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| Posted on November 1, 2009 at 17:18:42 | ||
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Best of YouTube Beer diet...you've gotta love the punchline Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Would you like weed with those fries, officer? La-Z-Boy DUI...the NHRA sticker is a nice touch, dontcha think? Grandpa Little Johnny and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler. Little Johnny asks, "Can I have a beer, Grandpa?" Grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Little Johnny answers, "No, Grandpa. It's just a little pecker." Gramps says, "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. Little Johnny asks, "Can I have a cigar, Grandpa?" Once again, Grandpa asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Once again little Johnny replies, "No, it's too little." Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar." A little later little Johnny comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, "Hey there, young feller, can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Laughing, Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass." Little Johnny replies, "Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me."
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 PS on La-Z-Boy... - Brian Walsh 21:17:17 11/01/09
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RE: PPS on La-Z-Boy... - Lee M 05:25:37 11/02/09
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You got me started and I found this... - pretzel_logic 19:52:42 11/01/09
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Well, I don't know how much a vowel costs either, - 1973shovel 18:38:27 11/01/09
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| PS on La-Z-Boy..., posted on November 1, 2009 at 21:17:17 | |
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Location: Barrington, Illinois (Chicago area) Joined: December 6, 1999 |
According to the Duluth News Tribune newspaper, the police put the motorized La-Z-Boy up for auction on eBay but weren't prepared for all the publicity it would get. Here's a fun article about it. It seems they may have the last laugh on Tuesday when the auction ends. Check out the auction and the current bid, which at the time of posting this is over $40,000.
Brian Walsh
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| RE: PPS on La-Z-Boy..., posted on November 2, 2009 at 05:25:37 | |
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I wonder how sales are for these.
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