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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost
between $499 and $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy
Im not so sure its a joke from the search I have done on he web,,The last part may be but I was reading this in several places..
Here is one of the sites and Im sorry if anyone got offended by the last part but apparently this comming to frution.
If I posted that aliens landed in my back yard and delieverd to me the best-sounding single-ended triode ever, would you believe me?
It is interesting that Tesla reported that many of the original designs for the moving stator arose in his mind after communications from Venus. But just plain good inventiveness based on available price point is OK too.
All advanced technology is based on price point.
It's a massive denial of statistic science to believe that we are alone in a universe containing billions of galaxies. That's the egocentrism of mankind.
As a matter of fact aliens built my system. They download the schematics in my brain while i sleep. Easy as that, you just got to listen to the small voices.
And every now and then, i receive packages by mail conatining unkonwn materials. Coincidence?
Absolutely..Sort of like those crop circles I have read about the last few years that nobody has an explanation for lol.
"If I posted that aliens landed in my back yard and delieverd to me the best-sounding single-ended triode ever, would you believe me?"
Henry Pasternack would want to know the plate resistance and current capability. Michael Samra would want to know the availability in bulk. And both would commisserate about the apparent lawn problem you have.
Of course, we all know that their
sound systems are out of this world.
...when you post jokes like this here. I'm not extremely offended by the joke, but I think the overall effect is degrading -- to women and to the forum.
This is not the first time you've done this.
Others may feel differently.
I thought it was funny and shared it with my wife, who also thought it was funny.
But then she thought Borat was funny and is a fan of John Waters movies so what can I say?
Got any updates on your experiments with low Henry chokes in HV power supplies?
That was sent to me by a woman and a feminist to boot so hopefully not everyone has a self righteous attitude agaisnt a little humor which our whole media seems to based on..
I know jack and I wasnt referring to you as being that way..I was actually glad you see the humor in it.
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