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| Posted on November 6, 2009 at 16:58:35 | ||
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Location: Edmonton Joined: April 1, 2000 Contributor Since: June 23, 2000 |
A local audio colleague sent this along. I know it's not particularly new but it IS Friday after all... and seems suited to the end of the week. The Theory of Intelligence I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .  'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' ------------------- jac - desperaudio 
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 I'll drink to that! (nt) - JimK 06:56:15 11/07/09
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I've never heard that one before. - Bruce Kendall 18:24:17 11/06/09
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If I was a wag I would say ... - three_sox 17:10:53 11/06/09
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| I'll drink to that! (nt), posted on November 7, 2009 at 06:56:15 | |
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Location: Maple Grove, MN. Joined: April 18, 2008 Contributor Since: October 2, 2008 |
nada thing
Jim 
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