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I'm missing my balls

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First of all, let me commend Mothra Research on their wonderful products. I couldn't be happier with the sound of your cables. Which brings up the reason for this post... Last evening, after an especially loud listening session playing Grand Funk Railroad, I thought I saw one of my Mothra speaker cables move. Now I know that sounds silly, and after thinking about it, I chalked it up to having my brain Grand Funked for three solid hours leaving me in no condition to trust what I thought I saw. At any rate, I turned out the lights in my listening room, got into bed, kissed my iguanas goodnight, and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.
After awakening this morning, excited at the prospect of kicking out the jams with a day full of King Crimson, Black Sabbath and Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow, I headed back to my listening room. The scream I let out upon entering was loud enough to drive my iguanas under my bed's covers in terror, scratching my wife's legs in the process. What caused my horrible screams was seeing that the stands that hold my beautiful Gallo Nucleus Solo speakers were empty, and there, right in the middle of each Mothra speaker cable was a round lump, easily the size and shape of an NBA basketball. Now, I realize this story sounds a bit far fetched, and no, I haven't been nipping the cooking sherry, but the evidence sure does point to your cables having swallowed my speakers. I followed your hookup instructions perfectly, and, as you recommend, I've kept pets and small children away from them, but never in my wildest dreams did I figure those things would devour my balls.
I'm much too afraid now to go near the damn things now, and my Jethro Tull CDs sound muffled, (like a veil has been placed over the music) so would it be possible for you to send out one of your clean up crews to remove the Solos from my speaker cables?

Warm regards,
Audy


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Topic - I'm missing my balls - Audiophilander 12:58:16 03/31/01 (9)

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