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"Hey, walrus breath! I said take my picture." - free.ranger 12:26:12 04/08/08 (2)
- soft and chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside... nt - stan2 17:57:27 04/08/08 (0)
- This is why I just leave the parking lot - Bruce Kendall 13:00:18 04/08/08 (0)
New threat from global warming. - Quadzilla 12:10:47 04/08/08 (14)
- Erm, Bruce, I have some really bad news... - Gak! 13:20:24 04/08/08 (12)
  - (LOL!) Well, maybe it is a good thing. - Bruce Kendall 13:25:56 04/08/08 (11)
    - Another solution to the problem... - Gak! 13:57:07 04/08/08 (10)
      - Hmmm...Drinking Tequila makes my pants fall off… - kootenay 14:41:43 04/08/08 (9)
        
        Dear Mr. Bear-emasculator... - Gak! 16:52:38 04/08/08 (1)
        
        That'll do....nt - kootenay 11:55:38 04/09/08 (0)
        
        You got a sister with a similar affliction? - subcoolman 14:48:00 04/08/08 (6)
        
        No!...but I wish my wife does.....nt - kootenay 14:56:09 04/08/08 (5)
        
        You'll just have to take my word for this. - Bruce Kendall 15:01:32 04/08/08 (4)
        
        I can vouch for that - Grover 15:20:15 04/08/08 (3)
        
        Well said. - Bruce Kendall 15:24:21 04/08/08 (2)
        
        Where's this so called sweet spot?...can anybody point me to it....nt - kootenay 15:27:54 04/08/08 (1)
        
        Start looking for it in your - Bruce Kendall 15:33:35 04/08/08 (0)
- That's the last straw! Now I am really mad! - Bruce Kendall 12:31:20 04/08/08 (0)
What the heck is this? - Bruce Kendall 10:48:52 04/08/08 (6)
- At least it's made by Hellena - Neil E. 11:03:45 04/08/08 (0)
- Fart is a Polish product. - free.ranger 10:57:47 04/08/08 (4)
  - wonder if it's carbonated - mhardy6647 12:17:23 04/08/08 (0)
  - It would be fun to have a bottle - Bruce Kendall 11:50:42 04/08/08 (2)
    - Set it along side of that can - Neil E. 20:32:15 04/08/08 (0)
    - Then when someone comes in pretend to start opening it... - ElbowGeek 19:38:48 04/08/08 (0)
Zilch, nada, wala, nichts, niente to report today...nt - kootenay 09:53:52 04/08/08 (1)
- I was going to say the same - Neil E. 10:46:32 04/08/08 (0)
Tuesday's crazy dancer submission.... - PeterS 09:36:44 04/08/08 (2)
- I wonder what the impetus for that video was? - Bruce Kendall 11:40:55 04/08/08 (1)
  - Well given that it was posted on the German YouTube... - ElbowGeek 19:34:41 04/08/08 (0)
Well I've figured out what I need to get all the women I can handle... - ElbowGeek 07:40:37 04/08/08 (5)
- Once in awhile, something comes along that just says "Perfect!" - free.ranger 10:50:08 04/08/08 (3)
  - Forgot to mention... - ElbowGeek 19:31:01 04/08/08 (0)
  - Maybe a blind one with a drinking problem? *nt* - ElbowGeek 19:29:09 04/08/08 (0)
  - Maybe one or two? )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:35:00 04/08/08 (0)
- Did you notice the following... - bboroski 07:49:54 04/08/08 (0)
Caption time? - grantv 22:00:49 04/07/08 (9)
- "If I see one more friggin' cat post, I am going after your canary!" - Quadzilla 12:26:42 04/08/08 (0)
- Should have named her Venus. - free.ranger 12:03:13 04/08/08 (0)
- No caption, but that was a great shot. -t - Bruce Kendall 10:34:48 04/08/08 (0)
- Okay, so if I can swallow the mouse whole, I get all your treats for a week, right? - Gak! 08:29:40 04/08/08 (0)
- "It's a trap!" (nt) - mhardy6647 05:47:58 04/08/08 (0)
- WHY!!!!!!!!..... - *Michael Z* 05:07:17 04/08/08 (2)
  - The K9 response would probably be... - feet's too big 05:46:25 04/08/08 (1)
    - RE: "...low ambition priorities of convenience and low cost..." - subcoolman 06:33:46 04/08/08 (0)
- Yeoooooowwwww! Your Murata Super tweeters are turned up too high! - Rick58 22:33:13 04/07/08 (0)
I could really go for monkfish. - Muzikmike 14:21:46 04/07/08 (2)
- Poor man's lobster - kavakidd 15:00:44 04/07/08 (1)
  - Perhaps the best cheeks on the face of the earth! - Muzikmike 15:19:38 04/07/08 (0)
Don't do projects around the house! - Bruce Kendall 14:20:33 04/07/08 (15)
- I don't suppose you - kavakidd 15:02:29 04/07/08 (13)
  - I went to one once. - Bruce Kendall 15:11:27 04/07/08 (12)
    - I highly recommend chiropractors... - mkuller 18:10:27 04/07/08 (7)
      - “for muscle pulls, …… gentle back massages are the best fix.”… - feet's too big 00:33:37 04/08/08 (1)
        
        Especially effective with "happy ending"...(nt) - mkuller 10:26:52 04/08/08 (0)
      - We got that. we got those, - Bruce Kendall 18:51:46 04/07/08 (3)
        
        I recommend real doctors and physical therapists - PabloP 21:34:54 04/07/08 (2)
        
        There are many doctors who use chiropractic techniques. - Muzikmike 11:27:57 04/08/08 (0)
        
        They have damned near the education - kavakidd 22:22:44 04/07/08 (0)
      - May I suggest that - kavakidd 18:49:20 04/07/08 (0)
    - I can only guess you went to the - kavakidd 15:24:08 04/07/08 (3)
      - My ex was a big believer and she went regularly. - Bruce Kendall 15:29:44 04/07/08 (2)
        
        The best treatment I ever had - driver 18:09:34 04/07/08 (1)
        
        Thank you, my friend. - Bruce Kendall 18:53:38 04/07/08 (0)
- Hire the handicapped! - Muzikmike 14:24:07 04/07/08 (0)
Britain is repossessing the U.S.A. - Brian Walsh 11:26:25 04/07/08 (14)
- I have every intention of shooting John Cleese if and when I run into him... - musetap 14:57:32 04/07/08 (1)
  - Well Bermuda did try to invade in 2000, but... - ElbowGeek 22:13:38 04/07/08 (0)
- Why didn't they do this seven years ago? - Bruce Kendall 11:46:30 04/07/08 (10)
  - RE: Why didn't they do this seven years ago? - sunseeker 14:03:18 04/07/08 (0)
  - Never the mind about fried potatoes... - kootenay 12:12:53 04/07/08 (3)
    - When did Long John Silvers start serving fish in a shredded newspaper? - bboroski 12:33:22 04/07/08 (1)
      - They were afraid they might have to start reporting some sort of - Bruce Kendall 16:20:42 04/07/08 (0)
    - Oh man does that look great! - Prisoners 12:28:53 04/07/08 (0)
  - I've heard good things about "bangers".... - subcoolman 12:08:14 04/07/08 (4)
    - I understand they travel in groups... - ElbowGeek 14:10:16 04/07/08 (0)
    - Aren't bangers just good old fashioned - Bruce Kendall 12:11:37 04/07/08 (2)
      - If so, I don't want no part of 'em! - subcoolman 13:02:41 04/07/08 (1)
        
        Whatever you do, don't get fooled into - Bruce Kendall 13:17:14 04/07/08 (0)
- 10. I like! nt - clifff 11:33:41 04/07/08 (0)
Ya want fries with that? - Brian Walsh 10:57:59 04/07/08 (0)
Vanishing posts? - Jim in Blacksburg 10:54:32 04/07/08 (2)
- RE: Vanishing posts? - Rod M 11:13:39 04/07/08 (1)
  - They don't vanish, they take a trip to the outer edges of - Muzikmike 14:18:06 04/07/08 (0)
Political Correctness - Mack 09:31:24 04/07/08 (3)
- intelligence! from TEXAS!!!!!????? Maybe we should tell John Cleese!? - Timbo in Oz 14:36:37 04/07/08 (0)
- Spot on! *nt* - ElbowGeek 14:14:51 04/07/08 (0)
- RE: Political Correctness - Bruce Kendall 11:41:50 04/07/08 (0)
Nappers - LWR 06:59:32 04/07/08 (1)
- another example of why there's no need to fear a kitty revolution - mhardy6647 08:33:29 04/07/08 (0)
I F--- hate windows - *Michael Z* 04:43:37 04/07/08 (2)
- Hopefully everything is backed-up. - subcoolman 05:20:17 04/07/08 (1)
  - Luckly, I have a 1TB drive I back up to weekly, I did not lose that much. -t - *Michael Z* 07:35:43 04/07/08 (0)
Dee, dee. doo, ah, dah, dah, dah. DEE, DEE, DO Oh Mr. Penguin, sir... - Muzikmike 19:50:05 04/06/08 (0)
For he's a jolly good fellow... - sherod 10:44:11 04/06/08 (3)
- They must be singing about Frank Zappa - GTF 13:29:10 04/06/08 (2)
  - RE: They must be singing about Frank Zappa - sherod 13:31:21 04/06/08 (1)
    - :-) - GTF 14:05:42 04/06/08 (0)
Now play HIP too!..... - PeterS 08:21:45 04/06/08 (0)
How to speak HIP - PeterS 08:16:51 04/06/08 (13)
- I love that album but . . . - psgary 10:43:03 04/07/08 (3)
  - Feeling our Wheaties today, are we? - subcoolman 11:02:17 04/07/08 (2)
    - Why, I ought to . . . - psgary 16:15:15 04/07/08 (1)
      - RE: email - subcoolman 17:47:40 04/07/08 (0)
- Doan fergit the illustrated manual! - Elmo 23:48:50 04/06/08 (0)
- That's the bees' knees. )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:16:33 04/06/08 (0)
- Lack-a-day!... For shame, Sir!.... My spirits temporarily soared... - feet's too big 10:51:28 04/06/08 (2)
  - Ah, since you're from across the pond... - ElbowGeek 18:40:51 04/06/08 (1)
    - I don't think so, Dennis... :o) - feet's too big 01:29:50 04/07/08 (0)
- RE: How to speak HIP - sherod 10:07:36 04/06/08 (2)
  - Well, did you? )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:18:27 04/06/08 (1)
    - RE: Well, did you? )MT( - sherod 13:26:33 04/06/08 (0)
- Dig it! - subcoolman 09:04:39 04/06/08 (0)
Pole dancing blonde - LWR 08:06:59 04/06/08 (22)
- Somebody told her that the KY Jelly was "for the pole". nt - cjfrbw 23:11:04 04/06/08 (9)
  - Czech.... :o) nt. - feet's too big 10:07:53 04/07/08 (0)
  - What the hell is... - Neil49 06:25:12 04/07/08 (7)
    - Neil, I think you know the answer to that already - Grover 06:55:03 04/07/08 (6)
      - On their Virginias? Oh, then I guess it must be something like... - Neil49 07:48:41 04/07/08 (5)
        
        you guys are killin' me here! - mhardy6647 08:34:38 04/07/08 (4)
        
        After my ex-wife's Volvo rusted out, I got a... - Neil49 14:08:43 04/07/08 (0)
        
        Rusty Volvo's? - subcoolman 09:03:19 04/07/08 (2)
        
        not to be confused with a "rusty trombone" - Prisoners 12:31:06 04/07/08 (1)
        
        Licked, oops I mean "looked" it up. - Grover 16:44:50 04/07/08 (0)
- I thought she presented herself rather nicely ……. ~t - three_sox 16:32:00 04/06/08 (0)
- She does that a few more times and it MIGHT knock some sense into her... - musetap 13:02:41 04/06/08 (0)
- for any who don't believe in natural selection - mhardy6647 12:15:38 04/06/08 (3)
  - "reproduce herself.."? - Prisoners 12:47:20 04/06/08 (2)
    - parthenogenesis :-) - mhardy6647 15:58:49 04/06/08 (1)
      - Yeah, like what worms do... - ElbowGeek 18:07:59 04/06/08 (0)
- Did you see this one? - Mike B. 12:05:49 04/06/08 (2)
  - offensive, no. disgusting, yes... - sherod 13:40:11 04/06/08 (0)
  - This convinces me - LWR 13:31:52 04/06/08 (0)
- that's great! - Prisoners 11:06:01 04/06/08 (0)
- Typical dumb blond... - sherod 10:46:38 04/06/08 (0)
- Thank you thank you thank you.... - PeterS 08:19:35 04/06/08 (0)
Behold-His-Mighty-Hand....... - kootenay 07:55:38 04/06/08 (1)
- I heard late last night - driver 12:16:03 04/06/08 (0)
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of ..... - DevillEars 01:10:07 04/06/08 (4)
- RE: Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of ..... - Jim in Blacksburg 16:46:44 04/06/08 (0)
- Is that a Ring-necked Dove behind the Grey Loerie? There are thousands in my neighborhood. )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:29:04 04/06/08 (0)
- Norwegian Blue - PeterS 08:35:21 04/06/08 (0)
- I have a personal enthusiasm for owls... - feet's too big 08:12:55 04/06/08 (0)
I am having none lately......nt - kootenay 14:08:47 04/05/08 (9)
- Thanks guys....I am having normal again....nt - kootenay 07:58:29 04/06/08 (0)
- 2nd toe syndrome? - www.records 05:34:19 04/06/08 (0)
- Can't you leave the nuns alone? nt - cjfrbw 22:22:12 04/05/08 (0)
- Will your neighbours share? ~t - three_sox 19:37:07 04/05/08 (0)
- I was going to have whatever you're having. * - Prisoners 19:30:08 04/05/08 (0)
- I haven't had any in a loooooong time - could be worse *nt* - ElbowGeek 18:16:22 04/05/08 (0)
- I would have had nothing but I've had something so nothing - Muzikmike 17:08:41 04/05/08 (0)
- I wasn't going to either, but - Bruce Kendall 15:34:01 04/05/08 (0)
- RE: I am having none lately......nt - double28 14:45:37 04/05/08 (0)
Jerry Loves To Play Ball - Self-Inflicted 21:09:14 04/04/08 (1)
- You know, I should get - Bruce Kendall 17:23:03 04/05/08 (0)
I am having no fun lately - Penguin 19:46:44 04/04/08 (10)
- RE: Are there polar bears in Sweden? - 2002ss335 16:00:08 04/05/08 (6)
  - Mary had a little lamb... - ElbowGeek 18:18:32 04/05/08 (4)
    - Her obstetrician is still in a state of shock... (nt) - DevillEars 09:51:15 04/06/08 (0)
    - Fuzzy wuzzy was bare - Muzikmike 20:27:31 04/05/08 (0)
    - It followed her to school one day - Bruce Kendall 19:33:57 04/05/08 (1)
      - Your comment prompted smiles of remembrance... - feet's too big 00:39:20 04/06/08 (0)
  - The one on the left is mine. - Bruce Kendall 16:44:05 04/05/08 (0)
- Can't you just rent a little polar bear suit? - Bruce Kendall 10:51:57 04/05/08 (0)
- Polar Bears: Arctic Penguins: Antarctic /Southern hemisphere - cjfrbw 23:18:32 04/04/08 (1)
  - That scene is from Spring Break. Everyone goes south for Spring Break, dude.* - Enophile 09:12:27 04/05/08 (0)
SCM, you going to the record show? - LousyTourist 14:50:59 04/04/08 (7)
- RE: boy, it was a busy show - LousyTourist 06:19:52 04/06/08 (4)
  - Yeah, I was pleased as well. - subcoolman 07:06:39 04/06/08 (3)
    - I have to confess - I never really understood the vinyl thing. - Todd A. 15:33:32 04/06/08 (0)
    - Shouldn't you have set the Heybrook up BEFORE the "...couple of beers..."???? )MT( - J. S. Bach 11:45:03 04/06/08 (0)
    - RE: cool, wish I were that lucky - LousyTourist 11:41:49 04/06/08 (0)
- \\\The tall yet incredibly ugly one///....... - three_sox 22:59:05 04/04/08 (0)
- Yes. - subcoolman 17:40:44 04/04/08 (0)
Anyone think the Audiogon ad with the syringe - Duilawyer 12:22:27 04/04/08 (8)
- I'm not offended but . . . - psgary 10:45:49 04/05/08 (0)
- Just a naked admission of no imagination.....not really offensive just boring. * - mr grits 16:08:59 04/04/08 (0)
- nahhhh - Prisoners 13:54:01 04/04/08 (1)
  - I see your point(s), all. nt - Duilawyer 21:29:15 04/04/08 (0)
- There is very little in this world that offends me... - *Michael Z* 12:57:10 04/04/08 (0)
- Never noticed it before. - grantv 12:31:04 04/04/08 (0)
- Audiojunkies.com has done the same thing... - Jim in Blacksburg 12:30:45 04/04/08 (0)
- RE: Anyone think the Audiogon ad with the syringe - sherod 12:24:49 04/04/08 (0)
Ella's home...in exchange for $268. - Muzikmike 11:50:49 04/04/08 (0)
For those who never get to VINYL - Muzikmike 11:28:45 04/04/08 (0)
RIP, Abby. - Todd A. 10:42:19 04/04/08 (27)
- My friend lost a dog today as well - Penguin 19:28:52 04/04/08 (0)
- Thank you, everyone. - subcoolman 18:05:28 04/04/08 (1)
  - So sorry I have no words to heal - LWR 18:48:38 04/04/08 (0)
- Thanks for posting … - three_sox 16:53:43 04/04/08 (0)
- Sleep gently sweet friend...... - PeterS 15:57:08 04/04/08 (0)
- As has been said already, we're here for you guys... - ElbowGeek 15:32:38 04/04/08 (0)
- RE: RIP, Abby. - sherod 12:35:53 04/04/08 (2)
  - Actually..... - Todd A. 12:53:52 04/04/08 (1)
    - Yes, I knew that the loss was for your friend, Subcoolman... - sherod 15:22:43 04/04/08 (0)
- I'm sorry to hear that (nt) - mhardy6647 12:35:51 04/04/08 (0)
- RE: RIP, Abby. - Jim in Blacksburg 12:33:39 04/04/08 (0)
- Lump in my throat - JoshT 11:41:17 04/04/08 (0)
- Tough to lose.... - *Michael Z* 11:24:10 04/04/08 (0)
- It's time to demand some reasonable genetic research. - free.ranger 11:23:18 04/04/08 (0)
- My condolences - G Squared 11:18:33 04/04/08 (0)
- RE: RIP, Abby. - Grover 11:12:19 04/04/08 (0)
- Pissed? No.... - subcoolman 11:08:56 04/04/08 (9)
  - My condolences... - DevillEars 23:46:22 04/04/08 (0)
  - Jim and Gayle, I'm very sorry for your loss. - Gak! 15:58:10 04/04/08 (0)
  - I am so sorry to hear this... - bboroski 13:08:04 04/04/08 (0)
  - You are among good friends here and - kavakidd 12:01:54 04/04/08 (0)
  - Hey Jim, there's no privacy...we ride the storms together! - Muzikmike 11:38:44 04/04/08 (1)
    - RE: we ride the storms together! - Brian Walsh 14:48:06 04/04/08 (0)
  - It's times like this... - Todd A. 11:20:19 04/04/08 (0)
  - This is private. - Bruce Kendall 11:14:16 04/04/08 (1)
    - Bruce, as usual, you hit it on the head. -t - *Michael Z* 13:16:40 04/04/08 (0)
- It is the tail end of those journeys that are painful. - Bruce Kendall 10:49:10 04/04/08 (0)
No HDF server? - subcoolman 10:33:49 04/04/08 (9)
- It was either your turn, or maybe Grover's. - Bruce Kendall 10:39:21 04/04/08 (8)
  - Bean Town Server..... - PeterS 15:52:47 04/04/08 (1)
    - Ya know what is cool about those pictures? - Bruce Kendall 16:34:35 04/04/08 (0)
  - Grover can take a turn - Grover 13:22:57 04/04/08 (1)
    - There is a whole herd - Bruce Kendall 15:06:14 04/04/08 (0)
  - My turn? Ok, here's a semi-bevy of 'em.... - subcoolman 10:43:55 04/04/08 (3)
    - Under the circumstances, we're going to let that one slide. - Bruce Kendall 11:02:18 04/04/08 (2)
      - Here, but you have to choose for yourself - G Squared 11:25:51 04/04/08 (1)
        
        Tough call! -t - Bruce Kendall 11:35:58 04/04/08 (0)
It is time to put an APB out on Brian. - Bruce Kendall 08:46:06 04/04/08 (5)
- RE: It is time to put an APB out on Brian. - Mack 08:48:02 04/06/08 (0)
- I spoke with him the other night. - subcoolman 09:52:43 04/04/08 (0)
- Spoke with him this morning...his 'puter is still down. - Muzikmike 09:54:19 04/04/08 (1)
  - RE: Spoke with him this morning...his 'puter is still down. - Brian Walsh 14:40:27 04/04/08 (0)
- APB? Aim Pistols at Brian? (nt) - DevillEars 09:33:19 04/04/08 (0)
Spiro Agnew / Grow a penis - JoshT 19:28:30 04/03/08 (11)
- You are trying to make me think. - Muzikmike 09:57:45 04/04/08 (1)
  - At least the site understands me and my relationship with computers - Muzikmike 10:09:18 04/04/08 (0)
- Bruce Kendall, inmate = - PeterS 09:33:17 04/04/08 (7)
  - Oh yeah? - subcoolman 10:17:52 04/04/08 (2)
    - Well at leasty you're not bipolar like me - Grover 11:16:45 04/04/08 (1)
      - Remember, in the saddest of things there is always humor. - Muzikmike 11:40:22 04/04/08 (0)
  - Great site! - Steve Jones 09:58:27 04/04/08 (1)
    - Or, George W Bush - Neil E. 13:19:21 04/04/08 (0)
  - I like that. - Bruce Kendall 09:54:03 04/04/08 (0)
  - What a great site! - Gak! 09:45:47 04/04/08 (0)
- For the pop music and cartoon literati, I offer... - Gak! 08:57:39 04/04/08 (0)
Can someone translate this for me? - Muzikmike 18:01:01 04/03/08 (6)
- If somebody finally does come up with a translation - Bruce Kendall 08:29:48 04/04/08 (1)
  - He bought a record.. it had been remastered and he liked it.. But it was the Police, so who cares ..nt - late 19:50:48 04/04/08 (0)
- He bought a record.. it had been remastered and he liked it.. But it was the Police, so... nt - late 07:17:10 04/04/08 (0)
- What da! I thought I spoke English and could read it, pretty good too... - kootenay 18:16:30 04/03/08 (1)
  - What is REALLY wrong about writing like that is "color" - Muzikmike 09:51:36 04/04/08 (0)
- Related to DSOTM? )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:12:29 04/03/08 (0)
Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba - JoshT 16:20:55 04/03/08 (17)
- (tn) go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog (nt) - mhardy6647 18:44:31 04/03/08 (3)
  - That is really good - PabloP 19:36:25 04/03/08 (1)
    - it is the title of a fine book on palindromes (nt) - mhardy6647 09:26:18 04/04/08 (0)
  - Excellent palindrome and I LOVE the (tn) . . . (nt) to make it complete! - JoshT 19:20:52 04/03/08 (0)
- You appear to be a very cunning linguist... - mkuller 18:31:58 04/03/08 (5)
  - That sounds perverted.... - Penguin 09:07:03 04/04/08 (1)
    - perverted....yes most exceptionally... - PeterS 09:42:19 04/04/08 (0)
  - I should clarify - JoshT 19:44:34 04/03/08 (0)
  - A Toyota? - JoshT 19:24:01 04/03/08 (1)
    - Zippy loves you... - PeterS 09:27:46 04/04/08 (0)
- The mathematical side of linguistic endeavors. - Muzikmike 18:05:29 04/03/08 (0)
- Palindromes are a bit beyond my capabilities I’m afraid …. - three_sox 17:07:46 04/03/08 (3)
  - You can always start with something simple, like . . . - JoshT 19:13:13 04/03/08 (2)
    - I’d rather not do it at all. So I won’t :o) ~t - three_sox 19:20:04 04/03/08 (1)
      - Here's a list of Palindromes for ya, Soxie: - sherod 20:23:49 04/03/08 (0)
- RE: Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba - plantsman 16:26:09 04/03/08 (1)
  - RE: Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba - JoshT 16:45:02 04/03/08 (0)
The ultimate inmate flick!!!.... - PeterS 14:24:21 04/03/08 (6)
- It's good to know there are others - Bruce Kendall 08:41:36 04/04/08 (2)
  - Yeah!.... but they don't hang out here!!.... NT - PeterS 09:22:33 04/04/08 (1)
    - HA! There are lots of us. -t - Bruce Kendall 09:30:42 04/04/08 (0)
- Direct to DVD... - mkuller 18:29:49 04/03/08 (0)
- Certainly a step up in class for JJ … ~t - three_sox 16:13:14 04/03/08 (0)
- Quality cinema nt - k-k-k-kenny 15:26:16 04/03/08 (0)
Time to get busy in the garden..... - PeterS 13:56:33 04/03/08 (1)
- Some of those are stunning. - grantv 14:14:43 04/03/08 (0)
sponsors are getting in everywhere - merdy 13:32:53 04/03/08 (1)
- ;~) -t - Bruce Kendall 09:19:30 04/04/08 (0)
Bruce, how's the wildflower crop in your locale? - free.ranger 13:08:18 04/03/08 (1)
- RE: Bruce, how's the wildflower crop in your locale? - Bruce Kendall 15:33:48 04/03/08 (0)
Firefox question - psgary 11:07:05 04/03/08 (3)
- deskCut extension... - David Spear 19:50:53 04/03/08 (1)
  - Thanks - psgary 00:12:25 04/04/08 (0)
- RE: Firefox question - Neil E. 11:21:32 04/03/08 (0)
The spoken and written language is doomed. - Bruce Kendall 09:19:32 04/03/08 (41)
- RE: The spoken and written language is doomed. - Jim in Blacksburg 18:13:47 04/03/08 (0)
- Yo dawg ... we be not likin' dat crap neither. - free.ranger 14:20:33 04/03/08 (0)
- "Sheesh. i m glad we dnt tht on AA." How many here can not spell "pictures" or "address"????? )MT( - J. S. Bach 11:42:24 04/03/08 (7)
  - Sure I cannot - Penguin 14:15:07 04/04/08 (1)
    - You ought to see my spelling in Hungarian, Russian and German!!!!! )MT( - J. S. Bach 18:52:06 04/05/08 (0)
  - Good point. - subcoolman 12:01:28 04/03/08 (4)
    - There's nothing objectionable about slang . . . - psgary 11:45:44 04/04/08 (0)
    - Speaking of.... - Todd A. 14:10:04 04/03/08 (2)
      - (Hehehehe.....) - subcoolman 14:40:12 04/03/08 (1)
        
        I think we both know.... - Todd A. 14:59:27 04/03/08 (0)
- RE: The spoken and written language is doomed. Yes it is - Bigromano 10:43:21 04/03/08 (1)
  - Ah, a fellow educational traveler - psgary 10:53:25 04/03/08 (0)
- I have long been aware of that - psgary 10:36:40 04/03/08 (7)
  - there is a difference between natural transformation and actual destruction. - Muzikmike 12:13:09 04/03/08 (2)
    - How we tell - psgary 00:15:03 04/04/08 (0)
    - RE: there is a difference between natural transformation and actual destruction. - Bigromano 12:38:52 04/03/08 (0)
  - You are *so* temporal! - subcoolman 10:45:05 04/03/08 (3)
    - You speak with great wisdom, my son - psgary 10:47:28 04/03/08 (0)
    - I've been wondering..... - Bruce Kendall 10:47:03 04/03/08 (1)
      - Dumb-ass...it's. - Muzikmike 12:14:40 04/03/08 (0)
- 4-real, me n my BFF TXT 4-eva.... -t - *Michael Z* 10:09:29 04/03/08 (0)
- English language is so gay it's retarded.... - kootenay 10:02:06 04/03/08 (9)
  - I don’t know about gay but half the things you post disappear…. - three_sox 00:34:47 04/04/08 (0)
  - And you exposed how weird English is with your subject line. - Muzikmike 10:23:23 04/03/08 (7)
    - I can sympathized with you....... - kootenay 10:40:51 04/03/08 (1)
      - But that is exactly what is beautiful about the language... - Muzikmike 12:05:56 04/03/08 (0)
    - I found his subject line to be highly informative. - Bruce Kendall 10:40:25 04/03/08 (4)
      - "I won the lotto" happy or . . . - psgary 10:45:17 04/03/08 (3)
        
        That might do it. - Bruce Kendall 10:48:53 04/03/08 (2)
        
        Yes - psgary 10:55:21 04/03/08 (1)
        
        And coming to Ribfest! - Muzikmike 12:16:40 04/03/08 (0)
- I recently realized I was using stuff like OMG - Muzikmike 09:41:38 04/03/08 (9)
  - BFD - mhardy6647 11:20:26 04/03/08 (2)
    - ??? - Muzikmike 12:06:59 04/03/08 (1)
      - Victor Hugo - mhardy6647 14:59:41 04/03/08 (0)
  - Amen, my brother - psgary 10:10:50 04/03/08 (0)
  - The ear thingies? - Bruce Kendall 09:50:36 04/03/08 (4)
    - hhave trouble keeping up with the names of these damned things, too. - Muzikmike 10:02:50 04/03/08 (3)
      - You didn't learn about the .1 business because - Bruce Kendall 10:05:55 04/03/08 (2)
        
        You little bastardo! - Muzikmike 10:26:53 04/03/08 (1)
        
        I like it when you call me those fancy - Bruce Kendall 10:36:35 04/03/08 (0)
THANK YOU ! ! ! - The Bored 09:11:26 04/03/08 (1)
- And thank you for the reminder - psgary 10:59:46 04/03/08 (0)
It is never to early - G Squared 06:06:10 04/03/08 (9)
- Samoyed? )MT( - J. S. Bach 11:59:36 04/03/08 (1)
  - No, Minature Ameriican Eskimo - G Squared 10:26:08 04/04/08 (0)
- I hear those are handy for dusting, too! - Bruce Kendall 08:21:29 04/03/08 (0)
- RE: It is never to early - Olde Bulldogge 06:59:11 04/03/08 (0)
- You got that right.. - bboroski 06:27:09 04/03/08 (4)
  - At a minimum . . . - JoshT 08:58:00 04/03/08 (1)
    - Good move - kavakidd 12:44:40 04/03/08 (0)
  - You dummy! - subcoolman 06:54:57 04/03/08 (0)
  - His eyes burn - G Squared 06:40:19 04/03/08 (0)
Hey Mike - betcha ain't got this one! - ElbowGeek 17:27:58 04/02/08 (17)
- you gentlemen DO know of this webiste, yes? (vide infra) - mhardy6647 08:36:21 04/03/08 (4)
  - Cool! Here's one for Peter S, Sordidman, and other biker-types: - subcoolman 08:47:05 04/03/08 (2)
    - that's a nice looking derailleur - mhardy6647 11:14:34 04/03/08 (0)
    - wow. I haven't seen a simplex criterium in a long time. - jneutron 09:14:46 04/03/08 (0)
  - I have that one! - Muzikmike 08:44:10 04/03/08 (0)
- But I do! - GTF 21:07:13 04/02/08 (3)
  - Westinster had great recording studios, pressing, and contracted bands, - Muzikmike 07:32:41 04/03/08 (0)
  - The Planets as porn movie sound track? Nt - ElbowGeek 21:12:24 04/02/08 (1)
    - Hey,"Jupiter" contains some real throbbing gristle. nt - cjfrbw 02:11:53 04/03/08 (0)
- The art department was thinking... - mkuller 19:50:30 04/02/08 (1)
  - That is indeed what I think of when I hear this particular piece... - ElbowGeek 19:55:37 04/02/08 (0)
- RE: Hey Mike - betcha ain't got this one! - sherod 19:49:46 04/02/08 (0)
- WARNING! David Hasselhoff album cover alert! -t - Bruce Kendall 19:11:57 04/02/08 (0)
- Those models must have been paid million$ * - mr grits 18:42:07 04/02/08 (1)
  - And the costumes must have cost... - ElbowGeek 18:45:42 04/02/08 (0)
- RE: Hey Mike - betcha ain't got this one! - Jim in Blacksburg 18:22:31 04/02/08 (1)
  - Thanks for the laugh - psgary 11:03:24 04/03/08 (0)
You know you are in trouble when... - bboroski 13:53:14 04/02/08 (1)
- Particularly if your backup copying process... - DevillEars 14:14:28 04/02/08 (0)
Two cavalry men were riding through the brush and came upon a grave - Muzikmike 12:58:36 04/02/08 (6)
- Reminds me of the old - Bruce Kendall 19:10:39 04/02/08 (5)
  - Now don't deprive us of that one, Bruce! - ElbowGeek 19:57:50 04/02/08 (4)
    - Still awake??? It is now 0745 EDT. )MT( - J. S. Bach 04:50:16 04/03/08 (3)
      - Not only that, but I'm holding my breath until I turn blue *nt* - ElbowGeek 04:53:37 04/03/08 (2)
        
        Nah, don't do that; you would look quite strange at Ribfest. )MT( - J. S. Bach 04:55:30 04/03/08 (1)
        
        Hey, Smurfs are people too... - ElbowGeek 04:58:02 04/03/08 (0)
Odd place names...... - kootenay 21:06:16 04/01/08 (52)
- I know there's at least one Twatt in Scotland... - ElbowGeek 20:13:59 04/02/08 (1)
  - I know several..................-t - John_the_Scot 23:42:56 04/02/08 (0)
- RE: Odd place names...... - double28 14:12:05 04/02/08 (0)
- Entering Marion - Neil E. 14:11:01 04/02/08 (3)
  - thanks for citing that! - mhardy6647 05:15:51 04/03/08 (0)
  - Well, but . . . - JoshT 15:43:27 04/02/08 (1)
    - I think of it every time I pass through Athol (nt) - mhardy6647 05:18:59 04/03/08 (0)
- RE: Odd place names...... - double28 13:38:31 04/02/08 (3)
  - You forgot... - bboroski 13:57:11 04/02/08 (2)
    - Ya gettin' some Licks... - ElbowGeek 20:46:04 04/02/08 (1)
      - In northern Kentucky, there is... - J. S. Bach 04:53:20 04/03/08 (0)
- In Scotland, it's easy to get.. - Neil49 13:16:58 04/02/08 (0)
- Pennsylvania has more than its share - mhardy6647 12:59:25 04/02/08 (1)
  - Hogtrough Valley Road - Muzikmike 13:04:28 04/02/08 (0)
- OK, only an area of Kelowna (not a city); Rutland. - grantv 12:33:07 04/02/08 (0)
- RE: Odd place names...... - double28 12:19:23 04/02/08 (0)
- Besides, Dildo... Newfoundland also has odd place names such as Come-by-Chance, Blow-me-down and Nancy Oh......nt - kootenay 12:19:34 04/02/08 (0)
- So far, no one has mentioned Gay Head - Grover 12:08:29 04/02/08 (0)
- For those of you that have been there, this may come in handy - Neil E. 11:21:42 04/02/08 (0)
- I guess you have to be careful asking for directons - Neil E. 11:17:40 04/02/08 (1)
  - It's like asking for directions to the - JoshT 13:58:03 04/02/08 (0)
- In cheeseland you can stumble upon - G Squared 11:17:26 04/02/08 (1)
  - Have seen the signs many times - Brian Walsh 14:55:08 04/04/08 (0)
- Intercourse, PA. right near..... - Awe-d-o-file 11:16:02 04/02/08 (2)
  - Don't forget Blue Ball and Paradise; both are nearby. - J. S. Bach 12:08:55 04/02/08 (1)
    - RE: Don't forget Blue Ball and Paradise; both are nearby. - Awe-d-o-file 14:49:08 04/05/08 (0)
- Great thread! - Bruce Kendall 10:59:59 04/02/08 (2)
  - Those I have visited in England... - feet's too big 12:41:30 04/02/08 (1)
    - At least the issue is global then, isn't it? ;~) - Bruce Kendall 14:01:19 04/02/08 (0)
- And the outskirts? - Grover 08:26:38 04/02/08 (1)
  - Sorry…I didn’t notice any Foreplay even in the upskirts of that area...nt - kootenay 12:22:46 04/02/08 (0)
- Derry Area High School - geoff 07:21:41 04/02/08 (1)
  - RE: Derry Area High School - Brian Walsh 14:52:34 04/04/08 (0)
- At least it's nice to have a warning.nt - cjfrbw 23:10:15 04/01/08 (1)
  - Shhhhhhhh don’t mention warnings or ..... - three_sox 01:26:11 04/02/08 (0)
- That beats Pee Pee Creek... - Harmonia 22:58:13 04/01/08 (0)
- Why is the population so low? (nt) - Neil49 21:09:38 04/01/08 (15)
  - The town is full of …… - three_sox 22:01:57 04/01/08 (12)
    - You mean many of the town's couples are... - Neil49 22:07:17 04/01/08 (11)
      - How many monks to make a couple? - three_sox 22:32:51 04/01/08 (10)
        
        No, silly - safe sex is... - ElbowGeek 20:18:40 04/02/08 (1)
        
        I always thought it was.... - subcoolman 05:11:36 04/03/08 (0)
        
        It's not how MANY monks make a couple, ... - Neil49 22:37:57 04/01/08 (7)
        
        If a monk needs to get into a room, does he use - Muzikmike 10:06:02 04/02/08 (2)
        
        That would depend...if it was another monk he was seeking in that room, all he would need would be that... - Neil49 10:13:07 04/02/08 (1)
        
        Knock three times on the - Muzikmike 12:43:14 04/02/08 (0)
        
        Coupling????........... - three_sox 22:44:51 04/01/08 (3)
        
        Now you've lost me... - Neil49 22:58:30 04/01/08 (2)
        
        Hair shirts? Worn hair side in? )MT( - J. S. Bach 04:48:35 04/02/08 (0)
        
        I think his name was Monk Theodopolous from the USofA...... - three_sox 23:03:16 04/01/08 (0)
  - It's a mystery to me too....but yet Dildo, Newfoundland & Labrador.... - kootenay 21:24:07 04/01/08 (1)
    - Dildo has a population of 795? Where'd ya get THAT figure? I just had a look around, ... - Neil49 21:32:15 04/01/08 (0)
Some things don't sound right: - sherod 20:03:46 04/01/08 (1)
- Well, I NEVAH! * - mr grits 20:07:34 04/01/08 (0)
audiophile grade 6 gauge sub panel wire? - keithmundy20@hotmail.com 17:26:39 04/01/08 (0)
I'm sitting in the Redondo Beach, California main library pondering . . . - psgary 15:44:12 04/01/08 (22)
- Your opinion is similar to mine - G Squared 11:22:47 04/02/08 (3)
  - RE: Your opinion is similar to mine - Jim in Blacksburg 13:41:46 04/02/08 (2)
    - BK? I thought BK referred to some old sneakers from the 80s?... - Neil49 13:48:30 04/02/08 (1)
      - From the 80's? I still wear them. - Bruce Kendall 14:06:26 04/02/08 (0)
- Lack of regulation is the biggest problem n/t - Awe-d-o-file 11:22:30 04/02/08 (0)
- ... people who made foolish short-sighted economic decisions ... - k-k-k-kenny 01:05:29 04/02/08 (0)
- From where I sit... - Jeff TOJ 21:02:11 04/01/08 (1)
  - Out in my area developers were building like crazy. - Bruce Kendall 10:58:24 04/02/08 (0)
- RE: Ponder no more ............ - hitsware 18:42:43 04/01/08 (0)
- RE: I'm sitting in the Redondo Beach, California main library pondering . . . - Grover 16:20:56 04/01/08 (4)
  - You state what happened clearly - psgary 17:13:27 04/01/08 (3)
    - This would take me 15 pages to describe. - Bruce Kendall 18:33:14 04/01/08 (2)
      - Yes - psgary 16:09:11 04/02/08 (1)
        
        I can imagine. - Bruce Kendall 08:20:36 04/03/08 (0)
- I agree with you but that's only part of it... - mkuller 16:20:47 04/01/08 (7)
  - Actually most financial institutions knew well of the bubble... - ElbowGeek 19:17:59 04/02/08 (0)
  - Don't people who were actually foolish enough . . . - psgary 17:07:23 04/01/08 (1)
    - Remember the dot-com stock boom...and bust? (nt) - mkuller 19:16:02 04/01/08 (0)
  - and then there's "margins"... - PeterS 16:30:22 04/01/08 (3)
    - Is that "on the margin" . . . - psgary 17:14:39 04/01/08 (2)
      - RE: Is that "on the margin" . . . - kavakidd 18:09:53 04/01/08 (0)
      - RE: Is that "on the margin" . . . - PeterS 17:19:27 04/01/08 (0)
Some cool pix from Mackinac Island, Michigan U.P. - Tom 15:06:50 04/01/08 (3)
- I got punked...it's a bogus Apri Fool's thing. - Tom 15:24:19 04/01/08 (2)
  - Dontcha hate that? It happens all day every year around now. -t - Bruce Kendall 15:27:27 04/01/08 (1)
    - Yeah...they're just plain ol' glaciers. Darn! nt - Tom 15:33:01 04/01/08 (0)
Am I a cold bastard or are they just plain weird? - Muzikmike 14:01:45 04/01/08 (8)
- They are everywhere here where I live... - sherod 19:54:58 04/02/08 (0)
- I see them here, too. It creeps me out. - Markw* 07:56:32 04/02/08 (0)
- You see a lot of those downtown around here. - Neil E. 17:37:27 04/01/08 (0)
- Is it on the car that hit them? nt - G Squared 14:14:57 04/01/08 (1)
  - Excellent question. - Bruce Kendall 14:57:15 04/01/08 (0)
- There is a popular belief that guys our age start acting cranky - Bruce Kendall 14:09:28 04/01/08 (2)
  - Yes, and . . . - psgary 15:31:48 04/01/08 (1)
    - Profundipity, isn't that the opposite of serendipity? nt - Muzikmike 13:02:41 04/02/08 (0)
Top Ten Country & Western Songs - Jeff TOJ 13:31:02 04/01/08 (7)
- Not a song title, but a great line from a country-style song: - ElbowGeek 19:04:11 04/02/08 (0)
- David Allen Coe; "You Never Even Called Me by My Name" - Gak! 17:40:38 04/01/08 (2)
  - Karaoke night. - subcoolman 10:29:39 04/02/08 (0)
  - Quarter beer night - Valveboy 20:14:09 04/01/08 (0)
- Don't forget these two... - GregK 15:47:32 04/01/08 (1)
  - Or - kavakidd 16:43:22 04/01/08 (0)
- Good ones! - Bruce Kendall 13:47:54 04/01/08 (0)
It's good to know the Los Angeles city and county governments - Bruce Kendall 13:13:33 04/01/08 (7)
- Brucie, this is very retro-Reagan - psgary 15:46:19 04/01/08 (0)
- RE: It's good to know the Los Angeles city and county governments - double28 13:28:07 04/01/08 (5)
  - The first budget deficit - Bruce Kendall 13:46:09 04/01/08 (4)
    - RE: The first budget deficit - double28 13:56:39 04/01/08 (1)
      - Sounds vaguely familiar. - Bruce Kendall 14:02:40 04/01/08 (0)
    - Shoot 'em shoot 'em all! - Muzikmike 13:55:39 04/01/08 (1)
      - RE: Shoot 'em shoot 'em all! - double28 14:05:37 04/01/08 (0)
This just in!…Big Ben is turning digital….more to follow later on....nt - kootenay 10:43:12 04/01/08 (3)
- What's next Moog chimes? * - mr grits 14:21:10 04/01/08 (0)
- Can you imagine how many - Bruce Kendall 11:41:44 04/01/08 (1)
  - Worse than that.... - subcoolman 12:26:04 04/01/08 (0)
Cubans line up to buy DVD players, motorbikes and electric rice cookers..... - kootenay 10:37:50 04/01/08 (2)
- I'm hoping this new regime will bring enough change to lift the embargo... - GTShelby350 10:52:26 04/01/08 (1)
  - 200 countries have done worse things much more recently - Muzikmike 11:02:23 04/01/08 (0)
Mommy didn't tell me NOT to paint the kittys!!!! - PeterS 10:16:01 04/01/08 (2)
- I normally use a paint gun. - Self-Inflicted 11:33:19 04/01/08 (0)
- Wouldn't one need - Muzikmike 10:22:14 04/01/08 (0)
gET A bIKE!!! - PeterS 10:12:53 04/01/08 (2)
- RE: gET A bIKE!!! - sherod 19:46:44 04/02/08 (0)
- What the....?!? - subcoolman 12:47:46 04/01/08 (0)
Hey LT- record show this Saturday. - subcoolman 08:15:54 04/01/08 (1)
- RE: yeah, got the green light - LousyTourist 15:32:47 04/02/08 (0)
Here's a photo of my wife in the nude. - Self-Inflicted 07:40:51 04/01/08 (3)
- Hey, aren't you single? -t - Bruce Kendall 10:32:37 04/01/08 (0)
- WOW! She's a real "B in a B" - Grover 09:25:57 04/01/08 (0)
- she needs a tan, - merdy 08:12:19 04/01/08 (0)
Wanna get your girl back? - ElbowGeek 04:45:12 04/01/08 (