I haven't been to Paris looking for answers, but these questions still bother me...
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IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT? WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD? And most bothersome of all... WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? I would greatly appreciate any help in dealing with these conundra. Thanks!
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 "Best thing" before sliced bread? - Bruce Kendall 11:12:08 11/04/09
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I believe Gorge Carlin... - mkuller 21:10:23 11/03/09
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Or it might have been - Brian Walsh 06:00:46 11/04/09
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A few of them... - mkuller 15:13:45 11/04/09
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He went to Paris, looking for answers to questions that bothered him so - mhardy6647 16:44:09 11/03/09
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I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it..... - kootenay 18:24:42 11/03/09
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| Or it might have been, posted on November 4, 2009 at 06:00:46 | |
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Steven Wright
Brian Walsh
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| A few of them..., posted on November 4, 2009 at 15:13:45 | |
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...are here. It could have been some of each.
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| He went to Paris, looking for answers to questions that bothered him so, posted on November 3, 2009 at 16:44:09 | |
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Great song.
all the best, mrh
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