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Duck walks into a bar. Duck says to the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No, we don't sell grapes." Duck walks out. Next day, Duck walks into bar again. Walks up to the bartender, asks the same question, "Got any grapes?" and gets the same answer, "No." Third day, duck walks back into the bar. Asks the bartender for the third time, "Have any grapes?" The bartender, frustrated the duck keeps asking the same stupid question, yells, "No!! And if you ever come back again and ask me that question I'll nail your bill to the counter!!" Duck walks out of the bar. Next day, duck walks back in the bar. Goes up to the bartender and asks this time, "Got any nails?" The bartender: "No." Duck then says, "Got any grapes?"
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 Bartender Then...... - Todd Krieger 14:49:36 07/06/09
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Then the duck... - geoffkait 16:02:27 07/08/09
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Man, things ARE dead around here... BTW: that really quaked me up...N/T - musetap 15:53:31 01/14/09
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I always suspected you were a quaker. :-) nt - geoffkait 17:43:07 01/14/09
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No ... I just LIVE in quake country...N/T - musetap 22:38:28 01/14/09
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| Bartender Then......, posted on July 6, 2009 at 14:49:36 | |
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Location: SW United States Joined: November 2, 2000 |
....grabs a hammer and nails, and says "I lied, hee-hee-hee-hee-heeeee!!!"
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| I always suspected you were a quaker. :-) nt, posted on January 14, 2009 at 17:43:07 | |
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