Isolation Ward

A competition

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A prize will be awarded to the most plausible explanation of the Teleportation Tweak in 400 words or less. No recourse to quantum physics unless you can convince the judges you actually understand what you are talking about. No dark hints that 'there are things beyond our ken' please: try to make it sound as if you understand exactly what's happening.
You may if you wish make use of my recently deleted opener:
"The proprietary blend of hyper- and infra-sonic signals transmitted during the teleportation tweak causes an enduring realignment of the hitherto amorphous sonic energies in the room's air molecules..."

The 'Teleportation Tweak' for Audio and Video (Open in New Window)

Edits: 02/01/08 02/01/08 02/01/08

Follow Ups:

two words - BS64 18:32:26 02/06/08 (0)
RE: A competition - Stephæn 12:14:21 02/05/08 (2)
- That's one of the best ones I've seen. nt - geoffkait 10:42:03 02/06/08 (0)
- That's actually pretty good - groove 18:07:07 02/05/08 (0)
RE: A competition - rob132 09:51:12 02/05/08 (2)
- You do of course have proof for those assertions. May we see it? nt - clarkjohnsen 11:33:27 02/05/08 (1)
  - give it up, mate, you can't argue with religious fundamentalism - dave c 16:23:35 02/08/08 (0)
The power of suggestion - ArdRi 23:19:18 02/04/08 (0)
Here is my 30-word entry. - cheap-Jack 12:11:31 02/04/08 (0)
RE: A competition - HiOnFi 08:35:50 02/04/08 (17)
- Well now - that's an original argument - groove 17:43:01 02/04/08 (16)
  - RE: great innovations that have changed the world - rick_m 08:28:24 02/05/08 (7)
    - RE: Beg Pardon - groove 09:18:14 02/05/08 (6)
      - Sure, any technology has numerous applications... - rick_m 11:11:32 02/05/08 (5)
        
        I agree with everythign in your last post - groove 15:04:25 02/05/08 (3)
        
        RE: I agree with everythign in your last post - rick_m 23:39:52 02/05/08 (2)
        
        There is a considerable difference - unclestu52 10:49:52 02/06/08 (1)
        
        RE: There is a considerable difference - rick_m 11:42:41 02/06/08 (0)
        
        I would further argue that music is the highest culture, and therefore... - clarkjohnsen 11:36:45 02/05/08 (0)
  - RE: Well now - that's an original argument - HiOnFi 03:04:04 02/05/08 (4)
    - "I read where someone in hi-end manufacture was working on hearing aids." LOL! - clarkjohnsen 11:41:57 02/05/08 (0)
    - Cross Pollination - fine - groove 09:39:04 02/05/08 (0)
    - RE: Well now - that's an original argument - May Belt 03:10:09 02/05/08 (1)
      - Interesting... nt - clarkjohnsen 11:43:27 02/05/08 (0)
  - What are you trying to say?... - Wellfed 21:10:03 02/04/08 (2)
    - RE: pretty simple - groove 09:48:11 02/05/08 (0)
    - Clearly, that everything *you* say is crap. Get with the program: - clarkjohnsen 00:44:42 02/05/08 (0)
I think this fruitless troll is properly placed. nt - Norm 07:03:53 02/03/08 (1)
- I'm disappointed it has proved so fruitless - raphsdad 05:18:36 02/04/08 (0)

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