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The question is..................

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Posted on November 5, 2009 at 13:40:21
kavakidd
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And Now the answer, From a very Smart Woman.....


A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a
lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical
students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,

'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an
orgasm??????'.......

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his
buddies!!!!!!!'........




It took 45 minutes to restore order in the
classroom....................

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to" Mark Twain

You owe my employer a new keyboard;..., posted on November 6, 2009 at 05:27:38
J. S. Bach
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...I was able to clean off the monitor!




Dave
Later Gator,

Crank up your talking machine, grab a jar of your favorite "kick-back", sit down, relax, and let the go

Good'n! nt, posted on November 5, 2009 at 15:38:32
JoshT
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July 22, 2000
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"If you are the owner of a new stereophonic system, this record will play with even more brilliant true-to-life fidelity. In short, you can purchase this record with no fear of its becoming obsolete in the future."

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