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RE: Heard a reference level planar speaker last Saturday

Yes, Berni, you're right, secretly I think of Magnepan as the devil incarnate. If it were up to me, they'd be doing everything differently, and I know that because, well, I've never manufactured a speaker in my life but I just know. Truth is, they're just a bunch of greedy one percenters, why, the janitors there own villas where they go to laugh at all the credulous fools who bought their wretched-sounding speakers for ten times what they're worth. Made in America? Pfah. The truth is that their speakers are made by starving child slaves in Pakistan out of the entrails of threatened species from the shrinking jungles of Borneo. I won't even go into the coven, and the blood-stained altar in the listening room.

But please, don't post this -- it's just a personal email between you and me. If it ever got out, they'd stop sending me the Brazilian call girls, and the plentiful supply of crack cocaine.


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