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In Reply to: RE: I'm not on any mission, my Yanqui friend. ... posted by andyr on July 05, 2009 at 00:39:03
Only quality insults are allowed here.
You must check where the poster is from. If they are from east of the Mississippi and south of the Mason Dixon line, like this guy, you must use the term "Johnny Reb" instead.
Calling him a yanqui is like him calling you a dumb kiwi bastard. Everybody knows you're not a kiwi.
:^ )It's all about the music...
Andy used the Yanqui "hispanic" spelling, used for all gringos north of the Alamo and/or the Rio Grande.
Also, his being a citizen of the realm, even "Yankee" can be construed as any inhabitent from sea to shining sea near the amber waves of grain.
;D
Actually, wrt " dumb kiwi bastard " ... the middle word by itself is sufficient (it implies the other two! :-)) ).
Regards from godzown,
Andy
I think you're pretty close to the Mason Dixon line at this point yourself, Peter.
:-)
As it is I'm almost 2 hours away from Maryland which was a border state which did not secede. I'm a lot further from Vir'ginny so that makes me a confirmed blue coat.
Further proof:
I have no appliances on my front porch.
There is not a car on cinder blocks in my yard.
My screen door does not have tape on it.
I don't even own a screen door.
I don't know any of my relatives "intimately".
I still am not sure exactly what "grits" are,
nor have I ever eaten them.
Now Redwood on the other hand.... he might say yes to a few of those....
:^ )
It's all about the music...
You neeed to try grits.
They are basically cornmeal and butter.
Right tasty with some greens and hog parts.
We can get liqoured up after supper and either shoot beer bottles offen the back fence with our .45s or go cruising for pussy.
Or we could just listen to tunes.
But grits is an option, putting cheese in them is popular.
... but I already own 2 cats.
It's all about the music...
Opus
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