In Reply to: Re: Acoustic eggs posted by Jasmine on April 05, 2001 at 11:40:40:

What now, Jasmine? Aren't we kissing and hugging anymore, before starting smacking and torturing each other, my dear Teletubbie? What trailer-park have you been roaming recently, do they want different treatments nowadays?

I'll instruct my lawyer to be hard on you, Jas. Your hairy armpits are history, dahling. I'll soften you up a bit.

And Trut thinks that what you're describing in your usual perverted foul-mouthed ways is playing and me conkers are her toys which make her roar like Godzilla.

Off to the super to buy a fresh Mach 3,

Rob

• Re: Acoustic eggs Jasmine 06:43:03 04/06/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Re: Acoustic eggs posted by Robiiii on April 05, 2001 at 13:25:34:

  Handsome -

  Why don't you stop by my place with that Mach 3 and I'll give you a real treat? Since your new found fondness for little kitty, you never come by to taste my delights anymore. I'm pouting.

  Maybe a bit of Wagner and I can march on your back with my hobnail boots - just like old times???

  All is forgiven - call off the lawyers before we get banned.

  Jasmine, braiding her armpits for her sweet Robbikins
  
  

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  • I'm on the plane, dahling! Robiiii 08:02:55 04/06/01 (0)
    In Reply to: Re: Acoustic eggs posted by Jasmine on April 06, 2001 at 06:43:03:

    Ooooh, the sounds of hearing myself scream out of intense and deeply felt pain, I missed you, love! Do I have to bring some bags of 'drop' and some slimy smelling buggers to slide into your...throat with freshly chopped onions?

    Punish me toughly, I need it. Is your whip still souple? Does it still make that gorgeous slapping sound? I'll bring the Anaconda Leather Wax anyway, it could have some other purposes as well.

    Grabbing my feathers, listening pumps and waders, marching to Schiphol.

    Eins! Zwei! Links! Rechts!

    Yours, longing affectionately,

    Rob And Some Nails from Trut
    
    

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