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How is the perfect woman like a Klipsch La Scala?

They're both low maintenance and horny

Or, if that is too offensive, how's this:

How is the perfect mistress like a Klipsch La Scala?

They're both low maintenance and horny



"When the demon is at your door, in the mornin' it won't be there no more"
Steely Dan



Edits: 04/03/14

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Topic - Vintage audio joke - sanman 12:24:44 04/03/14 (7)

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