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First of all, I would like to express my gratitude for the impeccable efforts made by Mothra Research. As a longtime customer and active promotor of these great products in the northern part of Europa, I know what I'm talking about and me marching has never been better, never felt so good and the slap of my calfskin gloves on my shaved legs never felt and sounded so natural with that delicate crispiness as the day I installed my Mothra powercords and acoustic eggs and heard them smoothen up the acoustics, getting even more realistic than reality and after removing the wall-socket and plug those blasters straight onto the internal wire of my house, I just don't march anymore - I've recorded the sound of marching-boots and play it all day long and I'm in heaven, thank you Mothra Research Team and Gilette razorblades!
Inquiring minds want to know if Mothra is already thinking about internal house-wiring, the delicate and ultimate mindfuck for the true audiophiles and knowing about the progressive nature of Mothra Research, I'm already feasting my eyes in wildest imagination how gorderly my walls will look, but dammit, when Wagner geht los, I'll be going, too and so will the neighbours, those luvverly dahlings! They won't believe what they're hearing when Brunnhilde sacrifies her own body to the flames, says goodbye to her horsey Grane, who also accepts his fate and dies in the all-consuming flames and Walhalla collapses to be absorbed by the waves of the holy river Rhein, making me feel like my cat who always has to listen to Bruckner and Wagner and is deeply impressed by the Mothra Sound!
As a devoted Wagnerian, is there a possibility that Mothra Research will make goodies which will enhance and spiritualize most of S-word's recording, whether on the digital or analog format, because my walls aren't trembling enough when the dual-concentric drivers of my Tannoys want to jump out of their cabinets, which is a pointer towards the need to develope some sub 4Hz speakers as well, although a Rodan Subwoofer would be a great novelty.
And another question, could one paintspray those acoustic eggs, because their current colours don't match with my walls and my garderobe of dresses with flowerprints, handsowed by Sinti Gypsies begging in Amsterdam and used for when I'm going to Godzilla the hell out of the old and retired in that home they built themselves around the corner to watch outside from behind the begonias, counting their wrinkles instead of hearing the Mothra Sound, which should be experienced instead of being talked about and of course, I like things to appear fashionable and impressive, but don't dare to spray them fearing a slightly impoverished sound in the 34 Hz waves due to the molecular bindings of tri - which in recent research showed to make too much Van der Waals bindings when getting hard and well, I like getting hard.
The eggs are real stunners. When I clap my hands to test the acoustics, it's like I'm in the Concertgebouw! Thanks Mothra, my friends are so jealous and my cat is enormously afraid of what happens when I put a record on the Rega!
Hail Mothra! Hail my eggs! Bigger than life!
Rob

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