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any other husband / wife NCAA hoops duos out there? - stan2 23:04:07 03/23/08 (5)
- My wife went to Villanova so we're big fans of the NCAA...(nt) - mkuller 10:11:15 03/24/08 (4)
  - uh oh.. a 'nova fan. - stan2 11:03:36 03/24/08 (3)
    - As a graduate of... - mkuller 11:09:01 03/24/08 (2)
      - bets? are we allowed? - stan2 22:30:28 03/24/08 (0)
      - Rock Chalk Talk - Postal Grunt 21:45:24 03/24/08 (0)
who likes noble-rot white wines? you know STICKIES dessert wines - Timbo in Oz 21:25:33 03/23/08 (9)
- An ancient Chateau Y'qem with Oysters! - clifff 13:37:24 03/24/08 (1)
  - Twice!!!!! Once I paid! the lady present was very impressed, we had smoked sardines on toast! ? A picnic for - Timbo in Oz 14:01:05 03/24/08 (0)
- Love 'em - Batman 07:41:13 03/24/08 (0)
- I love 'em all if they're made by wine drinkers for wine drinkers. - Muzikmike 06:09:08 03/24/08 (1)
  - "But sweet characterless wines made for people who don't really like wines...YUCKOLA!" Agreed - Timbo in Oz 13:31:03 03/24/08 (0)
- Such examples are not to my taste, Tim.... - feet's too big 01:51:04 03/24/08 (2)
  - I love Vinatge ports and tawnies Bill, but I like to spread meself around, AYMWE! - Timbo in Oz 14:05:59 03/24/08 (1)
    - Whether or not Michael Flanders had similar experience,... - feet's too big 05:28:56 03/25/08 (0)
- RE: who likes noble-rot white wines? you know STICKIES dessert wines - three_sox 22:53:34 03/23/08 (0)
Georgeous George Grey puss the Third, Demon Mouser!! - Timbo in Oz 19:45:06 03/23/08 (3)
- See, now there is another reason why I wouldn't make it as a cat. - Bruce Kendall 11:14:41 03/24/08 (0)
- next!? - Timbo in Oz 20:27:42 03/23/08 (1)
  - RE: next!? next, - Timbo in Oz 20:31:47 03/23/08 (0)
Eating while road tripping. Calling all cheeseheads. - free.ranger 19:13:06 03/23/08 (12)
- Cheese is one of the great foods of this world. - Muzikmike 07:00:31 03/24/08 (3)
  - On the subject of the French and their approach to wine... - ElbowGeek 08:38:33 03/24/08 (2)
    - Sauterne is a regioan but is generally taken to refer to their late-picked / noble-rot Semillons - Timbo in Oz 13:56:07 03/24/08 (0)
    - When you drink a great wine it's magical; - Muzikmike 08:46:13 03/24/08 (0)
- Be careful, FR..... - feet's too big 06:25:33 03/24/08 (2)
  - She has a nutty palate. nt - free.ranger 08:19:22 03/24/08 (1)
    - As does mine.... - feet's too big 09:47:07 03/24/08 (0)
- Cheeseheads? Why would you listen to someone like that? - bboroski 06:25:06 03/24/08 (1)
  - That's hilarious. Thanks! nt - free.ranger 08:14:05 03/24/08 (0)
- RE: Eating while road tripping. Calling all cheeseheads. - Tweekeng 21:35:03 03/23/08 (1)
  - Your conclusion in itself has a level of self-evident justification... - feet's too big 07:24:03 03/24/08 (0)
- RE: Eating while road tripping. Calling all cheeseheads. - Jim in Blacksburg 20:07:17 03/23/08 (0)
filling small fist-sized table pepper grinders, the ones with a vertical drive axle?! - Timbo in Oz 18:17:59 03/23/08 (17)
- My solution... - Awe-d-o-file 09:34:38 03/24/08 (0)
- I’m guessing it is out of the question to buy a bigger grinder? …… - three_sox 20:27:50 03/23/08 (3)
  - we're salary sacrificing, so no! - Timbo in Oz 20:32:16 03/23/08 (2)
    - I think you mean “yes” & “nope” not “no & “yep” ? ~t - three_sox 20:35:39 03/23/08 (1)
      - YOU win the March Pismire award of ....... - Timbo in Oz 20:55:13 03/23/08 (0)
- Looks better than the 60's did. - Bruce Kendall 19:12:34 03/23/08 (1)
  - 1910 ~ given a poofteenth of a milliwhisker, maaaate. - Timbo in Oz 21:01:26 03/23/08 (0)
- it's called "Strathgrange" the intereior is about 1400 square feet, plus 3 deep verandahs and a huge pergola! - Timbo in Oz 18:31:31 03/23/08 (9)
  - Hmmm, I think that I am moving to Australia! )MT( - J. S. Bach 05:41:17 03/24/08 (0)
  - \\\Poiffick 6ft or so, toes to top!///......... - three_sox 20:18:10 03/23/08 (2)
    - you are a VERY naughty boy! - Timbo in Oz 20:27:48 03/23/08 (1)
      - Forgive me, I have just returned from the beach……. - three_sox 20:32:35 03/23/08 (0)
  - She's a dish, awrite. - Poindexter 19:00:20 03/23/08 (4)
    - Poinz, - Beautiful gets close! The trees - Timbo in Oz 19:39:16 03/23/08 (3)
      - Yo - Poindexter 20:52:04 03/23/08 (2)
        
        ahemmmm paaperbarks is native Aussie plants but they are NOT gum trees - Timbo in Oz 21:10:49 03/23/08 (1)
        
        YaDoanSay? - Poindexter 21:59:32 03/23/08 (0)
I'm sure it's been mentioned in Vinyl Mike, but... - ElbowGeek 16:47:40 03/23/08 (4)
- Dear Mr Elbow…… - three_sox 17:22:55 03/23/08 (3)
  - Hey, you sound like my ex-wife! - ElbowGeek 17:26:50 03/23/08 (2)
    - As long as I don’t look like her! ……. - three_sox 17:31:30 03/23/08 (1)
      - Having never seen a picture of you I'll withhold judgement on the looks... - ElbowGeek 17:35:36 03/23/08 (0)
(VERY LONG) You'd think that with around 250 channels to pick from - Bruce Kendall 15:10:08 03/23/08 (10)
- Seriously, that *had* to be a Mexican food dream... - ElbowGeek 16:43:47 03/23/08 (8)
  - Actually that one came from sitting in a recliner - Bruce Kendall 16:49:09 03/23/08 (7)
    - What we need is a way to selectively live the present... - ElbowGeek 16:53:37 03/23/08 (6)
      - Very philosophical of you. - Bruce Kendall 17:05:07 03/23/08 (5)
        
        Whoah, yeah man... - ElbowGeek 17:08:55 03/23/08 (4)
        
        Hash? Corned beef or roasted brisket? - Muzikmike 07:17:44 03/24/08 (1)
        
        I was never one for corned beef... - ElbowGeek 08:15:51 03/24/08 (0)
        
        No, really. A man of wisdom who frequents this place - Bruce Kendall 17:14:20 03/23/08 (1)
        
        So it's all your fault is it? - ElbowGeek 17:21:42 03/23/08 (0)
- And I didn't mention the diner food. - Bruce Kendall 16:11:06 03/23/08 (0)
I like DHL...I like them a whole bunch. - Muzikmike 21:14:45 03/22/08 (11)
- Around here, they suck... - Neil49 08:28:19 03/23/08 (1)
  - In these parts, "DHL" apparently means, "Drop it, Hide it, Lose it"....nt. - feet's too big 08:40:22 03/23/08 (0)
- RE: I like DHL...I like them a whole bunch. - Jim in Blacksburg 23:06:42 03/22/08 (5)
  - Who are the better freight shippers - BAX? - Harmonia 23:37:02 03/22/08 (4)
    - RE: Who are the better freight shippers - BAX? - Jim in Blacksburg 00:36:12 03/23/08 (3)
      - Pretty heavy. - Harmonia 02:42:30 03/23/08 (2)
        
        Here's what I'd do - driver 13:55:41 03/23/08 (0)
        
        I used BAX once - Batman 05:16:05 03/23/08 (0)
- Excellent! - driver 22:25:41 03/22/08 (2)
  - What envelope? I already burnt the box. - Muzikmike 22:55:49 03/22/08 (1)
    - Bummer - driver 23:29:54 03/22/08 (0)
What are the best sites to sell a (nice) used car? - Harmonia 12:01:42 03/22/08 (16)
- Thanks everyone. - Harmonia 23:33:14 03/22/08 (1)
  - Call around about consignment selling! * - woof 19:28:36 03/23/08 (0)
- I looked seriously at the . . . - psgary 15:27:32 03/22/08 (1)
  - I think you're right. - Harmonia 23:30:08 03/22/08 (0)
- Are you in Florida?....You could try Barrett-Jackson Auction....nt - kootenay 14:51:02 03/22/08 (1)
  - I'm in the cloudy north...Hoosierland. - Harmonia 23:34:02 03/22/08 (0)
- RE: "Wheels and Deals"? - subcoolman 14:09:35 03/22/08 (1)
  - Was ist "carsoup - Harmonia 23:36:12 03/22/08 (0)
- Try E-bay if your price is inflated. - kooner 13:35:46 03/22/08 (0)
- Whaddya got? - Bruce Kendall 12:37:21 03/22/08 (2)
  - I got a nice ride to peddle... - Harmonia 23:24:33 03/22/08 (1)
    - The LS is a very nice car. - Bruce Kendall 09:26:49 03/23/08 (0)
- Why won't it sell locally? Asking too much? * - woof 12:30:59 03/22/08 (3)
  - Priced $1700 under Edmunds suggested SP for private sale. - Harmonia 23:15:16 03/22/08 (2)
    - You might consider putting it on blocks in the front yard.....that's what I'd do..... - woof 08:06:06 03/23/08 (1)
      - But...it's a... - Harmonia 15:46:34 03/25/08 (0)
just one word . . . - Pjay 05:59:52 03/22/08 (6)
- But wait, there's more...... - Batman 11:52:52 03/22/08 (3)
  - I'll have a Morgan - Bruce Kendall 13:25:02 03/22/08 (2)
    - at least you're consistent!? Slimmish brunettes with long hair, eh? - Timbo in Oz 19:51:04 03/22/08 (0)
    - Would you try a well done Marina with Amber on the side? ~t - three_sox 16:34:46 03/22/08 (0)
- Thanks for sharing that information. - Bruce Kendall 09:46:59 03/22/08 (0)
- "plastics" (nt) - mhardy6647 06:31:22 03/22/08 (0)
Yipee! - explained - psgary 14:51:06 03/21/08 (20)
- You guys (and ladies, if any are lurking) are the best - psgary 15:25:23 03/22/08 (0)
- What did you do? - J.Mac 13:11:38 03/22/08 (1)
  - My ego likes to believe . . . - psgary 15:22:46 03/22/08 (0)
- Congrats! I advise youngsters to look closely at San Jose Police or Firefighting - Craiger56 10:35:20 03/22/08 (0)
- I can't describe how excited I am for you! - Muzikmike 08:43:44 03/22/08 (0)
- Congrats!! - bboroski 07:07:47 03/22/08 (0)
- Darn (kicking the dirt with my Keds bumpers, head hung low). - subcoolman 06:27:32 03/22/08 (0)
- Booya! - Batman 05:03:33 03/22/08 (0)
- long and in phernetic Ozzz! GOOD, and/butVerily, 'It's a sad day fer the peebl've Fiverknow! maaaate!!!!' - Timbo in Oz 23:46:50 03/21/08 (0)
- Congratulations Gary! - some young guy 21:07:13 03/21/08 (0)
- Goodonya! - ElbowGeek 20:21:48 03/21/08 (0)
- RE: Yipee! - explained - REL54 18:23:19 03/21/08 (0)
- Congratulations Gary ….. - three_sox 18:22:21 03/21/08 (0)
- About time!! - kavakidd 17:41:21 03/21/08 (0)
- Good for you Gary. A happy ending and a sad indictment. - free.ranger 16:34:47 03/21/08 (0)
- Good deal ! - driver 16:15:43 03/21/08 (0)
- Great news, Gary - Enjoy retirement!! - DevillEars 15:50:42 03/21/08 (0)
- Excellent Gary...Just a word of caution, don't spend your retirement all at once... - kootenay 15:19:42 03/21/08 (0)
- Well done! - Todd A. 15:05:50 03/21/08 (0)
- Congratulations, Gary! - Bruce Kendall 14:54:42 03/21/08 (0)
Nice, good news story... - J. S. Bach 12:52:32 03/21/08 (6)
- Awwwwwww ...... - three_sox 19:39:53 03/21/08 (0)
- The only problem with being a baby elephant or giraffe - Bruce Kendall 14:18:05 03/21/08 (2)
  - That one took several moments to register. )MT( - J. S. Bach 14:52:07 03/21/08 (1)
    - WOOOOOOOoooooooo! [Splat] -t - Bruce Kendall 14:55:45 03/21/08 (0)
- RE: Nice, good news story... - double28 13:05:07 03/21/08 (1)
  - You, too. )MT( - J. S. Bach 13:06:38 03/21/08 (0)
Er, Mike? You may want to have another look through your collection... - ElbowGeek 11:33:21 03/21/08 (2)
- RE: Er, Mike? You may want to have another look through your collection... - musetap 15:41:50 03/21/08 (0)
- I've only found seeds and stems - Muzikmike 11:49:34 03/21/08 (0)
This cracked me up. - Grover 08:28:50 03/21/08 (5)
- RE: This cracked me up. - Olde Bulldogge 11:38:14 03/21/08 (0)
- 4,530,594 viewers... - musetap 10:56:06 03/21/08 (0)
- That was a good way of starting Happy Damn Friday! - Bruce Kendall 10:44:50 03/21/08 (2)
  - It sure qualifies in the George Michael lookalike contest... - ElbowGeek 20:26:56 03/21/08 (0)
  - too effing funny (nt) - mhardy6647 18:51:09 03/21/08 (0)
Apparently we have another bad bridge here. - subcoolman 05:16:44 03/21/08 (18)
- Bridge Inspectors Found The Problem - dancing_woodworker 04:38:39 03/22/08 (0)
- Fishing trip? - bboroski 06:16:30 03/21/08 (16)
  - No buzz (dedicated driver here). - subcoolman 06:35:44 03/21/08 (15)
    - Next time stay local.You have good lakes up near you. - kooner 10:20:06 03/21/08 (0)
    - You could have used the ipod (or at least the dock) as bait... - J. S. Bach 10:02:47 03/21/08 (5)
      - In that case, how about using the iPod's owner as bait? - ElbowGeek 11:34:35 03/21/08 (4)
        
        It would require too large a hole in the ice. )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:55:46 03/21/08 (3)
        
        No problem! - subcoolman 13:45:33 03/21/08 (2)
        
        Thin ice? )MT( - J. S. Bach 14:53:46 03/21/08 (1)
        
        Only if consider 42 inches worth to be "thin". - subcoolman 06:04:47 03/22/08 (0)
    - I thank God everyday my wife only has sisters! nt. - GTShelby350 09:17:34 03/21/08 (0)
    - The BIL syndrome.. - bboroski 07:36:49 03/21/08 (6)
      - I have five BILs ……. - three_sox 17:06:05 03/21/08 (0)
      - "... And he is not alone"... - feet's too big 12:04:31 03/21/08 (4)
        
        RE: "... And he is not alone"... - double28 13:24:51 03/21/08 (3)
        
        Have good times, Will.... :o) nt. - feet's too big 15:42:48 03/21/08 (0)
        
        RE: Grouse hunting - subcoolman 13:43:58 03/21/08 (1)
        
        RE: Grouse hunting - double28 13:50:18 03/21/08 (0)
Greatest all time hockey player. - free.ranger 21:34:11 03/20/08 (8)
- I have an interesting little story about him - ArdRi 15:47:23 03/23/08 (0)
- RE: Greatest all time hockey player. - Pondfish 06:38:12 03/23/08 (0)
- his 60th birthday was (IIRC) yesterday - mhardy6647 06:22:37 03/21/08 (1)
  - Wow...that is really old. - Muzikmike 06:32:21 03/21/08 (0)
- I would have said Rick Charlesworth ... ~t - three_sox 05:04:39 03/21/08 (0)
- No way! - subcoolman 04:51:44 03/21/08 (1)
  - Leave them on the bench. - free.ranger 08:04:28 03/21/08 (0)
- Yep...here is a collage to commemorate his excellence on ice.... - kootenay 21:44:01 03/20/08 (0)
Bad Fortune.... - kootenay 19:15:57 03/20/08 (11)
- Grrrrr I’m going to have to start stapling your posts down!!! - three_sox 19:34:59 03/20/08 (10)
  - You mean this one?..... - kootenay 19:46:19 03/20/08 (9)
    - No..... - three_sox 19:58:45 03/20/08 (8)
      - Was it this one eh?.... - kootenay 21:31:02 03/20/08 (7)
        
        No..... - three_sox 21:38:42 03/20/08 (0)
        
        Ok....I think I found it!..... - kootenay 21:37:59 03/20/08 (5)
        
        Yep, that is one of them..... - three_sox 21:44:20 03/20/08 (4)
        
        Why the sudden fixation of the girl in red mini skirt...is there something I should know about eh?..... - kootenay 21:49:50 03/20/08 (3)
        
        I am just surprised at how dumb the guys are………… - three_sox 21:59:14 03/20/08 (2)
        
        Exactly my thought as well - Grover 08:18:34 03/21/08 (1)
        
        I like how your thought process works.... - kootenay 09:22:37 03/21/08 (0)
Speaking of balls, any takers to whack one of Georges? .. - three_sox 19:09:24 03/20/08 (4)
- RE: Speaking of balls, any takers to whack one of Georges? .. - musetap 11:18:47 03/21/08 (0)
- So that's where they went? * - J.Mac 22:52:31 03/20/08 (0)
- Perfect to use for a "no alibis" round of golf...(nt) - eppis1 19:28:14 03/20/08 (0)
- Sorry I'll pass....Being a bushwhacker is not my cup of tea....nt - kootenay 19:13:13 03/20/08 (0)
10 Finkers - LWR 18:16:26 03/20/08 (9)
- A seal can pick up a ball … no? ~t - three_sox 18:34:23 03/20/08 (8)
  - Of course he can pick up a ball...the scarification doen't keep him - Muzikmike 06:34:13 03/21/08 (0)
  - I'm not sure if a seal can pick his balls....but ....nt - kootenay 18:47:49 03/20/08 (6)
    - Oh my goodness....... - three_sox 18:53:39 03/20/08 (4)
      - They are very happy, playful creatures.... - kootenay 18:57:55 03/20/08 (3)
        
        Do you have short arms?.... - three_sox 19:02:50 03/20/08 (2)
        
        Don't be silly....I have flippers....nt - kootenay 19:06:50 03/20/08 (1)
        
        No wonder you ..... - three_sox 19:12:20 03/20/08 (0)
    - Girl seals - LWR 18:53:12 03/20/08 (0)
turn speakers into lava lamps..... - PeterS 16:05:18 03/20/08 (1)
- Color organs being before their time - Craiger56 17:12:03 03/20/08 (0)
Glowing for that certain man in your life..... - PeterS 15:46:18 03/20/08 (3)
- I wish that they had one that smelled like p... - J. S. Bach 16:08:51 03/20/08 (2)
  - New Mex green chile smells like p... - late 16:50:23 03/20/08 (1)
    - RE: New Mex green chile smells like p... - Postal Grunt 19:36:44 03/20/08 (0)
O.K., date for last day for free shirts! - Muzikmike 14:49:00 03/20/08 (4)
- Checks in the mail ! - driver 07:07:26 03/21/08 (0)
- Make mine either burgundy or royal (if that refers to blue) XL )MT( - J. S. Bach 16:32:24 03/20/08 (0)
- I'll buy two - Bruce Kendall 14:54:15 03/20/08 (1)
  - Are you trying to confuse me? - Muzikmike 15:03:32 03/20/08 (0)
Can we get a Thursday server? - subcoolman 11:38:23 03/20/08 (5)
- I've got one lined up for Friday. - free.ranger 20:05:33 03/20/08 (0)
- How about a celebrity server? Ms. Scarlet Johansson - Grover 13:15:14 03/20/08 (3)
  - No, no, no,....NO! - subcoolman 13:24:53 03/20/08 (2)
    - Here's what I could do on short notice - Grover 16:30:41 03/20/08 (1)
      - You teaser, you! -t - Bruce Kendall 16:34:27 03/20/08 (0)
Caption Time Again! - LWR 07:53:14 03/20/08 (9)
- This is the last time Jeff Gordon takes me to the vet! - Olde Bulldogge 19:48:39 03/20/08 (0)
- Holy Mother of Crap! If Muffin is here, who did I leave with the Vet for neutering?! - Gak! 13:12:11 03/20/08 (1)
  - Let's just say... - ElbowGeek 14:06:42 03/20/08 (0)
- When we hit 12 G's, I'm going to look like a Sharpei. nt - cjfrbw 11:57:29 03/20/08 (2)
  - That, sir, is funny! - subcoolman 12:24:20 03/20/08 (1)
    - Or: Chewbacca discovers what it's like to push the wrong way button on the time machine nt - cjfrbw 13:03:47 03/20/08 (0)
- Why am I always the "Gimp"? - Prisoners 11:50:48 03/20/08 (0)
- "The English Patient" on DVD again? (nt) - Craiger56 08:29:34 03/20/08 (0)
- I never had to wear this stupid thing *before* we hit that damn bear! - subcoolman 08:29:07 03/20/08 (0)
has anybody else got the pee pee problems? - LousyTourist 05:27:53 03/20/08 (9)
- My dad had such a problem for years and it killed him..... - woof 08:19:23 03/23/08 (0)
- Not a guy but... - Harmonia 11:58:15 03/22/08 (0)
- It's nice to know . . . - psgary 14:41:11 03/21/08 (0)
- RE: has anybody else got the pee pee problems? - oddmanout 04:05:17 03/21/08 (0)
- No. but I do exercises several times per day .... - three_sox 17:53:38 03/20/08 (0)
- If your doctor talks about roto-rootering - Muzikmike 15:09:51 03/20/08 (0)
- I went through a bout of that a couple years ago. - Bruce Kendall 13:25:35 03/20/08 (0)
- What do you tend to drink after say 8PM? - grantv 07:10:21 03/20/08 (0)
- RE: has anybody else got the pee pee problems? - Cellist 06:42:42 03/20/08 (0)
Easter!? - Timbo in Oz 03:08:48 03/20/08 (3)
- Poor bunnies..... - John_the_Scot 08:42:14 03/20/08 (0)
- A time to rip into some tasty bunnies mate……. - three_sox 03:43:32 03/20/08 (1)
  - Or better yet, mate with some tasty bunnies.... - ElbowGeek 07:04:47 03/20/08 (0)
What happened to the fornicating bears? ....... - three_sox 01:24:55 03/20/08 (2)
- Only four of 'em? - ElbowGeek 07:02:22 03/20/08 (0)
- They can't forneecate no moe. - subcoolman 04:59:05 03/20/08 (0)
Sonovabitch!!! - PeterS 17:48:58 03/19/08 (2)
- Make's my skin crawl - - kavakidd 18:28:59 03/19/08 (1)
  - A kinda funny Photoshop actually nt - ElbowGeek 06:42:16 03/20/08 (0)
I need someone to explain some Blues lyrics I heard, I just don't understand what - Muzikmike 16:14:19 03/19/08 (12)
- Someone explain THESE lyrics to me please - Mike K 12:02:42 03/20/08 (0)
- I think it's more impressionistic in that context.. - ElbowGeek 20:11:19 03/19/08 (1)
  - Poinz sez, 'Dem evil hearted wimmins, lawd, dey will not let me be!' - Poindexter 09:20:22 03/20/08 (0)
- What's the song and singer? (nt) - mkuller 20:00:58 03/19/08 (1)
  - Don't know the name of the song, but I think - Muzikmike 07:20:16 03/20/08 (0)
- RE: I need someone to explain some Blues lyrics I heard, I just don't understand what - Jim in Blacksburg 19:05:12 03/19/08 (0)
- those old blues guys were really big on desserts - mhardy6647 17:39:31 03/19/08 (0)
- The better question - Grover 16:24:21 03/19/08 (4)
  - Sounds more like - Neil E. 17:48:22 03/19/08 (0)
  - Maybe it's a blues song if sung by a guy who was told those things? - Enophile 16:35:50 03/19/08 (2)
    - Hot Damn, are you mean! - Gak! 22:24:38 03/19/08 (1)
      - That's really rude!! - Mike K 11:59:33 03/20/08 (0)
A thousand years ago someone posted some ebay photos of pocket watches - Muzikmike 15:03:49 03/19/08 (0)
a piccie of a puss cat!? - Timbo in Oz 14:22:51 03/19/08 (1)
- That is one pretty pussy cat. )MT( - J. S. Bach 10:48:02 03/21/08 (0)
To other weather nerds like me..... - Awe-d-o-file 11:16:54 03/19/08 (3)
- Thanks! - Bruce Kendall 11:39:35 03/19/08 (2)
  - I always liked Billie Holiday. - Muzikmike 11:44:09 03/19/08 (1)
    - shiver in my bones just thinkin' about the weather... - mhardy6647 17:39:43 03/19/08 (0)
white people exposed..... - PeterS 10:20:08 03/19/08 (25)
- that site was funny as heck... - mhardy6647 05:20:44 03/20/08 (0)
- How do you define white? - kootenay 10:41:10 03/19/08 (12)
  - I think Ole Frank Z might be able to help... - ElbowGeek 15:08:38 03/19/08 (0)
  - that run of piccies of the Mazzer, how? - Timbo in Oz 14:49:53 03/19/08 (0)
  - No matter what color your skin might be - Bruce Kendall 11:48:05 03/19/08 (9)
    - I was white for a short time after being submersed in a vat - Muzikmike 12:02:56 03/19/08 (8)
      - After I made that post it dawned on me - Bruce Kendall 12:13:06 03/19/08 (7)
        
        Sulfuric acid and gasoline also clears reception on cell phones. - Muzikmike 13:30:25 03/19/08 (6)
        
        And we all know what Confushionism say: - ElbowGeek 15:10:56 03/19/08 (5)
        
        RE: And we all know what Confushionism say: - subcoolman 15:35:35 03/19/08 (4)
        
        Confusous (spelling?) jokes are dangerous... - ElbowGeek 15:51:37 03/19/08 (3)
        
        Another confuse sayings..... - kootenay 20:11:28 03/19/08 (2)
        
        And he also said... - ElbowGeek 20:16:03 03/19/08 (1)
        
        And he also said... - kootenay 20:16:53 03/19/08 (0)
- RE: "...and attempt to make everyone....sort of dislike you". - subcoolman 10:31:53 03/19/08 (10)
  - Careful there subbie... - kootenay 20:20:09 03/19/08 (0)
  - Fishing for compliments? (nt) - DevillEars 11:56:54 03/19/08 (8)
    - Not at all! - subcoolman 12:15:01 03/19/08 (7)
      - \\\"Ya see ya, can't please everyone so ya, ya gotta please yerself". /// - three_sox 14:18:43 03/19/08 (3)
        
        RE: \\\"Ya see ya, can't please everyone so ya, ya gotta please yerself". /// - subcoolman 14:30:21 03/19/08 (2)
        
        What you put out there at your own dinner party is entirely up to you …….. - three_sox 14:45:26 03/19/08 (1)
        
        I agree completely as man with one chopstick go hungry.....nt - kootenay 20:25:42 03/19/08 (0)
      - I'm told that's all you're able to do these days. - Muzikmike 13:35:35 03/19/08 (2)
        
        Shamey Shamey!! You dirty old man... - bboroski 13:43:42 03/19/08 (1)
        
        Caught me - Muzikmike 13:51:29 03/19/08 (0)
Arthur C. Clarke: RIP. - subcoolman 09:49:21 03/19/08 (2)
- RE: Arthur C. Clarke: RIP. - oddmanout 04:13:55 03/21/08 (0)
- Arthur - Do you read me?... - Andy Bonnette 09:55:14 03/19/08 (0)
It is all food - G Squared 08:52:23 03/19/08 (0)
AYMRealise I ahve finally got my digital photos loaded - Timbo in Oz 22:08:06 03/18/08 (15)
- And, ta dah, my good-self, with my niece Jane - Timbo in Oz 22:17:51 03/18/08 (14)
  - Hey there! She's a "looker"! - subcoolman 05:23:27 03/19/08 (4)
    - it's just the kinda guy I AM, Subbie! - Timbo in Oz 19:23:42 03/19/08 (0)
    - Funny, she doesn't look like an Australian. - Muzikmike 13:38:35 03/19/08 (1)
      - her Daddy was a German from Hildesheim in Bavaria (Papa), and Saxony via his Mum - Timbo in Oz 17:54:57 03/19/08 (0)
    - Agreed, agreed, agreed. -t - Bruce Kendall 11:18:08 03/19/08 (0)
  - TImbo.... - John_the_Scot 00:29:16 03/19/08 (8)
    - Steady there John ….. - three_sox 03:07:59 03/19/08 (7)
      - Damn, you and Timbo do not live THAT far apart; Mr. Ears, on the other hand................. )MT( - J. S. Bach 05:13:50 03/19/08 (6)
        
        Yeah, about one thousand clicks I guess but remember …… - three_sox 05:31:04 03/19/08 (5)
        
        Yep! You live in the outback, ...... - kootenay 11:24:14 03/19/08 (4)
        
        No,he's NOT in the outback, most of our suburbs are unlike any other suburb in the world - Timbo in Oz 16:42:53 03/19/08 (0)
        
        Yer a fella, right? - ElbowGeek 14:59:57 03/19/08 (0)
        
        \\\ Hmmm…. where’s that put me eh?/// ~ You don’t want to know my friend, you don’t want to know! ~t - three_sox 14:46:58 03/19/08 (1)
        
        I was in a hotel in El Paso once..... - John_the_Scot 15:07:02 03/19/08 (0)
Car shows? big one recently here on the lawns of our OLD parliament house - Timbo in Oz 21:34:22 03/18/08 (4)
- and two old Indy cars - Timbo in Oz 21:49:03 03/18/08 (1)
  - RE: and 2 of two old Indy cars - Timbo in Oz 22:01:19 03/18/08 (0)
- RE: Car shows? big one recently here on the lawns of our OLD parliament house - kavakidd 21:42:23 03/18/08 (1)
  - aged ash frame, ohhhh yes, sliding pillar front end etc THE FIRST MG ever! ? - Timbo in Oz 22:06:35 03/18/08 (0)
His schnoz is not to be sniffed at. - kootenay 19:49:01 03/18/08 (8)
- "Ah, yes......"... - feet's too big 07:18:57 03/19/08 (4)
  - Reminds me that only the French.......... - Batman 08:16:47 03/19/08 (3)
    - Hoo-yah! - subcoolman 08:49:52 03/19/08 (2)
      - Ah, yes - Batman 09:52:16 03/19/08 (1)
        
        One of my top ten... - Muzikmike 13:37:18 03/19/08 (0)
- Do you know the nose of that there lass?..... - three_sox 01:24:55 03/19/08 (0)
- I bet he'd risk putting his nose between those - Muzikmike 19:52:17 03/18/08 (1)
  - There is great danger there, though... - ElbowGeek 14:53:15 03/19/08 (0)
Watching movies about the beat generation is dangerous. - Muzikmike 18:59:52 03/18/08 (6)
- Another one of those 150 channels and nothing's on night eh....nt - kootenay 19:20:16 03/18/08 (5)
  - No, I chose to watch it. It was great. - Muzikmike 19:24:23 03/18/08 (4)
    - Ah....which ones the William S. Burroughs's Naked Lunch or Jack Kerouac's On the Road?....nt - kootenay 19:30:13 03/18/08 (3)
      - I should explain and you'll understand... - Muzikmike 19:34:59 03/18/08 (1)
        
        Ok...I understand...nt - kootenay 19:49:45 03/18/08 (0)
      - Both, of course, - Muzikmike 19:33:41 03/18/08 (0)
Hey subbie, if you're home and get the - Muzikmike 15:09:05 03/18/08 (1)
- Damn! - subcoolman 15:22:04 03/18/08 (0)
I talked to someone this morning but I can't tell you who it was. - Muzikmike 13:11:38 03/18/08 (11)
- That guy from Gotham City, - Neil E. 16:12:47 03/18/08 (1)
  - Commissioner Gordon is coming? -t - Bruce Kendall 14:04:28 03/19/08 (0)
- I know...I know....It's Al Pacino.... - kootenay 14:13:50 03/18/08 (4)
  - Fook! - musetap 15:44:04 03/18/08 (2)
    - While you're there...you might as well have a scotch on me....nt - kootenay 19:10:39 03/18/08 (0)
    - RE: Fook! - subcoolman 16:55:12 03/18/08 (0)
  - That was my guess as well. - subcoolman 14:37:23 03/18/08 (0)
- A Mystery Guest! - Gak! 13:24:23 03/18/08 (3)
  - My guess - Bruce Kendall 13:30:42 03/18/08 (2)
    - I was gonna guess Chuckie. - Enophile 14:06:42 03/18/08 (0)
    - Maybe Dirty Harriet? - Gak! 14:05:31 03/18/08 (0)
mens fairy tale - merdy 11:52:00 03/18/08 (4)
- Show me a man who can fart whenever he wants, - Bruce Kendall 12:30:40 03/18/08 (3)
  - ... and I'll show you a guy who indulged in corned beef and cabbage yesterday. - free.ranger 17:34:17 03/18/08 (0)
  - RE: Show me a man who can fart whenever he wants, - Squonk 14:37:16 03/18/08 (1)
    - Dark underwear guy, eh? - Bruce Kendall 15:33:36 03/18/08 (0)
Unforgettable album covers.... - PeterS 09:39:14 03/18/08 (23)
- But wait, there's more.... - mkuller 11:29:41 03/18/08 (17)
  - What's with the Scorpions hatred? - G Squared 06:05:30 03/19/08 (0)
  - RE: But wait, there's more.... - double28 12:42:20 03/18/08 (0)
  - RE: But wait, there's more.... - Olde Bulldogge 12:10:01 03/18/08 (0)
  - I had forgotten - Bruce Kendall 11:36:21 03/18/08 (13)
    - My theory... - mkuller 11:39:13 03/18/08 (12)
      - I never did a single drug in the 60's and 70's. - Muzikmike 12:03:11 03/18/08 (11)
        
        RE: So you took 'em at least 2 at a time ( ? ) n/t - grinagog 18:58:20 03/19/08 (0)
        
        RE:yup, me too - LousyTourist 13:39:18 03/18/08 (0)
        
        That's because - Bruce Kendall 12:27:41 03/18/08 (8)
        
        Don't remember - Muzikmike 12:31:03 03/18/08 (7)
        
        RE: I remember - Square Peg 19:17:20 03/18/08 (0)
        
        Hey, I recognize you! - Bruce Kendall 12:46:27 03/18/08 (5)
        
        What's a horse? - Muzikmike 12:48:52 03/18/08 (4)
        
        Reality...what a concept!! - PeterS 17:20:23 03/18/08 (0)
        
        It's when your voice gets raspy. - Bruce Kendall 12:52:10 03/18/08 (2)
        
        I drug a body across a field one time. - Muzikmike 13:15:16 03/18/08 (1)
        
        Very good. - Bruce Kendall 13:22:33 03/18/08 (0)
- Oh, everyone just has to make a list, don't they? - Bruce Kendall 11:15:23 03/18/08 (1)
  - He's makin' a list, checkin' it twice... - Muzikmike 12:05:42 03/18/08 (0)
- "Songs for gay dogs". - subcoolman 10:27:03 03/18/08 (0)
- WHAT?!?! No Dwarves covers? This is an egregious overlooking of creepiness! - Enophile 10:03:45 03/18/08 (0)
- Peeeeyooooo! - Muzikmike 09:52:50 03/18/08 (0)
Muzikmike. Here's an inexpensive way to make a canopy for Ribfest - artemus 07:45:22 03/18/08 (1)
- That's one of those DUH type things... - Muzikmike 08:36:02 03/18/08 (0)
Does anyone ever actually *listen* to voice messages? - subcoolman 04:44:46 03/18/08 (17)
- Your customers love you and can’t get enough of you Subby ….. - three_sox 14:47:49 03/18/08 (1)
  - RE: Your customers love you and can’t get enough of you Subby ….. - subcoolman 15:25:57 03/18/08 (0)
- You should test this, Jim. - Bruce Kendall 11:22:49 03/18/08 (1)
  - (Chuckle...) I like it! - subcoolman 15:28:26 03/18/08 (0)
- Many systems have a way to bypass the outgoing message - kavakidd 09:47:54 03/18/08 (1)
  - RE: Many systems have a way to bypass the outgoing message - subcoolman 10:04:26 03/18/08 (0)
- My three fave's (!*&^(*$).... - grantv 07:48:46 03/18/08 (4)
  - One thing worse - to me at any rate - kavakidd 10:58:49 03/18/08 (1)
    - Agreed; after all that's what voicemail (reception if no voicemail) is for. NT - grantv 11:06:38 03/18/08 (0)
  - Don't get me started!! - subcoolman 10:08:38 03/18/08 (1)
    - Yep, that too! And further on the same.... - grantv 10:25:32 03/18/08 (0)
- And then there are those you leave at friend's - Muzikmike 06:42:02 03/18/08 (2)
  - Yes, three days later! - Muzikmike 10:52:04 03/18/08 (0)
  - Aha! - subcoolman 10:09:45 03/18/08 (0)
- I sympathise... - feet's too big 05:35:51 03/18/08 (2)
  - RE: I sympathise... - subcoolman 10:23:36 03/18/08 (1)
    - How about this sign that was hanging in the dispatcher's office... - J. S. Bach 15:51:58 03/18/08 (0)
Apparently there are people who want you at Ribfest! - Muzikmike 18:48:57 03/17/08 (9)
- Tell ya what, Mikee - Brian Walsh 18:33:31 03/18/08 (3)
  - They had better change that to 2008, - Muzikmike 19:22:22 03/18/08 (2)
    - Don't expect THEM to do your job! - Brian Walsh 14:56:24 03/19/08 (1)
      - You're talking as if I'm - Muzikmike 17:30:32 03/19/08 (0)
- That is a noble gesture that could only be made by a true gentleman. - Bruce Kendall 11:25:23 03/18/08 (2)
  - He doesn't live here in - Muzikmike 12:36:27 03/18/08 (1)
    - Ah! I knew I was getting warm. -t - Bruce Kendall 12:49:18 03/18/08 (0)
- Who can resist an offer like that? - driver 02:31:37 03/18/08 (1)
  - Yippee! - Muzikmike 05:56:55 03/18/08 (0)
I've heard of people spending too much time in the bathroom.... - Todd A. 18:22:12 03/17/08 (4)
- Ah yes, another "winner" from Kansas. - subcoolman 10:59:42 03/18/08 (0)
- I just hope.... - Gak! 08:41:43 03/18/08 (0)
- sounds like... - some young guy 20:27:55 03/17/08 (0)
- Find a happy place! Find a happy place! -t - Bruce Kendall 18:33:20 03/17/08 (0)
Happy St. Paddy Day..... - kootenay 11:25:32 03/17/08 (17)
- Shades of Marilyn McEnroe! - Neil E. 18:43:25 03/17/08 (0)
- No wonder the sheep are scared! (nt) - Brian Walsh 17:53:01 03/17/08 (2)
  - I thought they were just nervous....nt - kootenay 18:17:04 03/17/08 (1)
    - After seeing that picture... - ElbowGeek 09:42:32 03/18/08 (0)
- What're you wearing under that kilt? - mkuller 15:15:18 03/17/08 (0)
- Ooh nice butts! - ElbowGeek 14:53:43 03/17/08 (0)
- Want to know how to get your butt kicked? - Bruce Kendall 11:37:07 03/17/08 (4)
  - That is nothing (warning: potentially offensive but historically correct toasts cited) - plantsman 14:45:24 03/17/08 (1)
    - Yikes! You wouldn't need to go to a "real" Irish pub to get killed . . . - JoshT 14:55:44 03/17/08 (0)
  - RE: Or order a black&tan. * - kooner 13:34:40 03/17/08 (1)
    - I believe that I have the same feeling about black and tan as those who would order it have - Muzikmike 18:32:56 03/17/08 (0)
- RE: Happy St. Paddy Day..... - musetap 11:36:06 03/17/08 (5)
  - \\\Ya'd drive a man to the drink with such an irresponsible fookin' post, God Bless ya lad!///..... - three_sox 15:51:25 03/17/08 (4)
    - Whoa!..... - kootenay 18:23:55 03/17/08 (1)
      - Oh c’mon now, you wouldn’t go whoa!!! …… - three_sox 18:55:43 03/18/08 (0)
    - RE: \\\Ya'd drive a man to the drink with such an irresponsible fookin' post, God Bless ya lad!///..... - musetap 16:02:32 03/17/08 (1)
      - \\\you're most likely due for another///...... - three_sox 16:10:56 03/17/08 (0)
Caption time... - ElbowGeek 11:15:59 03/17/08 (7)
- I appreciate the thought, but could you NOT lick your balls before you do this? NT - cjfrbw 23:06:07 03/17/08 (0)
- Shane decides once again it's OK to lick a little pussy... - Olde Bulldogge 13:56:52 03/17/08 (2)
  - But sadly, the old problem of loose hairs on the tongue rears it ugly head... - ElbowGeek 14:58:06 03/17/08 (0)
  - Good one! -t - Bruce Kendall 13:59:16 03/17/08 (0)
- Yum! Cat-sicle! -t - Bruce Kendall 13:38:14 03/17/08 (1)
  - Liked that one :-) - ElbowGeek 14:51:26 03/17/08 (0)
- Nothing like a fast bath when you're in a hurry.----nt - sherod 11:24:00 03/17/08 (0)
Old Golf Joke - kavakidd 10:31:11 03/17/08 (2)
- RE: Old Golf Joke - GTShelby350 14:32:31 03/17/08 (0)
- Nice one! - ElbowGeek 11:13:30 03/17/08 (0)
O.K., I need to know if people want shirts! - Muzikmike 07:06:21 03/17/08 (2)
- There must be a minimum order so . . . - psgary 18:08:39 03/17/08 (1)
  - The "deal" is an incentive to get you here... - Muzikmike 20:41:29 03/17/08 (0)
Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest. - Muzikmike 21:15:40 03/16/08 (32)
- RE: Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest. - Brian Walsh 17:57:58 03/17/08 (0)
- RE: Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest, Ribfest. - PabloP 09:53:35 03/17/08 (28)
  - We remove the ribs from any and all inmates named Pablo - Muzikmike 10:58:03 03/17/08 (3)
    - Oh, thanks - PabloP 11:20:08 03/17/08 (2)
      - No, real and real, but I have a problem writing anything - Muzikmike 12:27:04 03/17/08 (1)
        
        Yes, Mike is indeed absolutely serious... - ElbowGeek 15:07:24 03/17/08 (0)
  - It is a real event - Bruce Kendall 10:33:25 03/17/08 (23)
    - That's a long drive at $4 a gallon - PabloP 11:21:50 03/17/08 (20)
      - I know it exists some of the time. - Bruce Kendall 11:35:33 03/17/08 (19)
        
        Not to mention that it's the home of... - Neil49 13:51:54 03/17/08 (14)
        
        Yeah, but when you really need one - Bruce Kendall 13:56:10 03/17/08 (13)
        
        Okay, I'll have to take your word on that one; .... - Neil49 14:07:28 03/17/08 (12)
        
        Heck no! It is 2008, you know. - Bruce Kendall 14:38:45 03/17/08 (11)
        
        Or just come to Bermuda... - ElbowGeek 15:01:32 03/17/08 (10)
        
        Neil and I were going to drive to Bermuda once. - Bruce Kendall 15:05:56 03/17/08 (9)
        
        Re: "Neil and I"...Aren't you forgetting that on that, the first attempt to reach our destiation, ... - Neil49 15:20:11 03/17/08 (6)
        
        Hmmm, I do remember going with you and Bruce to find the beer store.....)MT( - J. S. Bach 15:30:14 03/17/08 (4)
        
        And find it we did! And without any GPS gizmo, to boot... - Neil49 15:33:56 03/17/08 (3)
        
        That's right. I may not know north from south when I'm back there, - Bruce Kendall 15:46:42 03/17/08 (2)
        
        Re: "I may not know north from south when I'm back there"...Where? Gettysburg?... - Neil49 15:56:36 03/17/08 (1)
        
        I forgot about that. - Bruce Kendall 16:02:51 03/17/08 (0)
        
        Not to worry, Neil! I'll take the blame! - Bruce Kendall 15:28:41 03/17/08 (0)
        
        We're easy to find by car... - ElbowGeek 15:10:00 03/17/08 (1)
        
        Bermuda is just off the California coast, isn't it? - Bruce Kendall 15:14:19 03/17/08 (0)
        
        The liquor store is open on Sundays now. - Muzikmike 13:08:26 03/17/08 (3)
        
        Isn't it faster to drive to Maryland? ;~) - Bruce Kendall 13:22:44 03/17/08 (2)
        
        Funny you should ask that, Mr. I know the way. - Muzikmike 13:33:45 03/17/08 (1)
        
        A seven car traffic jam? I'm sure the scene was flooded with - Bruce Kendall 13:41:22 03/17/08 (0)
    - Are you going to be there? )MT( - J. S. Bach 10:40:21 03/17/08 (1)
      - I honestly don't know at this point. - Bruce Kendall 10:45:07 03/17/08 (0)
- "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to......" )MT( - J. S. Bach 08:46:34 03/17/08 (1)
  - Gosh darn you. - Bruce Kendall 11:48:58 03/17/08 (0)
Just when I thought I had things under control - driver 20:11:29 03/16/08 (12)
- Please watch out for the rules of three. - Muzikmike 20:13:43 03/16/08 (11)
  - That's what my insurance guy said and it came true...... - woof 21:23:46 03/16/08 (7)
    - When I hit a Deer...... - kavakidd 22:20:52 03/16/08 (6)
      - RE: When I hit a Deer......Pic - kavakidd 11:13:37 03/17/08 (0)
      - Hey kava! I think..... - kootenay 22:38:35 03/16/08 (4)
        
        RE: Hey kava! I think..... - kavakidd 09:12:16 03/17/08 (0)
        
        Could be worse... - ElbowGeek 08:43:12 03/17/08 (2)
        
        You h