- 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

- 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

- 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

- 6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

- 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

- 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

- 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

- 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

- 1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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I like #4. It fits like a tailored suit.

 #4 is what happens when you wear a Roman Polanski costume ;-) nt - ElbowGeek 07:03:10 10/31/09 (0)