 days - Muzikmike 16:55:44 04/10/08 (0)
  - RE: "...sour-natured snipers" - subcoolman 14:06:43 04/10/08 (3)
    - Thank you for posting that, I had it saved and lost it. )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:49:59 04/10/08 (0)
    - Terrific - psgary 17:26:12 04/10/08 (0)
    - "If only", Jim.... :o) nt. - feet's too big 14:40:33 04/10/08 (0)
- Yeah, CC can be pretty seductive, at first... - Gak! 09:06:02 04/10/08 (10)
  - My experience almost exactly - psgary 17:28:02 04/10/08 (0)
  - That's what I was going to say. - Bruce Kendall 10:25:58 04/10/08 (6)
    - "Predicting gravity" - JoshT 12:35:10 04/10/08 (4)
      - Got Vinyl? - subcoolman 12:39:18 04/10/08 (3)
        
        RE: LOL , NO! I got 409 - kooner 13:06:31 04/11/08 (1)
        
        Hey! That's my line! (nt) - subcoolman 13:35:48 04/11/08 (0)
        
        Yes, indeed, and in fact . . . - JoshT 13:12:48 04/10/08 (0)
    - Musicmike would be.... - Gak! 12:28:54 04/10/08 (0)
  - That's why I avoided it, I steer clear of useless conflict. - Muzikmike 10:20:44 04/10/08 (1)
    - Without violating the Inmate Central charter too egregiously... - Gak! 12:45:55 04/10/08 (0)
HELP!! how compress bit-size of photos, for posting here, for emailing to youse guys direkit, n' stuff I have - Timbo in Oz 18:33:56 04/09/08 (7)
- Microsoft Office Picture Manager is simplest and... - DevillEars 22:55:26 04/09/08 (0)
- Tim attached are the HTML codes for multiple image postings.... - kootenay 21:06:04 04/09/08 (3)
  - Another easy way that doesn't require HTML codes... - DevillEars 23:31:31 04/09/08 (1)
    - Yup. - subcoolman 05:25:56 04/10/08 (0)
  - Thankyou! - Timbo in Oz 21:24:01 04/09/08 (0)
- RE: HELP!! how compress bit-size of photos, for posting here, for emailing to youse guys direkit, n' stuff I have - bboroski 19:03:49 04/09/08 (1)
  - RE: HELP!! how compress bit-size of photos, for posting here, for emailing to youse guys direkit, n' stuff I h - Jim in Blacksburg 22:18:17 04/09/08 (0)
Don't look now... - Brian Walsh 16:05:46 04/09/08 (5)
- RE: The truck on a rock - subcoolman 04:58:18 04/10/08 (2)
  - RE: Todd - Brian Walsh 06:12:49 04/10/08 (1)
    - RE: Todd - subcoolman 17:48:29 04/10/08 (0)
- RE: Don't look now... - Mack 20:30:23 04/09/08 (0)
- Hooray! Funnies! -t - Bruce Kendall 16:24:11 04/09/08 (0)
If gas prices keep rising ... - free.ranger 15:24:02 04/09/08 (5)
- Is that you in the last pic FR ?? ~t - three_sox 18:32:51 04/09/08 (2)
  - Yes. The dog. - free.ranger 19:08:24 04/09/08 (1)
    - Wow, you busy boi you ....... - three_sox 22:03:43 04/10/08 (0)
- Or this... - J. S. Bach 17:23:57 04/09/08 (1)
  - Or this... - kootenay 17:32:06 04/09/08 (0)
Next time you jokingly ask for a roadkill sandwich... - ElbowGeek 14:38:12 04/09/08 (3)
- I've been over there and seen - Bruce Kendall 15:36:45 04/09/08 (2)
  - Yeah, what the hell were they? - ElbowGeek 18:10:51 04/09/08 (1)
    - Ancient Chinese breakfast treat.... - Gak! 09:26:18 04/10/08 (0)
lots of cute images - LousyTourist 13:36:13 04/09/08 (0)
optical illusion! - LousyTourist 13:29:22 04/09/08 (8)
- I wonder if anyone has ever seen her eyes? (nt) - mkuller 15:56:35 04/10/08 (0)
- OH, there's a tower allright! ;) NT - grantv 14:06:53 04/09/08 (0)
- RE: optical illusion! - kavakidd 13:50:58 04/09/08 (5)
  - Oh yeah? Well, - Bruce Kendall 14:01:51 04/09/08 (4)
    - You can almost see Naples! - Neil E. 14:16:08 04/09/08 (0)
    - Wonder how she maintains her, lawn. NT - grantv 14:08:30 04/09/08 (2)
      - Yeah. I was wondering what kind of weather proofing - Bruce Kendall 16:26:57 04/09/08 (0)
      - That's where the power mower comes in - Grover 14:24:25 04/09/08 (0)
Electric bicycle - psgary 11:20:30 04/09/08 (1)
- You need a hooker... - ElbowGeek 14:58:30 04/09/08 (0)
Its not the weekend yet.... and the Ebar ain't open..... - PeterS 09:53:03 04/09/08 (0)
I'm gonna have to go with Brazil. - LousyTourist 06:37:24 04/09/08 (27)
- If I'm not mistaken . . . - psgary 08:54:51 04/10/08 (1)
  - I think the Japanese girls are playing dress-up. - Prisoners 16:23:57 04/10/08 (0)
- I dunno, these warriors seem a tad more fun... - ElbowGeek 18:16:54 04/09/08 (0)
- i would NOT mess with the Estonian (nt) - mhardy6647 15:13:32 04/09/08 (0)
- RE: I'm gonna have to go with Brazil. - REL54 12:20:03 04/09/08 (0)
- The USA didn't fare so well in that lineup, - Bruce Kendall 11:53:42 04/09/08 (12)
  - Bruce, I wnat to thank you personally... - mkuller 16:01:38 04/10/08 (0)
  - How about this one.... - subcoolman 12:45:18 04/09/08 (1)
    - I'll go back in if he doesn't want to. -t - Bruce Kendall 12:52:45 04/09/08 (0)
  - tough competition.. - Prisoners 12:09:00 04/09/08 (1)
    - I hope you gave an appropriate salute ;-) nt - ElbowGeek 14:28:09 04/09/08 (0)
  - Sorry to be redundant… - kootenay 12:06:15 04/09/08 (6)
    - The jerks - Bruce Kendall 12:27:39 04/09/08 (5)
      - Perhaps you should turn your southern exposure filter off.... - kootenay 12:32:49 04/09/08 (4)
        
        There's something going on here, - Bruce Kendall 12:38:49 04/09/08 (3)
        
        "Canadian beauts" - mhardy6647 16:50:39 04/09/08 (1)
        
        Try this then.... - kootenay 17:28:57 04/09/08 (0)
        
        Strange, it works fine here. (nt) - subcoolman 12:45:54 04/09/08 (0)
- yeah, Brasil is consensus #1, but - Prisoners 11:11:57 04/09/08 (0)
- The best part is they all have "Brazillians"...(nt) - mkuller 09:47:20 04/09/08 (0)
- WMD? - DevillEars 09:25:40 04/09/08 (0)
- Wow, I'm tempted to enlist - rlindsa 09:19:46 04/09/08 (0)
- Sweden and France punch my buttons... nt. - feet's too big 09:05:32 04/09/08 (2)
  - Careful now...hopefully it wasn't your belly button....nt - kootenay 11:57:08 04/09/08 (1)
    - Fear not, 'Lito.... - feet's too big 12:54:38 04/09/08 (0)
- Israel (the last photo). - free.ranger 08:16:07 04/09/08 (0)
- RE: I'm gonna have to go with Brazil. - double28 08:08:47 04/09/08 (0)
Amazing Elephant Artist...... [yt] - Todd Krieger 20:24:17 04/08/08 (1)
- He's a lot better than a lot of local "artists" *nt* - ElbowGeek 06:19:07 04/09/08 (0)
Do I have a single friend I could call right now and ask - Muzikmike 14:39:14 04/08/08 (31)
- Sorry Mikeeeeeeee, I LOVE tha feats, too! - Timbo in Oz 15:04:17 04/09/08 (0)
- There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues - Neil E. 20:29:23 04/08/08 (1)
  - Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees - mhardy6647 06:32:53 04/09/08 (0)
- You know you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow... - ElbowGeek 20:09:57 04/08/08 (0)
- Only 2 Little Feat fans? - Muzikmike 17:42:44 04/08/08 (18)
  - Just cutting my teeth on Ripe Tomatos - Valveboy 11:17:52 04/09/08 (0)
  - Well, you wouldn't expect me to fit that description, would you?... :o) nt. - feet's too big 09:08:24 04/09/08 (0)
  - I only have 2 little feet... - ElbowGeek 06:14:44 04/09/08 (2)
    - Kiss LPs...kinda like all Rock LPs...all are trashed, except - Muzikmike 09:35:01 04/09/08 (1)
      - Queen do have some good sounding LPs for sure... - ElbowGeek 09:37:59 04/09/08 (0)
  - RE: Only 2 Little Feat fans? - 2002ss335 18:54:39 04/08/08 (0)
  - RE: Only 2 Little Feat fans? - subcoolman 17:52:52 04/08/08 (11)
    - RE: oh laddie - LousyTourist 04:13:10 04/09/08 (2)