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Posted on January 10, 2017 at 13:23:46

kootenay
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in the work place to de-stress yourself while at work.

Masturbation breaks should become a new workplace trend, according to a new report.

Taking a few minutes to de-stress and "relieve tension" while on the job could actually boost productivity and make employees happier, psychology professor Mark Sergeant of Nottingham Trent University told Metro U.K.

Dr. Cliff Arnall, a psychologist and life coach, agreed with that assessment.

"I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling," Dr. Arnall told Metro U.K. "Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus."

The topic of work masturbation breaks came up in the wake of a survey by Guyfi, described as a masturbation booth popup, that found 40% of workers in New York already take such breaks while clocked in. Earlier polls by Time Out New York and Glamour, respectively, discovered that 39% of men said they masturbated at work while 31% of women made time for some self-love.

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Awe-d-o-file

07:37:50 01/11/17

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RE: But You Can't You Can't Light Up a Smoke..........

SpotcheckBilly12345

09:57:29 01/11/17

LOL

Awe-d-o-file

10:33:06 01/11/17

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Awe-d-o-file

07:37:50 01/11/17

2

RE: But You Can't You Can't Light Up a Smoke..........

SpotcheckBilly12345

09:57:29 01/11/17

LOL

Awe-d-o-file

10:33:06 01/11/17

Lord knows through the years I've worked with plenty of apparent jerk offs...

musetap

20:37:05 01/10/17

employed and shaking hands with the unemployed.

merdy

19:39:20 01/10/17

Uh Oh - Fake news strikes again...definitely not new. (nt)

Steve O

17:05:32 01/10/17

Unless your men's room...

mkuller

15:03:11 01/10/17

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Thats the way restrooms are in Sweden, no joke. Nt

jdaniel@jps.net

16:29:56 01/10/17

Is that in North Carolina? nt

free.ranger

15:49:34 01/10/17

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Here is North Carolina restrooms.....

Justlisten2

16:34:01 01/10/17

Part of that new jobs program they got started up. nt

free.ranger

17:33:59 01/10/17

RE: Is that in North Carolina? nt

mkuller

16:06:32 01/10/17

I -- I don't know what to say.

mhardy6647

13:58:24 01/10/17

Yes and then, posted on January 11, 2017 at 07:37:50
Awe-d-o-file Dealer Posts: 21037 Location: 50 miles west of DC Joined: January 10, 2004	Have a snack and take a nap at your desk... ET "If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed" - Curly Howard 1936

RE: But You Can't You Can't Light Up a Smoke.........., posted on January 11, 2017 at 09:57:29
SpotcheckBilly12345	...........at least in most workplaces! Cheers, SB

LOL, posted on January 11, 2017 at 10:33:06
Awe-d-o-file Dealer Posts: 21037 Location: 50 miles west of DC Joined: January 10, 2004	Forgot about that one ET "If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed" - Curly Howard 1936

Lord knows through the years I've worked with plenty of apparent jerk offs..., posted on January 10, 2017 at 20:37:05
musetap Audiophile Posts: 31871 Location: San Francisco Joined: July 8, 2003 Contributor Since: January 28, 2004	Didn't realize they were trying to keep their tension levels under control being actual jerk offs. "Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination"-Michael McClure

employed and shaking hands with the unemployed., posted on January 10, 2017 at 19:39:20
merdy Audiophile Posts: 1625 Location: New paltz,ny Joined: July 25, 2001	Which comes first ? Silence is golden duct tape is silver

Uh Oh - Fake news strikes again...definitely not new. (nt), posted on January 10, 2017 at 17:05:32
Steve O Audiophile Posts: 12359 Location: SE MI Joined: September 6, 2001

Unless your men's room..., posted on January 10, 2017 at 15:03:11

mkuller
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...looks like this.

Thats the way restrooms are in Sweden, no joke. Nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:29:56
jdaniel@jps.net	N

Is that in North Carolina? nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 15:49:34
free.ranger Audiophile Posts: 16951 Location: Santa Fe, NM Joined: April 8, 2004 Contributor Since: January 7, 2005

Here is North Carolina restrooms....., posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:34:01
Justlisten2 Audiophile Posts: 1266 Location: SE PA Joined: March 8, 2001	....or so I've been told. ;^)

Part of that new jobs program they got started up. nt , posted on January 10, 2017 at 17:33:59
free.ranger Audiophile Posts: 16951 Location: Santa Fe, NM Joined: April 8, 2004 Contributor Since: January 7, 2005

RE: Is that in North Carolina? nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:06:32
mkuller Audiophile Posts: 38130 Location: SF Bay Area Joined: April 22, 2003	...it's the Hilton in Las Vegas.

I -- I don't know what to say., posted on January 10, 2017 at 13:58:24
mhardy6647 Audiophile Posts: 16013 Location: New England Joined: October 12, 1999 Contributor Since: October 23, 2016	although I WILL comment that your "proverb" seems weirdly apt in the context of this topic. :-\| all the best, mrh

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